The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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What's the difference between saddam hussein and a christmas stocking?

A Stocking doesn't twitch when you hang it overnight!
 
This is pretty bad:

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What do you do after you lick a bald pussy?




Put the Nappy back on.



can anyone say eww?
 
5 differences between E.T. and an immigrant
1. E.T. looked better
2. He learned english
3. He came alone
4. He had his own bike
5. And he wanted to GO HOME.
 
Jade Goody has converted to Islam, to refute claims of racism.
Her muslim name is........... Yafat Fuqa
 
Heh. I like that. It's almost true too.

Well... no it's not, but she is going to India on an "I'm not a Nazi, honest" face-saving mission. I hope she gets lynched.
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Why Don't black people go on Cruises

They're not falling for that one again.




Whats the difference between the scene of a black guy getting hit by a car and a dog?


The tire tracks veer away from the dog.
 
I hope she gets lynched too.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby sucking razorblades.

What's the difference between unloading a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

The dead babies stay on the pitchfork.
 
Sorry I haven't posted for a while but there's been a blackout in our street and the police said we weren't alowed out until they shot the cunt.
 
I heard this one from an old drunk who used to stop by 7-11 when I was doing third shift there in college.
Why don't blacks like aspirin?
1. They're white.
2. You have to pick cotton to get to them.
3. They work.​
 
Charles_Wong said:
The International Congress for Human Decency has proclaimed John Bryant to be the world's most evil person. The World Christianity Association officially claimed that "John Bryant is currently the closest thing we have to the Anti-Christ."

Here are some offensive jokes by John Bryant, from http://www.thebirdman.org/
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His definition of "feminist" has a mistake. A feminist has all of the vices of men, not women, and none of the virtues. Also, a feminist wants equal rights, equal pay, and still wants men to do all of the heavy lifting.
 
I just wanted to break topic for a moment and bring to everyone's attention the horrific danger that is global warming.
Did you know that last year, global warming was responsible for the deaths of over 6 million muslims?
And, more importantly, my snowman has just melted.

The Flemster.
(Getting a bit warm in here- might leave my fridge door open for a bit...)
 
Why's it a tragedy when an Escalade goes off a cliff, killing the two Mexican passengers?

An Escalade comfortably seats 8.
 
what is long and hard on a black man? sixth grade. what is long and black and smells like crap? the welfare line. did you hear about the new german microwave? It seats 12. what is the difference between 40 black men and 4 tires? tires do not sing when you put chains on them. how was wire invented ? two irishmen and one penny.
 
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