I try to drag Spirious to the safety of the trees, but he pushes me away and continues to chant softly to the herd, which is gaining speed. I hear a tarzan-like hollar from the trees as i try to coax Spirious back into safety, with the sinking knowledge that we won't make it back before the herd stampedes through
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Progressing throught the treetops I see the elephant stampede nearing from afar, and there... two people, coming closer I see SexyBlue and Spurious, who is going directly in the direction of the herd, after shaking loose Blue.
No time for being gentle, I jump down from the trees and grab the Monkeyboy, throwing him up onto a forked tree trunk and climbing up after him, after I spared a quick glance for SexyBlue who ascended in a nearby tree.
No time for being gentle, I jump down from the trees and grab the Monkeyboy, throwing him up onto a forked tree trunk and climbing up after him, after I spared a quick glance for SexyBlue who ascended in a nearby tree.
Haha...i am having an excellent alcohol buzz...first there is nothing but elephants in front of me in need of a hug and then suddenly the world starts spinning and swirling around, and now I suddenly hang on top of the world looking down. I can see the elephants. They are trying to cuddle me with their trunks...I reach out to them...
ouch....my hips hurt...I look aorund. I am caught in a tree it seems...my hips are stuck between two branches. I start thinking about being really thin...and I feel my hips slipping between the branches...I let ut a cry of pain...MY FUCKING HIPS ARE ALSO BURNED BY THE SUN...
the elephants are stunned....
I fall in between them...
ouch....my hips hurt...I look aorund. I am caught in a tree it seems...my hips are stuck between two branches. I start thinking about being really thin...and I feel my hips slipping between the branches...I let ut a cry of pain...MY FUCKING HIPS ARE ALSO BURNED BY THE SUN...
the elephants are stunned....
I fall in between them...
The stampede died down, until only the odd elephant was walking or trotting past. I got a rope from my backpack and made a lassooe from it, and threw it to a baby elephant. After all, we never did find a partner for Flossy.
The boat was trashed, so i jumped onto the elephant, making a quick set of reins. baby elephant spooked though, and ran into the forest, with me still attatched......
The boat was trashed, so i jumped onto the elephant, making a quick set of reins. baby elephant spooked though, and ran into the forest, with me still attatched......
Minding my own buisness, i was planning to have a little nap on top of a rabbits den, for it had been at least 10 minutes since my last and I was getting tired and had nothing better todo anyway.
Sleeping on a rabbits den was a great idea i thougth to my self, as layed down on top of the rabbits den and poked my rigth front leg in as far as i could reach, maybe i catch a rabbit in my sleep i thougth as I closed my eyes. Soon I was faraway in a dream, a dream with tasty bunnies, the dream had started good, just a few bunnies here and there, but soon there where bunnies everywhere, on the ground, in the trees and even flying bunnies, far far to many to eat and there just keept comming, more and more. In the distance i bunny horde was see comming down a bunny mountain, the rumbling of he bunny horde could be heard miles away.
Waking with a chill down my spine, i stood up from my nap and look around, i could still hear the rumble rumble and it rumbled even louder, where the bunnies real and comming closer i thougth and was answer when a herd of elepants came crashing true the dense forest, I had to leap to safty or be crushed beneath the angry beasts.
Then i thought, if the elephants a running from the rumble, maybe i to should flee the rumbling bunny rumble before it was to late. So of I went, in the same directin as the elephants and as fast as my legs could carry me.
Closing in on the elephants the rumble got even louder, it sound real close now, I wished my legs where faster. Looking back to see if i could see the horde, i saw my tail sacking lacking a bit behind, "hehe better you then me tail" i though and looked forward once again just in time to avoid a tree.
A tree, where for a brief moment i thougth i saw a familiar monkey without his usual pants, but there was no time to stop, must escape the bunny horde.
