spuriousmonkey said:
I provided a plausible scenario. I gave perfectly good scientific ways to determine if I had been in the bar. Some were more extreme than the others but all were reproducible tests and tests that could have been done by an impartial outsider.
You Sir are in denial, and I am not refering to the egyptian river.
I did everything you wanted and still you want me to jump higher. Obviously this isn't going to end because we all know that you have no firm ground to stand on. You are sinking away in a tar pit and all you can do is shoot down the messenger. Believe me (on authority of my PhD if you require so) when I say that everybody can see right through you.
It's just another (s)troll at the forum lakeside for you.
actually it is you who is not willing to work within the entirely plausible constraints provided knowing that if you did, you will not have a leg to stand on
it could be as simple as merely stepping outside your house for a fleeting second.
your neighbors saw you
prove you stepped out with hard evidence
to assign a forensic team to verify this excursion borders on the insane and a probable exercise in futiilty
this is not asking you to jump higher
rather it is similar to a lot of other instances that could be imagined in which hard evidence of events is simply not present nor could it be retrieved
i have no doubt, with your typically disingenuous manner, you will attempt to verify this excursion by measuring the disturbance recorded in the quantum flux and present that as hard evidence
you are not doing as i asked. that is very obvious
Then they match the beer found in my stomach with the beer on tap there. The beer I said I had ordered. They found a certain metal contamination lvl unique for this sample of beer. Due to old pipes. Moreover, the tap beer is contaminated with a unique set of bacterial fauna.
you do not have a drink. you walk in and walk out. go back, read and attempt to focus
Then they match fibers underneath my shoes with fibers belonging to the carpet I was standing on when I ordered my beer.
i indicated that time passes. the carpet would have been vaccumed at least once.
you place a total and unwarranted reliance on the forensic team to come up with a match. fibers from the carpet are assumed, unrealistically and miraculously to be affixed to your shoes indefinitely.
Moreover, I had dipped my index finger in 35 sulphur isotope before I went into the bar. The geiger counter goes crazy all over the bar. And it goes crazy at the flusher of the toilet I said I touched.
this extreme example merely indicates your desperation, disingenuity and a refusal to consider the scenario and concept behind it in an honest manner
i will not shoot you spurious
that would be merciful
simply seeing thru me is never good enough and is wholly inadequate
make the rebuttals
denounce me as the charlatan
go on boy!
again...you fail to understand that there are numerous instances where the occurence of events can be verified only by anecdotal evidence.
people get convicted by this
people walk due to a lack of this
how hard is that to understand?
now all you have to fall back on is your "extraordinary evidence"
well tell me dr spurious phd monkey, what is this "extraordinary?" how does it contrast with "ordinary"
give me logical reasons as to why life forms that have a probable existence offworld require hard evidence if sighted here?
thru what mechanism do previously impartial and professional witnesses get transformed into unreliable ones?
is it when anomalies are reported?
is that when you crackpots come out of the woodwork yowling with religious fervor and fanaticism demanding that these heretics be burnt at the stake?
is it from a sense of biblical uniqueness that these rabid and vehement protestations stem from?
i think so