Scivillage

Now Rosie, being tremendously lovingly devoted to cats, she decided that the Tiger must be helped, without a second thought. She unwined the darn vines that kept the poor Tiger's mouth shut. Darling little kitty! And she then went to sit on a sofa, and beckoned the Tiger to come to her on the sofa, and then she read the Tiger a nice little fairytale.



(I can't help it, I love cats. Now imagine that you are on a sofa with a 500 pound tiger, its head in your lap. Imagine you strike http://www.5tigers.org/images/corel/108072.htm]*those* whiskers[/URL]. Wow. And darn net, couldn't find any fancy pics of tigers.)
 
"I will not harm you, Monkey. Do not be afraid. Please, bring me over to the tiger, so that he can hear my story and may choose not to eat me after all."

The monkey complied out of fear, and sat down near Rosie and the tiger.

She cleared her throat and began her tale;

Long ago, the Count Del Toro caused a great deal of suffering to those whom he held close. His wife was a loving and giving woman, but lacked the more feminine charms that my father cherished so. Their marriage was an arranged one, and while they both respected their parents wishes, they both longed for something more. She longed for someone to understand her, and he longed for romance and they did not meet at the middle. With time, the Count's heart began to wander through fantasies and then through the forest and surrounding towns in search for the passion his life lacked. On one of his forays, he spent the night in the forest alone under the stars. In the middle of the night, a Druidess stumbled across the sleeping Count and sat beside him, careful not to wake him. Finding him handsome beyond any that she had seen before, she crafted a wreath of ivy and placed it upon his head. She smiled and wandered off into the night in silence.

When he awoke and found the wreath that now covered his head, he was puzzled. Rolling up his mat, tucking the wreath into his knapsack and tying it to his horse, he continued to the town. All the way through the murky forest he felt that he was being watched, but he ignored the feeling. Upon arriving, he bought his wife the books she desired and a few other needed odds and end, and headed into the pub before he set out for home. He met a girl, soft and curvaceous that served him his sandwich, chips and beer. He watched her move about the room, gently smiling at all the patrons all the while balancing trays and mugs with ease and grace. Her wondered at her beauty, and asked the bartender if she was a taken woman. The bartender laughed a hearty laugh and replied, "No, but if you can catch her, you'd be the luckiest man alive." The Count viewed it as a challenge and his mind formed plans as his heart raced. The time came to return home, and he left her a small note that read;

Your smile, your grace enraptures my heart like no other
Away I must go, but know that until you are in my sights again
My heart will not beat, and I will be empty without you near.


The rustle of leaves followed him along his journey towards his keep. Again, he had a feeling that he was being watched as he made camp for the evening. As he drifted off into slumber, the Druidess again visited his side. She sat beside him for a while, watching the stars and keeping him safe from harm. She tended to his horses ailing hoof, healing it with her druidic magic. She returned to him once more, leaving a flower upon his breast and disappearing into the misty dawn. As the sun began to rise, he awoke to find the beautiful almost shimmery flower that had be placed upon his chest and as he smelled the flower the most amazing feeling of love and kindness washed over him. The Druidess waited in the shadows for him to turn around and look at her, but he did not turn. He thought only of the town and the woman he was so smitten with there. He decided that instead of returning home, he would again return to the town and the beautiful barmaid.

Walking back into town, he saw the girl fetching water for the days dishwashing. Catching her at the waters edge, he snuck up behind her and placed the flower directly in the barmaids face. She saw the flower and was immediately taken with him. Her eyes twinkled like diamonds, and her cheeks became blush with the passion of love. Seeing this, the Count took that opportunity to kiss her, and she kissed him back. The effects of the flower had been so intoxicating that she had let go of herself with wild abandon. Falling into the soft grass, they made love there and spend the better part of an hour tending to each others needs. The barmaid fell asleep for a moment, and awoke slightly confused and embarrassed. The Count was still half asleep when the barmaid wandered naked into the pond to wash herself, and when she went under to wet her hair, he blinked twice and she was gone. He waited for her to emerge from the water for almost an hour. Her clothes never moved, and she did not return. He went to the bar, to see if she had snuck off to her home to dress and return to work but she was nowhere to be seen. Telling the bartender his tale, he was laughed at and told that it was a very fishy story.

