Scivillage

Suddenly, Scivillage was full of new faces, and things became confusing. The poor Tiger was recovering from the drinking spree. Spuriousmonkey disappeared. Rosie was dismal to look at, as she had no petals anymore on her head, as the Tiger and Spurious smoked them all up.

The weatherbeaten excavator, even though he was about to study the stuff he excavated at another site, has decided that he needed to look into the Scivillage matter at once.

The sight before his eyes was offering several most peculiar peculiarities.
 
Now what has happened here? Who is that hairless girl that resembles a rose? Her head looks like a plucked chicken... And why am I standing in this shallow sea that covers a big part of the village? How fortunate that Inver Nexus built my house in a tree.
Oh, and there is Kunax, looking like he has one of the worst hangovers ever, perhaps he has pillaged the monkey´s scirum. Speaking of him, where is the monkey, and is that a pirate ship I see on the horizon? Nah, that is not possible, is it?
I walk into the village and notice that someone has opened some brothels, now that is a surprise. There is a sign in one of the windows reading "Bouncers wanted, apply within", ewww, honorable work, nothing for me...
And from where came that frog that is now nestled in one of my trouser legs? Looks peculiar, that colouring... I think it is one of those poisonous frogs you can find in the jungle, better not wake it suddenly, it might be a bad idea. Well, since the sun is setting, I´ll better get my stuff up the tree and into my house, when the new day breaks I will look into the events. Perhaps my judgement is clouded by my exhausting travels.
 
Wanting to see what Dreamwalker had in his backpack. The tiger, feeling a little guilty for having smoked Rosa's beautiful petals was trying to avoid her, by sneaking around behind trees and bushes much to small for it to hid behind,
Finially there, the Tiger was to late, Dreamwalker had already begun his ascend. The tiger only managed to get a sniff of a frog hidding in a pants leg, before Dreamwalker was out of reach.

(what is a astromancer?)
 
Originally Posted by Kunax
(what is a astromancer?)

Originally Posted by Dreamwalker
(Someone who reads things from the stars, casting horoscopes and divinations.)
Click to expand...

It is also a synonym for "astrologer". "Astromancer" sounds cooler, though. :D
 
She awoke with a start upon feeling the brush of whiskers along her back. Peering out cautiously from her safe spot, she came face to face with the tiger again and leaped out of the pantleg of the excavator and straight for the girl who had no petals. Looking up at her, she beckoned the beautiful girl closer so she could speak. As the girl leaned down to hear her, and she felt the breath of the ferocious tiger right behind her she spoke,

"Please, I am not a poisonous frog. Quite the contrary, as I make all plant life grow and flourish. Please lift me atop your head, and away from that scary tiger, so that I may help your petals regrow. I mean you no harm, m'lady. Be quick, I fear the tiger may strike at any moment... he has already taken and eaten my best friend and I am sorely afraid."

She continues to look up and the beautiful lady, and the leaves and weeds under her feet are growing and weaving slowly before your very eyes.
 
(lol, like your new avatar Arditezza, realname?. Athelwulf: hmm thougth it was more :))

The tiger made a small jump away, as the frog came back to life and jumped out of Dreamwalkers pants leg. Landing gracefully on the ground, the frog and quickly jumped towards Rosa, hoping of finding salvation from a much to curious tiger.

The tiger was fast when he wanted, but this time Rosa was just faster. Bending down she snatch the frog away, saving it from the tiger in the last second. Hiding the frogfrom the tigers prying eyes in her hands, Rosa had to keep turning around and around to avoid the circling the tiger.
To save the poor frog hiding in her hands, Rosa had to do something fast, being taller then the tiger, the only thing Rosa could think of was to hid the frog on top of her head, where it would be out of reach and sigth.
And so she did, with her hands now free Rosa turned and face the tiger with open hand and without a frog. But the tiger was not convinced by Rosa's deception, a just licked her hands then sat down, listing and waiting for the frog to appear again.
 
Now Rosie lifted the little frog up on her head, safe from the Tiger.
And the frog did the inavoidable miracles, and made Rosie's petals grow back.

But unfortunately, now the combination of the Frog and Rosie was twice as appealing to anyone interested into certain mind-altering substances. The dangers they were facing now were most, most, uttermost dire -- and even this is mildly put.

What were they to do?
 
