The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

[visceral_instinct]

Goddammit, just tell me.

 

[skaught]

Goodness! They should have looked both ways before crossing the street!

 

[visceral_instinct]

ACK! someone explain that fucking so called joke before I develop an aneurysm!

 

[michael_coxonuk]

Steve100, it is obviously clear that the joke isn't understandable. please put us out of our misery and just explain?? nobody gets it dude

 

[Steve100]

Keep trying, I think skaught understood it.

 

[michael_coxonuk]

I've read it about 7 times now, which i personally think makes the joke suck already, and have read skaught's comment, and i just DON'T GET IT!! i'm not even interested in the joke (if it can be called that) anymore, as i think any joke that needs explaining is just plain crap, and i think visceral can agree with me on that one! So please, I'm not reading the joke anymore, or trying to work it out, cos i can't, so just please, explain so we can get on with funny and offensive jokes

 

[Steve100]

I've read it about 7 times now, which i personally think makes the joke suck already

I think that makes you suck.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Steve! Just explain it or I'll kill you! O_O

 

[Steve100]

Tell it to your friends.
They might help you out.

 

[Spud Emperor]

I'm not laughing either but I suspect the punchline is a childlike pronunciation of 'will 'e ( He) stop?'.. the answer being no.
Either way, not particularly funny.

 

[michael_coxonuk]

I think that makes you suck.

nope, definitely the joke!! I just sent it to the whole of our financing office and......they think it sucks too!

 

[visceral_instinct]

Steve, why can you not just explain it?

 

[Steve100]

I wish to see how many people fail to get it.

 

[Steve100]

nope, definitely the joke!! I just sent it to the whole of our financing office and......they think it sucks too!

Not one of them could explain how much of a fool you were reading it 7 times?

 

[visceral_instinct]

Ok, PM me and Mike Coxonuk then. (can I call you Mike, MC? It sounds good with Coxonuk.)

 

[Enmos]

Not one of them could explain how much of a fool you were reading it 7 times?

This IS the joke, but it's only funny to the one posting it

 

[michael_coxonuk]

Not one of them could explain how much of a fool you were reading it 7 times?

so that's the whole joke?? "hey lets post a random story on here with no meaning, class it as a joke, confuse the shit outta people and laugh when they don't get it when there really is nothing to get!!"
clever, real clever :bugeye:



"can I call you Mike, MC? It sounds good with Coxonuk"
Mike's fine, but it's actually Coxon, UK is where i'm from and was the suggestion when i couldn't register "michael_coxon"

 

[Spud Emperor]

when i couldn't register "michael_coxon"

As in Mikecoxon your arse?

 

[visceral_instinct]

Ah, I was wondering about that. I made the assumption that Coxonuk was a name from somewhere Mesoamerican, cos it sounds like a word from one of those languages.

 

[NT08]

Beer without alcohol is like eating your sisters pussy... Taste´s the same but it just don´t feel right...