Confused, the Count returned to his horse and started back for home, heartbroken. He did not stop that night in the forest, but still had the distinct feeling that he was being watched. Arriving home, he fell into his bed exhausted leaving the knapsack with his wife's things by the front door. When his wife opened the knapsack, She found the wreath and the beautiful flower. Thinking that they were a gift to her, she donned the wreath and put the beautiful flower in a vase near their bed. Lying down next to him, and reading her new book until he awoke she was content and felt that maybe he did love her, and maybe he understood what she needed. When he woke, the smell of the flower and the sight of his wife lying there next to him filled him with love, and he kissed her softly at first, and then with a passion that neither had ever felt towards the other. Then they made love, and both felt one with the other. It felt magical and wonderful, and hours later they fell asleep in each others arms and under the soft scent of the flower.

When the morning light spread gently over her face, the Countess woke and decided to take her morning bath. While she was filling the tub, she felt as if someone was watching her. Checking out the window, she saw nary a soul about and glanced down at the flower box and found it undisturbed. She climbed into the tub, and relaxed for a bit. Closing her eyes for a moment, she felt something brush her leg and opened her eyes to a tub full of lily pads and a beautiful shimmery fish the size of her thigh swimming about. All of the sudden, the fish popped out of the water and spoke to the Countess, "M'lady. I am but a poor barmaid that your husband the Count took advantage of in the town a day's ride from here. He made love to me on the shore of a pond, and the next thing I knew, I was swimming at the feet of a Druidess who cursed me into this form out of her own jealousy. She brought me here to tell you, on the promise that I would be released from my spell if I did so and on the condition that I never spoke to your husband again. It was the Druidess's flower that cast a spell on us both, for she intended to have her for himself all the while. I fear for you now." And with that, the Druidess reached her hand in the water and pulled the plug. The fish swam down the drain and the tub was empty except for the lily pads and the wet and tearful Countess.

The Countess, naked and dripping stormed into the bedroom and narrowly missed the Count's head with the vase from the table. The Count looked at her confused and afraid and she pointed at the sad Druidess who was now standing in the window. Donning his clothes quickly he shoved the woman out the window and ran outside to chase her away. But when he found her, she had broken her neck from the fall and was no longer breathing. Not wanting the Countess to see what had happened, in his bare feet he carried the Druidess into the forest and back to her home. He walked onward for hours, looking for a place to lay her to rest. At nightfall, he found a clearing that was alight with fireflies and had a beautiful canopy where the stars peaked through and seemed to shimmer. The wind whispered the story of how the Druidess loved him, and when he laid her on a bed of moss, a soft humming overcame the glade. From the shadows stepped a circle of druids, humming a requiem soft and low. The Druid King stepped forward and asked him to explain himself.

As he recanted the story, he felt his toes and feet entwining themselves in the ground and forming roots. He continued on, and his hair seemed to grow into long twigs, and his arms into branches as he stood there. As he finished, quite unable to move, the Druid King spoke to him, "Count Del Toro, you have committed crimes against the nature of women. For that, you must remain here for a thousand years… one of many men just like you in the glade. Look around you before you can't any longer and view the nature of man and it's lust. This is where you will remain." Tree Sap poured from his eyes as he realized his fate. He watched as the druids surrounded the lifeless body of the jealous Druidess, and suddenly a soft light filled the glade, and she awoke a hundredth of her normal size and with wings.

The Druid King spoke again, this time to the nymph. "Druidess, for your crimes against the nature of man and for the evils you have placed against the unsuspecting women, you are hereby bound to this glade for a period of a thousand years, with only the ability to spread happiness and love to others. You can not serve yourself, and you can not go against the will of others. This is your punishment." In a breath of wind, the druids were gone and the man and the nymph were alone in the glade. Months passed, with both unable to speak to the other and both in misery.

