Scivillage

Blue sees a strange (very strange) village in the distance. In need of supplies, he rides forth in hope of civilised, inteligent community. Upon reaching the gates he jumps from his steed, ties the reigns to a tree and strides forward to see what mannor of culture lies before him. And lo what horror he did find.

Some kind of talking tiger? He asks himself. "Dr. Kunax, do you have any medical training? Why are you grinning?"

I'm not sure what role I can provide for the community. Are you guys in need of a sex icon? (Or perhaps a blacksmith or both)
 
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DAY176

Another happy day. The last few days, I had been preoccupied about some red object. Today, I went towards the waterfall for a bath wondering what became of the moose and the ruby.

Rushing along the side of the river, I saw a carriage that had tipped over. There was that crazy tiger again getting ready to bite off the outcast's leg. That tiger would make a nice pillow, I thought. After all I was feeling a bit weary.
I decided to take a short nap. I jumped on top of the tiger to catch some last minute Zs. The tiger however wasn't too happy about being a pillow, and flung me into the air. I landed in front of the carriage, and found that it was powered by what appeared to be a unicorn. At this point, my rump was in pain.

"Oh creature of beauty. Take me to the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity," I commanded the unicorn as I mounted it's ass. As we began to ride off, I found myself being chased by a frog and that same flying moose. "Wait for us!" they yelled. I immediately stopped the unicorn to see what they wanted.

"We must take the outcast to be healed," said the flying moose. "There is much magic in the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity. When we arrive, we will be granted one wish."

"I know," I told her, "I just wish my rump would stop throbbing. OK, I told her, let's get going. All aboard!"

Just as the tiger was about to finally get a mouthful, the frog and the flying moose grabbed it, and threw it onboard the carriage. Afterwards, they placed the injured outcast on the soft purring disappointed animal. "Don't worry foul beast," I consoled, "as soon as we arrive to the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity, you shall be granted your striped heart's desire."

I rode the back of the unicorn as it fled off dragging the carriage, and it's four passangers. Then I came to the realization. I'm surrounded by animals. There was the unicorn I was riding. In the carriage was the tiger, flying moose, and the frog. Even the outcast had an animalistic monkey demeanor. Just great! Is there any human out there that would make me feel at ease?

After a good 12 hours of speeding through the forest, the magnificent steed between my legs wasn't the least bit tired. Soon enough, the six of us arrived at the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity. The outcast, the tiger, the frog, the flying moose, the unicorn, and I were in awe of what we saw. . .
 
(Well, as you might have noticed, I am also along. And I am human... at least after I came over the Tarzan image that Invert has made up for me. :D)

Just as I was looking for some medicinal herbs for the monkey I notice that the carriage is leaving. I take to the treetops and follow it, but decided against jumping onto the bed of the carriage, it might hurt the monkey...and Kunax if I manage to land on him.

(ok, still a bit Tarzan there...)
 
(ups 2 replys all ready. Edit: dang it will fit well above coolskill post :()

Some how me must have turned around somewhere cause we where back near the village, rushing thru the village gate, two wooden poles and a sign saying "Sci Village, sanity never came", we soon came to the village center where the horse with the big thing(his horn you dirty bastards), suddenly decide to hit the breaks causing everybody to fall over.

Right there, not 2 feed away stood someone the tiger had not seen before, he was all blue, must be a smurf the tiger thought. The smurf he spoke, do you smurf any medical training?, the tiger grinned, postmortem examination is my specialty, with that the tiger grabbed the smurf on its soft white hat and looped him high into the air, only to land safely on the stretcher.

The bump the smurf he made when he landed once again startled the unicorn and of we went, at speeds defing comprehensions...

(be what you want blue :))
 
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DAY177

The Meadow of Heavenly Clarity was a circle shaped clearing with a tall golden obelisk in the center. It was glowing all around in some sort of golden mist. Floating above the tall obelisk was a pool of water. Like a small pond floating in mid-air. There was a dirt mound in the back with a silver tree on it. The tree had long branches with giant purple silk leaves. To the left was the large Eternal Blue Torch that burnt the Eternal Blue Flame of Blue Eternity. At the right side of the clearing, was the bottomless pit. Air continuously blew upwards from the pit so that anybody no matter how fat that tried to jump in it would be blown right out. There was also a garden in the back corner that grew bushes of waterfruit.