Sleeping on a rabbits den was a great idea i thougth to my self, as layed down on top of the rabbits den and poked my rigth front leg in as far as i could reach, maybe i catch a rabbit in my sleep i thougth as I closed my eyes. Soon I was faraway in a dream, a dream with tasty bunnies, the dream had started good, just a few bunnies here and there, but soon there where bunnies everywhere, on the ground, in the trees and even flying bunnies, far far to many to eat and there just keept comming, more and more. In the distance i bunny horde was see comming down a bunny mountain, the rumbling of he bunny horde could be heard miles away.
Waking with a chill down my spine, i stood up from my nap and look around, i could still hear the rumble rumble and it rumbled even louder, where the bunnies real and comming closer i thougth and was answer when a herd of elepants came crashing true the dense forest, I had to leap to safty or be crushed beneath the angry beasts.
Then i thought, if the elephants a running from the rumble, maybe i to should flee the rumbling bunny rumble before it was to late. So of I went, in the same directin as the elephants and as fast as my legs could carry me.
Closing in on the elephants the rumble got even louder, it sound real close now, I wished my legs where faster. Looking back to see if i could see the horde, i saw my tail sacking lacking a bit behind, "hehe better you then me tail" i though and looked forward once again just in time to avoid a tree.
A tree, where for a brief moment i thougth i saw a familiar monkey without his usual pants, but there was no time to stop, must escape the bunny horde.
yay, almost everyone is back!
Damnit, Spurious fell down the tree right into the stampede, but now the elephants have passed, I cannot find him again...he must have been lucky and was merely carried away instead of trampled to death.
So, what to do now? SexyBlue also went with the herd trying to catch one of the animals... better I also follow the herd.
So, what to do now? SexyBlue also went with the herd trying to catch one of the animals... better I also follow the herd.
I landed softly amidst the elephant hurd. I wondered if I fell on a nice soft bush, or a patch of moss or something. The bush was orange yellow with black stripes. It had a long branch sticking from it that swayed back and forth. Suddenly the orange bush with black stripes started to run backwards. I grabbed hold of the long swaying branch in order not to fall of the orange with black striped bush that could run backwards. The branch felt really soft and flexible. I can remember thinking that it was a rather strange branch, because I have walked into many branches with my head in my life and they all were rather hard and unpleasant.
The elephants must be hungry. They followed the bush. The orange and black striped bush kept running backwards. I thought the bush must be afraid to have its leaves eaten by the hungry looking elephants. I tried to shoo the elephants away. But i think they must have been stupid elephants because they just kept coming closer.
The elephants must be hungry. They followed the bush. The orange and black striped bush kept running backwards. I thought the bush must be afraid to have its leaves eaten by the hungry looking elephants. I tried to shoo the elephants away. But i think they must have been stupid elephants because they just kept coming closer.
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DAY290
I woke up, from another one of my comas.
I guess I hit the ground pretty damn hard.
I walked around the forest, and came to a realization.
I am lost!
As I walked around, I saw a dark and spooky house. . .
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DAY290
I woke up, from another one of my comas.
I guess I hit the ground pretty damn hard.
I walked around the forest, and came to a realization.
I am lost!
As I walked around, I saw a dark and spooky house. . .
The Orange, White and black bush had with ease over taken the stampeding elephant herd, 'hehe the bunnies gonna to get ya' the bush thougth to its self as it ran and ran. Seconds later a strange looking monkey landen on it back but by then it had already forgot about the bunnies, shaking the monkey of and escape the closing elephants seem more importent.
As the herd came closer and closer, the poor orange, white and black bush tried invain to shake of its heavy burden, but the monkey stayed in place, hold on even tigther. Then just as the herd got close, really close, like almost on top but not quite, it stopped, looked around and turned left.
The bush however kept on running for a time, thinking about the monkey, the monkey on it back tring to pull its branch, the monkey on its top with no pants on; Full stop. Suddenly the monkey was air born, the sudden stop of forward motion had send the monkey flying backwards forward over the head of the bush.
The outcast landed flat on his back a few meter away from the bush, a bush which he now could ses was not a bush at all but a tiger, a tiger which was jumping maniacly around all over the place until finially settling down, resting on it back on top of a small ant hill.
