God is an idiot.
What can I say, maybe God likes idiots. But he and Pat seem to have a good old time together. God tells Pat some crazy shit.
Uh oh.forceman said:In Haiti and other Caribbean islands, the mullatos there still have their African heritage,
pat would be better off spending his time whacking off than taking god's name in vain. and others would be spending their time more wisely doing the same rather than listening to him do it.
See lori, thts why people make fun of you.
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I don't see why his opinion is any crazier than religious ideas in general.
I don't why Voodoo is any crazier than Catholicism.
yeah, me neither. but here's the thing...
if pat cared nearly as much about actually understanding the bible as he does running his mouth, he would realize something fairly obvious. and that is, the fruits of the holy spirit are more intangible things like peace, love, joy, hope, and self-control. but the results of a deal with the devil are material and worldly things like material wealth, physical pleasure, social elitism and power. i mean, most of us know that jesus was said to have been tempted by satan with a deal. and satan said that if jesus would devout to him, he would give him the whole world. jesus, of course, declined, and look what happened.
so given that, if i had to choose between haiti and pat robertson, as to who made a deal with the devil, i would choose pat robertson. :shrug:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NCduEhkBM
Other than Robertson, I cannot find any references to Haiti and the devil. I don't know where he is getting this story. Perhaps it is another revelation he has received from God.
Wouldn't that mean God was the cause of the Earthquake? It wouldn't be the first time He was said to have practiced collective punishment. Since no doubt at least some Haitians were innocent and pious, doesn't that make God evil?
Fourthly, does this mean if I appeal to a Devil or other God, God will destroy America?
Just callin' it like I see it.You're funny, Spider! I mean, think about it, do you really and truly expect to be able to fully understand any and all of the workings of God? I mean, hell, that would make you the equal of God, wouldn't it? I know you're pretty good, even for a bleeding heart liberal, but I don't think you're that good.
Please, Thor, save us from the Republicans (and corporate Democrats).Yes, so please don't do it. ;=)
Why should we believe your version of God rather than Pat Robertson who's got a big church and his own TV programme?
Jesus, the SON OF GOD, denied Satan because what would have been easier was the bloody wrong and irrelevant thing to do at the time, knowing that the easier and broader path leads to destruction. People would rather do evil than good because the spirit of the earth is Satan, which is why the Apostles were in the world but weren't of the world. Of course, Lori, you wouldn't understand this because you are of the world.
pat would be better off spending his time whacking off than taking god's name in vain. and others would be spending their time more wisely doing the same rather than listening to him do it.