Scivillage

The tiger looking back in to the eyes of the unicorn, sees a picture in his mind of a white tiger, the tiger ponders where does white tiger come from, are they natural born or some evil plot by those seeking to entertain them self.

The tiger extends his toung in a grimace , he like natural tiger better.

(white tigers looks ok, i just like the normal kind better :))
 
"Pauvre Pauvre Rosie. My pretty pretty Rosie." Arditezza cried as she tried to make the petals on Rosa's head come to life. Slowly, the colour began returning, and the frog worked furiously to reach every bit of the petals. A blush in her cheeks, a flutter of eyelids, and Rosa was coming to. Ardi pulled the ruby off of Rosa's head, thinking it would also help break the spell and tossed it over the unicorns horn for safe keeping, thinking only of Rosa and her survival.
 
Thanks to Ardi's help, I came to be myself again. My, was I happy! As happy as only roses can be. I felt bad for having practically stolen the ruby -- but now the ruby was safe and away from me, and I had no desire whatsoever to have it again. Having a ruby cannot compare with having to be in stone! Better no ruby than be in stone!

I thanked Ardi for saving me, and kissed her on the heart on her head -- I figured that this is the place where a rose's kiss must be placed.

And -- oh most magical magic! Ardi turned into a beautiful princess! Spesso sbagliato!

My act of gratitude saved Ardi from the dreadful spell she was under for so many long lonely years.


We danced, and together we sang a joyful melody:

The winter of time had come
and dreaded to take away all our hope,
that winter of time, with its chills
sweeping the rose valleys of our dreams
bare with its cold winds.

Yet no matter how cold its storms,
no matter how poisonous its blows,
that little bird in our soul sang a tune
that no storm could overthrow.

And on that tune we sailed
through lands full of pain and sorrow,
of great adversity and strife --
only to arrive at the meadow of beauty
where we now sing praise!
 
Saw a strange horse. It had a horn on its head.

I thought: 'poor animal. Someone must have glued it on his head as a prank.'

What a nasty thing to do. I tried to catch the horse, but it was fast. But I cornered it in the end. It then tried to spear me with its horn.

'Easy there fellow, I'm trying to help you'

It was good I had a drink before. I was swaying back and forth because of lack of motor control in an unpredictable fashion. The horse missed me several times.

I managed to grab the horn, but the horse started another run. I forgot to let go. At this point the horse was traversing the landscape at considerable speed. Fear made me grip the horn even tighter. I thought the pranksters must have used the latest superglue. Despite my weight and all the bouncing the horn didn't come off.

I don't know if it was intentional but the horse seemed to prefer running trhough prickly bushes with nasty thorns. Soon my clothes were torn and I was covered in bloody scratches.

I saw we were approaching the frog, rosie and the tiger now. They looked stunned when they took in the view.
 
The Contessa, now in human form, deftly lept atop the unicorn bareback and calmed him down to a stop by whispering in his ear as she held on tight. Petting the unicorn softly, she started prying Suprious's white-knuckled fingers from the unicorns horn. He fainted into her arms from the loss of blood, and shock. Arditezza carried him over to where Rosie and the tiger were at the edge of the pond and began gently pulling thorns from his skin and washing off the wounds in the cold, clear water. She plucked a lilypad from the water, and wrapped it around a significantly deep wound in the man shoulder. Tying a knot with the stem to hold it in place, she looked up at Rosie and hoped she knew how to get him to come to.
 
Interesting things I could see from my perch up in a tree. After I drove of the luinatics from the asylum I turned back to the kneeling Invert. I noticed that the frog jumped up on the petrified Rosie.
And slowly the stone turned back to skin. The frog tossed away the amulet that was previously taken from me. Perhaps it was the reason for Rosie´s demise. I had feared it might have been a basilisk.
Anyway, the frog received a kiss for its troubles and turned into a rather beautiful woman.

After a some time, the unicorn came into view, with Spurious clinging desperately to its horn. The former frog managed to calm it down, but the monkey looked like he needs medical treatmeant. I better head down to them and see what I can do.
 
I was ignored rather soundly. I awaited the word to begin the writing of my blank page, but it never came.

An empty vessel, I knelt in the pond. Pure as the driven snow and yet devoid of meaning.

The tears that I had washed myself with seemed to interact with my skin in a strange manner.

If I were able to think, I would realize that I was now stone.

And because I was empty, no tears flowed from me. Even my eyes were being petrified.
 
Poor Monkey, he had wounds all over his body from those thorns from that devilish tour with the unicorn.
Arditezza was now taking care of him with the most loving care.

"Where are we going," he asked, but his voice was so faint and weak that he didn't really manage to end that sentence with the proper cadence of a question. Instead, it sounded almost like a dismal discovery of the hopelessness of the situation he felt they were in.

Arditezza look at me with much concern, for the Monkey was really not doing very well. The excavator came to help. I decided that action must be taken immediately. The matter was of great urgency.

I told the excavator to get the carriage he uses for transporting his finds, and he presently brought it. It wasn't a very soft surface to lie on, so I bade the Tiger to lay on it as a soft pillow. To make it the softest, Arditezza collected some waterilily petals and made a bed of lillies on the Tiger. All three of us, that is Arditezza, Dreamwalker and I, then placed the poor Monkey on his delicious bed, the Tiger softly purring to make it even softer.

We then attached the carriege to the unicorn -- as he is after all a horse. The carriage was no burden for him, he pulled it gracefully.