When the Count failed to return, the Countess decided that then and there she would remain alone. As the months passed, it became painfully obvious that the Countess had become pregnant. Spending most of her time in the bathtub filled with lily pads, days passed into months and soon the Countess was in labor with nobody around to help. Soon, she delivered and when she brought the baby up out of the water to see it, she screamed in horror at the sight before her eyes. Dropping the tadpole out of the window and into the moat below she didn't notice her bleeding, and fainted back into the bathtub where she drowned. Years later, after her mother had not heard from her, she went to the house to find it filled with cobwebs and empty. The strangest part was the large perfect ruby laying at the bottom of the now dry and dusty tub. The mother retrieved the gem, and had it fashioned into a lovely necklace. When the mother herself passed, she was buried with it, but the grave was somehow covered in vines and flowers and the gem had gone missing.

The tadpole, alone and afraid swam and swam in search of warmth. She followed brooks and streams through the forest for months. Finally, she came upon a glade so beautiful that she wanted to rest. Her legs had almost completely grown in, and she climbed out of the water and found haven in a small log at the foot of a weeping willow. A few hours into her slumber, she was awakened by a fluttering noise, and quite instinctually her tongue flew out and swallowed up the nymph in one swift movement. A feeling of powerful magic grew within her, and as she stepped out from the log, she left behind small footprints of soft moss. Finally free from the chains of silence that burdened her father, he spoke to her and explained his tale of woe. She told him of her birth, and the fate of her mother and his wife the Countess. They both wept in agony, but at least they had each other. She stayed in the glade and made friends with the frogs, the leaves, the trees and the flowers. Her life was not unhappy, but the sadness of her predicament and that of her father and mother bothered her. When she was old enough to make it on her own, she and her best friend went off to search for answers from the druids."


She stops for a moment to wipe away a tear, and take a sip of water. Looking at the motley crew before her and wondering if she should continue.
 
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Before the tale of Count Del Toro
The tiger liking fairytales hurried over to Rosa in the sofa, where he got comfortable laying down with his head in Rosa's lap. Rosa began to her storie, and what a storie it was. There where both dragons and trolls and even little humans, the tiger like the storie very much and soon began to pur, as Rosa gently stroked his hair around and on his head.

Altho the storie was of the greates kind, it had also long and complicated, the tiger had to yarn a little, before laying back down again. Trying not to fall a sleep, not wanting to miss any parts of Rosa's fairytale.

After the tale of Count Del Toro
Spurious and frog who had also been listing to Rosa's tale, approach Rosa and the tiger as it ended. The frog politly asked spurious to be placed in Rosa's hands, from where she could tell her tale so all could hear he tale, and so was she places by a still frighten spuriousmonkey.

The tale the frog would tell was long and sad filled with sorrow, it was the begining of a journey just begun. The tiger sad by Arditezza tale, promised not to eat the tiny frog, only maybe a little lick now and then, for as his mother once had said, everybody need a little lick now and then, and then the tiger fell asleep, the sun had long since set, turning day into night.


(the good picture are hard to find, I do however have a "few", from a site I accidently leech all picture from, leech protection my ass, its so annoying :)
Now that is a long and good post Arditezza, i liked it a lot, also a few new words :))
 
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She sighed in relief that the tiger was no longer a threat, and also glad he was not awake to hear the rest of the tale for she suspected that he was more sensitive than anyone knew. She rested back in Rosa’s soft hands and continued.