Getting tired of waiting, the tiger as gently as a tiger can be, tackles Rosa to the ground in search of the elusive frog. Getting closer for a better look at Rosa's new petals with there sweet and intoxicating scent, the frog suddenly jumps from its hidout, in fearing the almost innocent tiger, the frog tries to escape, but tiger quickly traps it in a prison of furry paws.

Rosa come to the rescue of the helpless frog, she tries to pry the tigers paws open, her potent pollen falling from her head on to the tiger nose and face. The tiger licks of the pollen, the effect is instant. Suddenly the tiger wants to help Rosa free the poor frog trapped by the evil paws, pushing the paws away with his face the tiger gulp away the frog in a single mouth full.

But with an angry look from Rosa the tiger, a little reluctant at first, releases the frog once again, and lies down next to frog and flower an enjoy a increasing high. To the tiger, even Dreamwalker climbing down from his tree, the fastest possible way, is looking funny, altho he was looking a bit swirly and why did usually have 3 arms. The tiger tried to sniff frog again, but Arditezza the frog was fast to react and jump away, landing on the tiger nose.....
 
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Startled by the sudden flutter of chaos, being swallowed and then spat out by the large tiger and now finding herself perched upon the tigers nose, she thinks to herself. While she is thinking, and quite instinctually, the vines from the ground cover slowly wind themselves around the tigers snout, sealing it shut. Looking over at Rosies now tousled petals, she hops down and kisses Rosie's hand. Thank you for the rescue, my dear. My name is Contessa Arditezza Del Toro, it has been a pleasure meeting you and I hope to run into you some time again. For now, I must away and find the mad scientist. He promised me wings, you see.

Avoiding being stepped upon by the boot of the burly excavator, she hopped off into the bush and away from sight.
 
Watching from my high perch I come to the conclusion that the tiger takes way to much drugs. At least that is my present impression. I don´t believe that is healthy...

Now look at this, the petals have grown back on the girl, now she is really looking like a rose. How nice, looks much better than the last time I laid my eyes on her. Oh, and the frog is also around. Judging from the behaviour the others show around it, I suppose that it is not poisonous.

So, where do I get food from? It doesn´t look like there is much to aquire here, except whores and drugs. I´ll better get my spear and go down to the pond to fish a bit.
 
I didn't fly away on a cruise missile, I launched that towards the asylum.

Me and Fay Ray are back from holiday now, and our children are fine. Better do some gardening...
 
(lol Athelwulf, have you been reading from page 1? what page are you on now?)
 
This was starting to feel like a bad trip. I was having a good trip until I was written out the trip as having disappeared. I didn't get what was going on, because I was standing right in front of verybody and was shouting at them. I tried to grab Rosie and the tiger and yank them, but my hands went straight through them.

I blaimed the little evil looking frog for it. She must have done something to me.
 
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Seeing the monkey trapped in the glass sphere that used to hold the rum, she hops over to the sphere and unties the rope of the mast directly above it. Shattering the glass, while she quickly creates a vine netting to protect the monkey from the broken shards. "Oops" she declared as she had accidentally hidden the monkeys spectacles under a growth of vines and weeds. picking them up with her mouth, she quickly and stealthily hopped up the monkeys legs and threw the glasses back upon the monkeys face. "You dolt, how did you get in there anyway? Here are your spectacles, professor... your mind must be slipping again from all those drugs you've been taking. Poor Rosie and her missing petals. You really must learn to control yourself."

She sits down on his shoulder, feeling like that is a safe place for now.
 
I CAN SEE I CAN SEE I CAN SEE...

I CAN SEE I CAN SEE I CAN SEE...

i could see from the expression on the tiger's and Rosie's face that they could also hear me.

I CAN SEE I CAN SEE I CAN SEE...

The tiger was getting agitated now. Rosie stuffed her ears with something.

I decided to end my vocal exclamations of relief.

I felt a tingling sensation on my shoulder. Just the slightest tingle. I looked at my shoulder and my eyes came to rest on the little evil frog.

I decided not to do anything and pretend it wasn't there. If I did it might make me disappear again. A shudder of fright went through my body. Hope the little evil frog didn't notice. These beasts live of fear!
 
Ha, that darling little froggie put a spell on The Monkey! Poor Monkey, he was now utterly confused, quite monkeyeshly, anyway, so it doesn't really come as a surprise. But still, poor Monkey.
 
Trapped in long winding vines, I try to warn spurious of the tasty but perhaps slighty dangerous frog sitting on his shoulder, but stuck i am.

(hmm gtg)
 
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