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oh yea, and a happy new year.
remember: Do not ligth firework while its still in your pockets, and nylon IS flamable
As the herd came closer and closer, the poor orange, white and black bush tried invain to shake of its heavy burden, but the monkey stayed in place, hold on even tigther. Then just as the herd got close, really close, like almost on top but not quite, it stopped, looked around and turned left.
The bush however kept on running for a time, thinking about the monkey, the monkey on it back tring to pull its branch, the monkey on its top with no pants on; Full stop. Suddenly the monkey was air born, the sudden stop of forward motion had send the monkey flying backwards forward over the head of the bush.
The outcast landed flat on his back a few meter away from the bush, a bush which he now could ses was not a bush at all but a tiger, a tiger which was jumping maniacly around all over the place until finially settling down, resting on it back on top of a small ant hill.
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oh yea, and a happy new year.
remember: Do not ligth firework while its still in your pockets, and nylon IS flamable
Hello happy sci-villagers,
As the village pimp, many of you have contributed to my two brothels, thanks, and for the New Years bash, we are having a all you can eat buffet and the girls are feeling a bit more generous. I don't know what they mean
but they wanted me to mention it.
Kudos to Kool Skill for starting the most popular thread of all sci-forums.
Godless, the village pimp.
As the village pimp, many of you have contributed to my two brothels, thanks, and for the New Years bash, we are having a all you can eat buffet and the girls are feeling a bit more generous. I don't know what they mean
but they wanted me to mention it.Kudos to Kool Skill for starting the most popular thread of all sci-forums.
Godless, the village pimp.
The orange bush with black stripes was really in a hurry. The elephants seemed to be even in a greater hurry. They were closing in. I could smell the stink of vegetarian food on their breath. They were that close. But suddenly they stopped. I didn't know quite why, but maybe they were english and it was teatime. Thinking of tea made me thirsty and I tried to drink some scirum. However I spilled most of it all over me and the orange bush with black stripes that could run real fast backwards.
The bush suddenly stopped. I couldn't hold on anymore. I was launched into space. Well, into a very low earth orbit, and landed on my ass.
When I looked up I couldn't see the orange bush with black stripes that runs backwards anymore. It must have taken off into the forest again.
Ha, but lady luck was with me. Accross from me the tiger sat upon a small anthill. Just who I was looking for. The ants weren't too pleased with a tiger sitting on their penthouse, so they started biting the poor animal. It shrieked in pain.
I started laughing because it all looked very funny. The tiger was trying to wipe off all ants with his paws, but then pointed one of them to a point just underneath me and grinned. I looked down. I was sitting on the largest anthill I had ever seen in my life. And it seemed to be populated by the biggest and angriest ants I had ever seen in my life. The next moment I was in agony and severe pain! I started hopping around trying to swipe at the giant ants.
The tiger came over to get rid of the ants on my back and I did the same for him. However, it was a very slow process and I wanted to show the king of the jungle why man was king of the planet. Because of our huge brain and superior intellect and improvisation skills. I remembered from school that ants were terrified of fire. I whipped out my lighter and started threatening the ants with it.
Oops...I suddenly remembered that I was covered with scirum that I had spilled when I was trying to drink on a backwards running orange with black striped bush.
I became a human fireball. For a strange reason the tiger turned immediately into a feline fireball. It was almost as if it had been covered in scirum too. We both shreeked and ran towards a muddy pool nearby and jumped in.
The smelly mud extinguished the flames in no time. I looked at the tiger and laughed. The flames had eaten up all his fur. A naked tiger was sitting in front for me. The tiger picked up a mirror that happened to lie next to the pool and held it up in front of my face.
HOLY COW, i looked like a frikking freak without any eyebrows, eye lids and a bald scalp which would have made Koyak proud.
The tiger roared with laughter.
the little shit.
I asked him where the secret cave was.
The bush suddenly stopped. I couldn't hold on anymore. I was launched into space. Well, into a very low earth orbit, and landed on my ass.
When I looked up I couldn't see the orange bush with black stripes that runs backwards anymore. It must have taken off into the forest again.
