The Post Whatever Thread

If Jesus invented our calendar then how did he know the day he was born? I can understand his death, but his birth? I can imagine Jesus watching the Sun rise every morning until it rose in the same place again (perhaps a shadow), so he knew there are three-hundred and sixty-five days in a year. Is this why he was killed (disobeying doctorine)?
 
If Jesus invented our calendar
Why would Jesus have invented a calendar? He didn't even care about getting up to go to work, or buying clothes or wondering where his next meal was coming from. Why would he bother about dates? Of course he knew his birthday, the same way you and I know our our birthdays: he took his parents' word for it. Whether they were using the Julian calendar by Roman decree or the older Hebrew calendar, it wouldn't match the Gregorian one we know.
 
whos grandparents do i need to sell to get tickets ?

meme gold mine
"hands up who likes neil"
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breaking wind reports
thats-hot news
has as a firey new romance started ?
may have begun as wild fires of gossip spread about the Australian minister of emergencies being mysteriously away at the same time as the australian prime minister

Emergency dirty weekend in Hawaii ?
a privately European Emergency ?

Love island lost its burning embers to a firey off shore speculation this week as gossip burns like wild fires...

never to soon for emergency bromance get-a-way

this emergency news broad cast has been brought to you by
breaking wind
if something smells off, its you not me

if your bromance turns to no pants & you have been down-trouwed at the alter
don't let your togs togs undies go down under
contact "that's hot news" and put the rash cream of gossip on the embers of your back burning bromance.
dont let it fizzle
Get another bang with breaking wind reporting
 
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Get another bang with breaking wind reporting

probably should be "get a good bang" with breaking wind ...

i was stunned to hear the minister for 24/7 emergencies was on holiday at the same time as the pm

was trying to imagine what his "out of office" message looked like

... thanks for contacting the emergency ministry
should you have an emergency that requires emergency response, please contact your local agent to book an appointment
they get paid far less and are expected to answer work calls while on holiday

in case of immediate emergenciness, please contact the 1800 senator in hiding emergency mansplain speech writers public rationalisation department.

we will splain your crisis into a non partisan position which requires us to do nothing for top dollar.
... your top tax dollar
 
I remember a few months, or years, back I had felt anxious about researching my ancestry. I was afraid to find out if I had English or Jewish roots, or not. To be honest, I am not sure why I was afraid about discovering if I had English or Jewish roots, or not.
 
un authorized Remote access through game consoles
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so when you load a game console it allows mods in that company to remote into your computer
completely unhindered.

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not impressed !
it looks like they are running spy ware in the background while the game console installs.

my gues is they have loaded AI to prevent game play above a certain level limiting the game server to manufacture losses to prevent further advancement in the game...

and ... then 6 weeks later i see the next version of the game is being advertised.
i expect they will sell out all their customers and stop supporting the previous game.
looks like they are already winding back support for it.
i crashed my game and it wont start again, it says it is corrupted
tried re0install but they seem to be locking me out from being able to register me games and activate them through the console

now they are using the console to lock out games by applying bad patches and de allocating band width and server CPU.
 
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un authorized Remote access through game consoles
...
so when you load a game console it allows mods in that company to remote into your computer
completely unhindered.

...
not impressed !
it looks like they are running spy ware in the background while the game console installs.

my gues is they have loaded AI to prevent game play above a certain level limiting the game server to manufacture losses to prevent further advancement in the game...

and ... then 6 weeks later i see the next version of the game is being advertised.
i expect they will sell out all their customers and stop supporting the previous game.
looks like they are already winding back support for it.
i crashed my game and it wont start again, it says it is corrupted
tried re0install but they seem to be locking me out from being able to register me games and activate them through the console

now they are using the console to lock out games by applying bad patches and de allocating band width and server CPU.
shit, that sucks.

hope it all sorts itself out soon.
 
shit, that sucks.

hope it all sorts itself out soon.

thanks seems to be ok but im yet to test it
with all the compulsory updates which require pre authorization prior to the game starting, it forces the game off.
this seems like a fairly heavy leaning on the game server and internet connection but its how they keep hold of the revenue.
one(any) non relevant compulsory update that has a bug disables the game.
the updates have to sync with the server version.
ok if you pay for cable and split the price in one house between 5 incomes
that way it makes it seems almost cheap
but in reality
that price per user is the cutting edge of global battles right now to own control and streaming to cell phones and tablets.

previous well established high speed networks are being ransacked to double-billing-sell-on to providers of pay per view product user groups

so they are robbing peter t pay paul
taking bandwidth off home paying users to give to streaming of videos to cell phones.

its capitalism at one of its least ideal ranges.
the internet connections of houses are being turned into a utility compliance cost for people to watch free broard cast Tv
then they have to pay per channel to watch movies and other content.
from centralization to decentralization
this is what is called "asset striping" of the market consumer base.

only issue is the money putting the bread on the table of the internet company's is the home user subscription weekly income
but they are bleeding the service out of it.
it wont be long until the consumers realize and it gets potentially very nasty

soo you have governments subsidising private profit companys to use my tax dollars on instead of paying for health care of sick and elderly, being syphoned off to companys that are then bleeding it off to then re-sell it to providers who only sell to subscription users.
again ... one of the more unsatisfactory ends of capitalism.
the governments have not really seen this coming.
there is no regulation to prevent it upsetting the market.
the usa internet ownership manufactured drama was a way to try and change the debate while the entire system was asset stripped.
that seems to be stalling luckily.

that is 1 HUGE pro argument for government funding of % G network towers and servers.
to simply force the jump at higher revenue to the 5 g for all video streaming and leave all the land lines for home users and local small business.

however, tackling that in a diverse market place is EXTREMELY difficult and way ast the thinking spheres of most leaders
they rely on private consultants to tell them what to do
and those same consultants probably also get paid by the companys looking to asset strip the consumer base.
all very legal but very very distasteful way to set a torch to a perfectly good home user cable system.
 
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