“So off we went, Mari and I to find the druids and get answers on how to remove my curse. We wandered for weeks, not finding a thing. We slept under the stars, talked of our dreams and wondered at the marvels and magic of the forest. One day, we came across a rune carved branch and followed the words to a briar patch, and inside were ruins of what used to be a ceremonial druid circle. Wondering at the events that must have played out here, I called out, “Hello, is there anyone home?” A quiet and shaky voice spoke back to me, “Come here, child.” And I hopped in the direction of the voice. I found a man there, in tattered robes, wrinkled and grey with all plant life around him wilted and dying. I asked him what happened, and he told me that mankind had forgotten the power and magic of the forest and its contents and that all the druids had returned to the earth. I asked him what would happen to the forest, and he explained that man and his machines would tear it asunder and place buildings where once ancient trees provided shelter for the wildlife, and food for both animal and insect alike.

I nodded sadly, and promised that I would carry his story with me to share with mankind. He looked hopelessly at me and said, “But you are so small, and a human wouldn’t understand a talking frog. They will be afraid, and will likely kill you.” So I shared with him my story, and he looked at me in disbelief. From around his neck, he removed a small chain from which dangled the prettiest ruby I had ever seen, and suddenly I understood what he was handing me. It was my mother’s life force, and as I held it up to the sky, I saw stars within its facets. He explained to me that the Druidess, who had cursed my mother and me, had also studied the stars. Inside the gem, is a map to the exact spot where I could remove the curse. He told me that only an astromancer could read for me, and that would be hard to come by. I touched the ground beneath him and created a bed for him to rest upon of plush ground cover, and thornless berry bushes to replenish his strength and life. I told him I would return, and I placed the gem in Mari’s sack and we set off in search of the man of stars that could read my mothers gem.

A few days later, we happened up the chaos between the monkey and the tiger. Poor Mari tried to run, but was eaten in one fell swoop. I saw her sack fall to the ground and the ruby spill out of it, but it was lost again in the ensuing scuffle and I ran for my own life from the tiger that had scooped me up, but changed his mind. I hid under the bed, crying softly to myself for putting Mari in such danger and for being unable to save her. When things quieted I looked around for the gem. It was nowhere to be found, the world flooded and I found myself floating in the salty sea. In the distance, I saw the gem hanging from the knapsack the excavator was carrying and jumped in the cuff of his pants, but was scared out again by the tiger and eventually found myself here.”


She finished her story and closed her eyes at her great loss. All seemed so hopeless now, and she climbed down from Rosie’s hands and sat quietly by herself trying to figure out what to do next.
 
Sitting in my luxury house, I decided I was bored, and launched a cruise missile towards the center of Scivillage. There it caused a large explosion that hurt no-one, but left them all shocked. How funny it was to watch.

(Arditezza, you are one w00ty storyteller!)
 
Waking from its nap the kind of naps cats nap, the tiger strecthes and yarn before looking around on the sleeping crew around him. The sun was up and they where sleeping the day away, maybe they have a hidden tiger in there hearts, the tiger thought to himself, as he look around.

Seeing Arditezza the frog resting on a pillow next to Rosa, the tiger resisted the immidiate urge to try and eat the frog, remembering his promise the day before, instead the tiger slow steps down from the sofa trying not to wake the sleeping crew, then runs of in to the forest, It's time to dance the final dance with the gazelle.
 
Ah, another night I spent on studying my artifacts. Wew, I think I need a break. Better go down to the pond and swim a bit. Since SexBlueFeet is absent for quite a long time I doubt that she cares if I occupy her rock for some hours.
 
It took a lot of eating and shitting, but I finally got enough feces together to make an even finer chair than I had before. And now I sit it in it and bask in my glory. In my mind I hold glorious thoughts. I encompass the whole of scivillage and visualize a strange tale of roses, tigers, monkies, and frogs. Somewhere during all this a missile comes flying the window and embeds itself deep within my fecal chair. I pay it no heed as I am far too busy orchestrating the mad events in scivillage.

The only one that does not fall prey to my insanity mind control is Dreamwalker. I believe that he is protected from my power because of some knowledge that he has gleaned from those dusty tomes of his. Some tidbit of forgotten lore preserving his sanity while all the others caper about like madmen. I double my efforts on piercing his mind. Of taking him and leading him down the path of lunacy just as the others have gone.