Ha, but lady luck was with me. Accross from me the tiger sat upon a small anthill. Just who I was looking for. The ants weren't too pleased with a tiger sitting on their penthouse, so they started biting the poor animal. It shrieked in pain.
I started laughing because it all looked very funny. The tiger was trying to wipe off all ants with his paws, but then pointed one of them to a point just underneath me and grinned. I looked down. I was sitting on the largest anthill I had ever seen in my life. And it seemed to be populated by the biggest and angriest ants I had ever seen in my life. The next moment I was in agony and severe pain! I started hopping around trying to swipe at the giant ants.
The tiger came over to get rid of the ants on my back and I did the same for him. However, it was a very slow process and I wanted to show the king of the jungle why man was king of the planet. Because of our huge brain and superior intellect and improvisation skills. I remembered from school that ants were terrified of fire. I whipped out my lighter and started threatening the ants with it.
Oops...I suddenly remembered that I was covered with scirum that I had spilled when I was trying to drink on a backwards running orange with black striped bush.
I became a human fireball. For a strange reason the tiger turned immediately into a feline fireball. It was almost as if it had been covered in scirum too. We both shreeked and ran towards a muddy pool nearby and jumped in.
The smelly mud extinguished the flames in no time. I looked at the tiger and laughed. The flames had eaten up all his fur. A naked tiger was sitting in front for me. The tiger picked up a mirror that happened to lie next to the pool and held it up in front of my face.
HOLY COW, i looked like a frikking freak without any eyebrows, eye lids and a bald scalp which would have made Koyak proud.
The tiger roared with laughter.
the little shit.
I asked him where the secret cave was.
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Still searching forthe other people, I heard two screams nearby, closer investigation gave me a picture of Spurious and a big bald cat that seemed to be Kunax sitting in a puddle of mud... this is getting too absurd for me, I think I will better go and look for SexyBlue who apparently still tries to harness one of the herds elephants. So I am off again after the elephant herd.
In spite of the New Year, the barber is giving out free haircuts.
Happy New Years Guys!! Hope the grog was flowing freely and the hangovers were well nursed.
The elephant threw me off. I'm currently hanging from a branch of a tree. It's not orange and black, but brown and strangly stick-like.
The elephant threw me off. I'm currently hanging from a branch of a tree. It's not orange and black, but brown and strangly stick-like.
The barber came ot of the bushes and asked us if anyone wants a haircut. I looked at the hairless tiger covered in smelly mud, and the tiger looked at hairless me covered in equally smelly mud. We started laughing. The barber looked flabbergasted.
Ah, finally found SexyBlue, she somehow got entangled in a tree... doesn't look that comfortable, I better help her out.
I hold him your shave his head i said and jumped the unsuspecting barber, who for some reason could not carry hold my weight even with out the fur. The Outcast was quick to follow and with his lightning fast outcast skillz, he quickly picked a razor from the barbers barber bag and startet shaving the barber head. Amazingly making relativ few cuts, considering he was just as drunk as usual.
Jumping off, we tried to run away, but the barber was fast and caugth a corner of the outcasts shirt, which tore in 2 and fell of leaving him compleately nude.
For a time we ran around the forrest laugthing, until we passed a tree where a woman with sexy blue feet was dangling in a pequiliar manner, underneath her a tarzan like figure was trying to help her down. looking on we entertained us self by giving bad advise and laugthing at dreamwalker, wondering why they didn't use the ladder hidden on the other side of the tree.
Jumping off, we tried to run away, but the barber was fast and caugth a corner of the outcasts shirt, which tore in 2 and fell of leaving him compleately nude.
For a time we ran around the forrest laugthing, until we passed a tree where a woman with sexy blue feet was dangling in a pequiliar manner, underneath her a tarzan like figure was trying to help her down. looking on we entertained us self by giving bad advise and laugthing at dreamwalker, wondering why they didn't use the ladder hidden on the other side of the tree.
With the tiger and outcast blathering in the background I just climb up the tree and help SexyBlue out of the branches, just by myself I am wondering just how much alcoholic fumes those two inhaled to behave like that... but hey, they do not behave that unusual, apart from them both being naked, completely hairless and covered in mud.