Scivillage

(I find it funny how we a unable to keep track of the story lines progression, posting new stuff out of context with reasont events. That is both good and bad :), just a thougth.

From the pond where Rosa was petrified, we all took a ride on a stretcher attach to the unicorn, nexus was bound with a rope to the stretcher, and happily bounced along after it. The ride took us back to the village where we met up with Blue and Cool Skill, the later jumped on the unicorn and rode it to the Meadow of heavenly clarity.
Somewhere along the way spurious, just when he thought he was about to be eaten, discovers that the tiger is some ancient mystical beast, that healed his wounds and in the process enable spurious to "talk" with the tiger.

The tiger tells spurious of and dark magician and that the Meadow of heavenly clarity is in fact a place of evil that they have to leave before its to late, Spurious and tiger archives this in there own, less hygienic way.

Now everybody has left the Meadow of heavenly, most are back at the village. except for Ardi, how is a frog again, trying to find her ruby, again. Only the tiger and the outcast is left behind, oooh and a rock solid Nexus.
(Did Rosa leave for good or just the clearing?)
 
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(ah, I did not see what happened to nexus, I read through all the posts but did not see his name anywhere. Forget my previous post then. I am heading back to the village.)
 
After everyone has run away, Spurious and tiger are left alone in the Meadow of Heavenly clarity, pondering on how best to move away the man size marble statue of Nexus, Spuriois suggest tieing the stretcher that was left behind, to the tiger and put Nexus on it, but the tiger disagree, "why must it always be the beast that has to carry the heavy burdens" the tiger says, Spuriois can see the truth in what the tiger says and they agree to tie the stretcher to him.

On to the stretcher they roll Nexus, not an easy job at all, after which spurious says "you know, maybe we should have rolled around that turd of yours" in reply's the tiger says "I don't know, he did not object at all, maybe he likes it".

Spurious ties the stretcher firmly around his body and starts to drag it out the clearing.
It's a heavy and progress is slow, then suddenly and extra weight is add as the tiger jumps on to the stretcher forcing spurious to his knees, "get off, you fat cat" spurious yells, "i'm not fat, I just have bushy fur" the tiger says and jumps of the strecther.

(Dreamwalker, it was not directed at you or anybody else, it was just and observation of the thread over all)
 
On my way back to the village I remember that my carriage, on which Spurious was transported, is still on the clearing. Damn, I better go and get it back, I still need it, and building a new one is too much work.

As I headed back towards the clearing, I see the tiger walking beside the monkey, who is busy dragging my carriage throught the undergrowth with Invert in the back.
I think I will lend a hand, after all, Surious does not look that strong, and it is nice that someone thought of my carriage.
 
I saw dreamie approaching. I thought it was a good moment to practice my selfishness skills. I dropped the carriage and screamed at Dreamie to drag his own gooddamn carriage along. The tiger looked perplexed.

I had more important things to do, I had to save Ardi. She was hopping towards a group of hippies with a craving for licking toad butts. They could lick Ardi to death in their stoned state.

'Ardi, Ardi...STOOOOooooopppp', I shouted!

From the corner of my eye I saw that the tiger has running next to me. I couldn't see what happened to Dreamie. Was he following, or was he happy to be with his beloved carriage. That man needs a girlfriend I thought. He is obsessed with that carriage.

The tiger Roared.
 
:confused: Now what was that? Spurious must have taklen damage from his excessive drug consume...

Strange, but since Kunax follows him, I suppose it is up to me to get Invert back to the village.
 
The tiger roared "mmmm hippies", and ran after spurious, quickly passing him, almost stepping on the frog. The hippies heard the tigers roar and scattered in all directions, the one the tiger chased ran to his hipmobil, a car fueled by 100% recyclables and escaped with only a hand full of claw marks in the cars multicolored paint.

Disapointed the tiger headed back, on the way finding a bucket of multicoloered paint "maybe way can paint the white mable statue" the tiger thougth
 
I headed to the Meadow of Most Delicious Flowers. There, I picked flowers and made girlands (sp?) of them.
 
Because of my superior strenght, I made good speed and managed to arrive at the village in short time. But what about Invert? There should be a possibility to make him normal again. Him behabing like a friggin statue is not exactly helpful.
Hmm, I think I will place him right here on the square in the village center. He won´t be in the way here.

But what should be done about him? ...
 
The frog turned around to face the crazed duo, seemingly unafraid. The tiger roared in her face, and she promptly picked some wild mint that was growing there and stuck it on his tongue before he could close it.

"My mother. I'm looking for my mother. Did anyone see what happened to the ruby?"
 
Ardi the frog was talking to me. I couldn't understand her so well because the tiger was eating the hippies with its mouth open and making lots of noise doing so.

Apparently Ardi was trying to tell me that her mother's name is Ruby.

I decided to tell her about my parents. My mother told me that she impregnated by god himself. My father told me my mother is mad and that it was him. I used to think for a long time that my mother's name was Mad Cow, because that is how my father addressed her mostly. Later in kindergarten I heard stories about savage indians with names such as 'talking horse', or 'soaring eagle' and I thougt my mother's name must also be indian, 'mad cow'. I was very pleased with that. I bragged to the other children about having a savage indian mother. They were very impressed and wanted to play at my home. But they never came back for a second visit on the account that I had been lying to them: 'You faeces fling monkey, idians are not blond with blue eyes! lier lier, pants on fire', after which they set my pants on fire.