Now, the only question was where we ought to go to. -- Hah, there was Invert, healed, and now pure as a tear! He may quite well be able to tell where to take the Monkey to be healed.
 
Emptiness.

Complete emptiness.

My mind a void. My body a granite slab.

If I could think I would realize that I was sinking into the mud at the bottom of the pool. My stony weight too great.

Luckily, not a thought passed through my petrifying mind.

An empty cup.

A blank page.

Sinking.
 
Persol wakes up from his long nap in his cave/bordello/distillery. He stubmbles out side just in time to see a unicorn, tiger, frog, and homeless man running thru his thron bushes.

"Wha... erm..."

Persol returns to his abode an tips his jug of moonshine over.
 
I returned to the site of the statue. Finding no statue, I turned on the blimps radar system and detected a moving object. I flew towards it and found it was the humans, in a carriage pulled by a unicorn. I followed them in the blimp, then, remembering CHUs brilliant scientific research on the babel fish, loaded my sniper rifle with NanoBable. NanoBable is a revolutionry new product from CHU labs. It contains nanoscopic bable cells, which work the same way as a bable fish without the inconvenince of having a fish in your ear. I took aim and fired. The humans were then injected with NanoBable. "HEELLLOOOO?" I yelled to them out of the blimps window...
 
Looking up to the sky from her attendance of the ravaged Spuriousmonkey, she returned the hello and waved a friendly hello. There was nothing more she could do for the injured man but to keep him as comfortable as possible. She hummed a tune soft and low to him and the tiger to keep them both calm. She watched the big skybound object carefully, not sure what to make of it or it's seemingly amiable cargo.
 
We were ready with the carriage -- but we weren't really sure as to where to take the Monkey to heal him, for one of the wounds was really bad, and he was unconscious.

But luckily, there was Invert, now pure as a tear, blank as a marble: a perfect medium. I hypnothized him to be able to speak to The Great Powers of Sci. I asked them what to do with the Monkey and where to take him.

The Great Powers of Sci replied: "Odnesite ga na Jaso Nebeške Jasnine. Ko bo sonce vzšlo, se mora prvi sončni žarek dotakniti Monkeyeve rane, obenem pa se mora rane dotakniti tudi samorog s svojim rogom. Potem bo Monkey ozdravljen."

Of course, I didn't understand this space chat. Luckily, the Hamster, by the secret order of The Great Powers of Sci (I bet three of my precious petals that this is so) infiltrated the NanoBabel into all of us, thereby making communication much much easier for all the present (and more uncomfortable, mind you -- off are the fancy ambiguities and insinuations ...).

So, the order was to take the Monkey to the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity, wait for the sunrise and then the first sunbeam must touch his wound, while at the same the unicorn must touch the wound too.

But how on sci are we to get to the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity?!
 
The tiger, a bit disapoint that know one had listen to his suggestion to eat the monkey, had now been demoted to pillow cushion. It cannot get much worse the tiger thougth, but at least I dont have to walk myself and that soft tune is so relaxing, maybe its not so bad.

(lol the great powers, what ever they are, speak slovenian)
 
(Yeah, huh the Great Powers speak ... I first went for a "agh aoigh tšuo čsgkj" version of a foreign language -- but then thought I could use my native as well. It is just as foreign.
And how did you know it is Slovenian?!)
 
Ardi and Rosa was listining on the statue of Nexus talking in some strange tounge. Only hearing part of the message, the part about the "meadow of heavenly clarity" the tiger thought "Good luck", thats in the center of the forest, but it cannot be found , it will find you if it so wishes and it can be dangerous to humans anyway.

Getting restless waiting on the stretcher, the tiger stands up and bounce around a bit, then notice the giant ass right in front of the strether, only able to resist for a minute or 2, the tiger looks around then slaps the horses ass with its paw, and off they go, with a "Hi-Ho Silver" roar from the tiger.

("And how did you know it is Slovenian?". You have said or hinted it somewhere i belive, and ofcause this is the internet, lots of tools to be found for those that seek. The only word i know is "domov" :))
 
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I think I must be in shock or something. I appear to be in a carriage on some kind of stretcher. I shouldn't be in shock because my wounds seem to be treated. I vaguely remember the face of a frog who wasn't a frog anymore applying potions, and dressings and bandages. Was it all a dream?

The carriage started moving with a huge shock. I didn't know what happened. Some of my bandages on my legs had fallen off because of the inertial shock. These wounds had started bleeding them. Most people in the carriage were busy getting control over the horse with the glued on horn again. It didn't seem to listen. There was one being though that was looking somewhere else.

The tiger was eying my bloody legs. It had a strange look on its face. It starting licking the blood from my legs. I started screaming, but noticed that no sound came out. I did not have the energy to scream. PEOPLE LOOK AROUND!!!!!

(too gross?)
 
The forest was rushing by at a dreadfull phase, lots of screaming and shouting, great fun the tiger thougth as the stretcher hit a bump in the forest floor and lurched violently on to its side, the crew almost falling off. Behind the stretcher the statue of Nexus was being dragged allong, tied to the stretcher with a rope. bouncing and jumped all around each time it hit a bump.
(lol i can picture that, wish I could draw sometimes :))

Then the tiger saw spurious leg, it had begun to bleed again, the tiger licked the blood away. "I think we need to amputated" Dr. Kunax said, the tiger look at the bloody leg, "I agree, but where shall we cut" the tiger said, "above the hips ofcause" Dr. Kunax said, the tiger smiled with agreement...
 
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