RosaMagika the flying moose, jumped off of the carriage, and started flapping all around. Arditezza the frog, began hopping to and fro. Suddenly, Dreamwalker came flying out of the trees, landing on spuriousmonkey and Kunax the tiger.

"You bastages," Dreamwalker said barely catching his breath, "I can't believe you left me behind to rot."

We all set up camp, and spent the day in the meadow.

I used the nearby silk leaves and branches to build a giant tent.

Dreamwalker took some sticks to collect fire from the Eternal Blue Flame of Blue Eternity. Finally a useful human.

The animals, RosaMagica, Arditezza, and Kunax gathered the waterfruit from the garden.

Spuriousmonkey didn't do anything. Then he started to sing. It was horrid. To make him shut up, we threw fruit at him, but to no avail. . .
 
Flying above the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity in my blimp, I must say that I had quite a good view, and a minibar with chilled drinks. Sipping a martini, I watched the humans set up camp. Too bad they cant come in this blimp, it being only hamster size I thought. We could all have a party and get drunk, then wake up next morning in bed with someone else. On second thoughts maybe a party wouldn't be such a good idea.I glanced out the window and to my horror saw a giant meteor streaking straight towards us. Luckily it went straight into the bottomless pit and therefore blown back into space. Oh well, back to the martini.
 
People thought I wasn't doing anything. But that wasn't true. My mind was racing like a race horse on good quality speed. What had happened in the carriage. The tiger had licked my blood, and I hadn't understood its intentions at first. The tiger was never going to eat me. I now realized that the tiger was in fact an ancient mystical beast with magic powers.

By licking my blood it had transferred some of the essence of the almighty tiger in my veins. My veins were throbbing with ancient power of the great cats. The power was almost bursting my capillaries. My skin was turning red. My temperature was rising. Time was slowing down. My wounds were healing at a miraculous rate. The tiger essence had given me regenerative powers beyond human comprehension.

And now I realized why the tiger was at unease with current events.

The meadow of heavenly clearity was nothing more than a spiritual trap. Mortal beings were lured into this place with promises of instant healing or eternal life. The truth is that it was a place of darkness and of great evil.

The tiger could not convey this information with us. I had to make the ultimate sacrifice by giving up some of its pristine power by transferring it to me together with the part of the knowledge of the ancient great cats. The mystical beings that once ruled the world, beings that were once Gods, but choose mortality.

I looked at the tiger. I could understand it now. I was listening intently. I noticed that none of the others understand the tiger. It warned me to remain silent. There was a traitor on board. A dark magician who had led us to the meadow of heavenly clearity. The tiger didn't know who it was.

'It must be Rosie I told the tiger, she said we should go to the heavenly meadow'

Suddenly everybody looked funny at me. I thought I screwed up. Now everybody knew. The tiger explained that I could speak the ancient language of the great cats now. With luck they thought I was just moaning with pain instead of growling like a ferocious big cat. I felt relieved. The tiger told me to concentrate on my thoughts. He could read them if they were strong enough and so I did.

I thought about Rosie and how she suggested to go to this evil place. Everybody believed her. The tiger said that things were not this easy. Rosie could well believe with sincerity that the Heavenly meadows were really heavenly. That is the nature of a good trap of course. The victims do not realize it is a trap. The Dark magician amongst us will be too smart to draw attention to him or herself. Dark magicians work by manipulating minds and events in the background and strike when their prey is weakened. We were with too many right now and had too much strength.

The Dark magician could well have planted the idea in my head that the unicorn was a horse with a horn glued to its head, and that I had to save it. My cheeks turned red. I had to admit that this idea was probably not planted in my head, but my own stupid idea. The Tiger laughed. He was suspecting this all along but just tried to make me feel better.

'What should we do Tiger?', I thought intensively.
 
We must clear the clearing of the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity, before its taint destroys us all. Its tasteless fruit is poison to the mind, its fires cold and death, those who finds them self trapped inside will surely die.

The tiger tipped the basket with the fruit they had collected, stomped on it and ran to the edge of the forest, stopped and turned, looking back into the clearing. 'spurious, for long in the clearing i cannot stay, its power and age is old as mine, it's ripping and tearing my ancient bones I feel'.