My father was watching this scene in amusement and after I managed to extinguish the fire in my pants he laughed at me with a load roar. 'Your mother is not an idian you silly boy, she is just mad as a cow!' he shouted at me with his beer breath.

'I never did learn the name of my mother, dear froggie', I told Ardi. Hoping that this lovely story would cheer her up a bit. But Ardi just looked at me confused.

I therefore continued my story on my parents. My mother soon disappeared after that. My father told me that he put her in the loony bin. I started checking every trash bin I encountered after that to see if my mother was there. I saw lots of trash but never my mother.

My father was a religious man. He spend most of his time in the local bar or the house with scantilly dressed women. He was very devout to that. Apparently my father was a nun. When the judge asked him in court what his profession was he said; 'nun'. (stolen from blackadder)

My father's name I never learned. He sold me to the freakshow at the age of 6. He told me I was now old enough to take care of myself and make him some money. The freakshow guy gave him a wad of money and I could see him going for a prayer in the house of scantilly dressed women.

I looked at Ardi. She had tears in her eyes. I told her not to cry and that it is not a bad thing to know your mother's name. No need to cry for that. But this made her even cry more.

I don't understand frogs really...

I looked around to see what the tiger was doing. Apparently it had slaughtered all hippies now. It had kept one alive and was playing with it like a cat would play with a mouse.
 
What really went on in Spuriousmonkey's head was the ancient myth of kissing a frog -- and then a prince (or princess) would emerge.
This thought took complete possession of all his mental capabilities (in the back, it was only his BIOS running, telling the story of his sad, sad and miserable life).

So Spuriousmonkey couldn't restrain himself anymore, the excitement of expectation was too big: and kissed the frog on her head.

And PUFFF! Ardi once more became a princess! But -- for crying out most and utterly loud -- Spuriousmonkey now became a frog himself!

This switch of life forms/shapes was significant. There has to be a deep connection between Ardi and Spurious, if a kiss causes such 1:1 reciprocating changes.

I wonder what they are ...
 
There most have been something bad in those hippies the tiger thougth, as he felt a fever comming on, Arrrthju the tiger sneest, watching the green blob of snot dangling from a bush the tiger thougth "maybe i should not have eaten that last hippy", with that the tiger crawled in under another bush to hid and get some rest.
 
I saw that the Tiger was in a rather poor state of health. So I made some strong sage tea and had him rinse his mouth with it.
I also had him drink 3.123456789 gallons of chamomille tea.
Good kitty.
 
I hopped around a bit being hopping around is what frogs do (and constructing awful sentences grammatically speaking).

I then ate a fly.

I jumped in a puddle.

I sat a bit in the mud.
Got a bit cold.

I climbed out of the puddle.

Sat a bit in the sun.

Ate another fly.

Readjusted my butt because it was starting to hurt from sitting on it.

Jumped into the puddle.

Sat in the mud.

Ate a fly.

Got cold, couldn't digest my fly properly.

Climbed out of puddle.

Sat in sun.

Wondered if being a frog is really as good as people say it is.
 
I sat in the puddle.

The sun was setting.

I got out of the puddle.

It was getting colder.

I saw a fly.

was too cold to catch it.

my mighty tongue was too slow.

I thought, 'fucking flies with their annoying buzzing.'

I wasn't getting warmer.

It was too cold.

I thought that maybe I should croak a bit.

I heard other frogs starting croaking.

I couldn't resist myself croaking too.

I croaked.

Got aroused.

Thought about climbing on top of other frog.

Was no other frog around.

Croaked louder.

Still no one around.

Continued croaking because the other frogs did the same.

Thought for a second to look up other male frog.

My genes said no.

Croaked.
 
"Ah, there he is!" Ardi cried as she scooped up poor Spurious and wrapped him in the folds of her velvet gown to warm him and keep him dry. She sat down on a rock, and looked out on the pond. The sun was just setting over the rippling water, but she knew what she must do. With a tear in her eye, she kissed the poor shivering frog on the top of the head.

With a poof, he sprung back to his former self.
Arditezza hopped out from under her dress and slid unnoticed into the water and down to the murky depths. She knew a secret passage to the glade, and there she would go.

As she swam in the dusk, she noticed a slight glint of red between two rocks. She swiftly moved to the object, and noting that it was the ruby itself, she snatched it up and headed for the passage. Safely inside the passage, she moved with a speed and purpose not known to her before. She must find the druid, and know the next steps.

(exit Arditezza)

(will not be around possibly for a few weeks. So bowing out now for a bit. Sorry all.)
 
I was croaking.

I was croaking well.

A big pink animal grabbed me with its pink claws.

they felt nice and warm.

Big pink animal put me in warm place.

I felt warm.

Wish there were flies here.

The place would be better with a pond and some flies.

Pink claw grabbed me again.

Pink claw moved me towards mouth of pink animal.

Was going to be eaten by big pink animal.

Saw life flash in front of me.

Everything seemed to go in slow motion.

Wished I hadn't eaten that last fly.

Stomach felt upset.
 
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The tiger felling better got up just in time to see spurious getting turn back to human and Ardi back to frog, then the tiger rushed away behind some bushed, following naturs call for the 1435 time, drinking 3.123456789 gallons of chamomille tea can have that effect. Getting back the tiger saw spurious was holding something in a closed fist, it made a buzzing sound but before the tiger could see what it was, it was gone, spurious had eaten it.
 
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