Walking around the clearing in the edge of the forest, the tiger moved closer to spurious, again the tiger thougth "We must find a way to make the others want escapde, they must wish to leave by there own will, otherwise they will be bound to the Meadow of Heavenly Clarity until the day they die. But we must hury, with each fruit they eat, there will will slowly ebb away, there will to live ligeså"
 
'But surely they must see that my wounds are healed now by the regenerative power of the ancient great cat gods?', I thought hard.

'No', said the tiger, 'they cannot see that you are healed. The Dark traitor wizzard or witch has put a spell on them. They cannot see the obvious.'
 
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'we must stop them eating the fruit' I thought hard.

The tiger nodded and said that he already told me that

I felt foolish now.

'yes, I forgot', I thought, 'sorry!'

being the person I am I did the only thing I could think off. I unzipped my pants are started peeing on the fruit. Looks of disgust were visible on everyones faces except the tiger. He smiled as only a tiger can and joined me in my effort.

'Brilliant', he said.

I felt proud of myself.
 
With his pants down around his ankles, the outcast ran around and pee on every bit of fruit he could find, he even hit himself and a few unluckily bystander as went. The Tiger soon join in, it jump to the middle of the fruit garden and started squeezing "huuuurrh its a big one" the tiger thought, Spurious turned to watch, the crowd had to jump to safety or be hit by his water hose. Laughing loud spurious jump with pants down around his ankles, to see the giant turd the tiger made "heey is that a page from my journal" spurious thought, the tiger looking innocent "could be, want it, its yours".

"Naa you keep it, i have an better idea" spurious thought to the tiger as he ran towards the hole in the ground where jets of air streamed straight up, "what he going to do now and how much water is there in a human" the tiger thought as spurious reach the hole and started peeing into it.
The pee hit the jets of air and was send high into the air about the clearing, only to rain back down onto the unfortunate crowd below. To escape the rain the group tumbled over each other in a race to reach the safety of the forest there the yellow rain could not reach them, so the tiger and the outcast was all alone in the clearing.


(haha, my last word in my previous post)
 
(maybe it is, I dont know how I would say it in 1 word in english

bolden faldt i søen og børnene ligeså
the ball fell into the lake, as did the children

with out the , as pause it gets wierd imo

)
 
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DAY179

After a long morning of jogging in the woods, I came back to the meadow. I saw the bowl of waterfruit all juicy and yellow basting in nice warm yellowish juices just waiting to be gobbled up by me. I grabbed the bowl of fruit and gobbled it up as I slurped up the last bit yellow juice before licking the bowl clean. Yumbo!

I realized my work here was done, so I ran back towards the village. I can't wait to get home sweet home.
 
Gah, now it is raining pee. I am outta here, better run for cover under the trees. This clearing isn´t so charming after all.
 
"Bah," said Rosie, "this has become a place where roses don't wish to be," shook her head and went her way.
 
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DAY180

Finally arriving back at the village, I saw that everybody was up to their regular routines. With that pesky tiger and that meddling outcast conducting their antcits miles away, the village was in a state of calm.

I crossed through the northwest section where all of the village huts were arranged around the bath house. I arrived at the farm, and took a walk along the nearby road. The farm was full of crops and vegetation being attended to by the villagers. Eventually, I arrived at the waterfall where people were swiming without fear of being eaten by the large cat. In the market area, I strolled through the plaza. There was furniture, tools, crafts, supplies, and apparel being hand made for the villagers.

I checked the well at the center of the plaza that had finally been completed. A few people were drawing water from the underground stream, and passing pitchers around to a few villagers. I got myself a pitcher, and took it home with me to my hut.

I drank some water, and lied on my mat contemplating how we could harness and distribute electricity so that we can power fans for the huts to stay cool.
 
Damn, I am pissed now. I better get back to the village and on the way I wash off this filth that now covers me, thanks to that crazy monkeyboy.
How did he heal anyway? Strange thing.

Anyway, on my way back to the village I clean myself in a stream, finally I am rid of that awful smell.
Perhaps I was hallucinating most of what I saw, with the unicorn and all that... that reminds me, where is Invert? Might he still be where Rosie was petrified? I will better go and look for him.
 
In the chaos, she is reduced to a frog again after the monkey decides to mark his territory in some strange ritual with the Tiger. She hopped away, heading back towards the village, and the spot where the unicorn dropped her ruby.
 
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