All my effort.

All my will.

I grip the armrests of my fecal chair tightly as I concentrate. Grunting and straining with the effort.

My ambience permeates the whole of the general assembly hall. All the other loonies circle about me. They are covered in their own feces. The orderlies have not been seen in awhile. I think they too have been driven mad by my power.

Concentrate. Ahh. There. A chink in his defenses. Left temporal lobe. Between Wernicke's area and the angular gyrus. A small almost imperceptivle lesion. Likely an accident from childhood. It's my way in.

Concentrate.

It's working. His sanity begins to waver. The words of his tome begin to squirm and reform into insulting phrases.

Yes. Just another moment and I'll be in...


BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

A mighty explosion rocks the asylum. I am flung across the room and land in a shit-covered heap.

What happened?

My chair is nowhere to be found. The loonies lay about on the ground stunned and even more feces-covered than a moment before. My ass is sore. Hell, my pants are scorched and my ass is hanging out. What happened?

Ahh. The missile. I forgot about the missile.

Drat. And now that my chair is gone my powers are diminished. I need to start gathering materials for a new chair right away. Starch. I need starch and fiber. Ruffage.




(Things have gotten awful strange in the village during my absence. And I'm the one in the looney bin? :p)
 
Damn, just as I was relaxing on a rock, lying in the sun, I felt something touch my mind. It felt like... insanity? Another mind?
Whatever it was, it was strong, nearly strong enough to intrude my mind while I was on the verge of sleep. The occurences get stranger from day to day.

I need to look through the artifacts, some of them are magical, perhaps I find something that protects my mind. And I better hurry.
 
Argh, I have to protect myself from the mind flayer!

was the only thing I uttered (over and over again) while I was racing through scivillage and up a tree into my house.

There, I started searching through my stuff, there has to be a protection of mind probes... perhaps a hat made of aluminium? Nah, that would only protect me of cosmic radiation and satellites...

After hours of searching I found a coronet, the coronet of concentration. This magical artifact should empower me to withstand any mind attacks. Whew, protection at least.
 
Ha! Little did Dreamwalker realize that his amulet was defense against magical mind attacks. Yet, I'm a psionicist. (Who's the D&D geek in the house. :p) and his amulet was no defense...

It would take time to rebuild my throne of shit through which my psionic powers were magnified however. A pity that it has to be made out of my shit entirely. It would go much quicker if I could use other people's shit in it's construction. Oh well. A madman has to do what a madman has to do. Having the ass burned out of my pants would make the job much easier. No more having to pull down my pants each time.
 
(Thanks for the compliments, wasn't trying to take over... just stimulate more people to get involved. I left places for other people to enter the story and take it in various directions. Was fun writing it, and I am glad you enjoyed. I get a lot of pratice storytelling with my son, it's so much more fun that reading the same book night after night. More to come of course.

Invert, a coronet is a crown not an amulet.)
 
(Heh, yeah I realized that once I had already hit post. :p Anyway, I'm just a looney in an asylum. What makes you think I'm really connected with reality here. :D

I love the image of Dreamwalker walking around wearing a tiara though. So bloody cute! :p)
 
Returning from the forest, the tiger finds everyone is still asleep. Looking at the frog resting on the pillow the tiger gently pokes it with a paw. But perhaps to hard a gentle poke, the frog rolles of the pillow, "Ups" the tiger things, as he looks around to see if any of the sleeping crew had seen his error.

Raising the pillow with his snouth the tiger finds its hard to see the frog hidding in the shadows of the pillow. The tiger ponders poking the frog once again, to see it move. When suddenly interupted, ass the burly man enters the camp site, a glassy look in his eyes. On his head Dreamwalker wears a tiara, around his neck a blood red ruby in a simple yet intriguing golden chair, for a while he looks around before again running of again into the forest.

Thinking to him self the tiger thinks "Silly humans, if only bossman would allow me to eat them, they be much happier..." while at the same time putting the pillow back ontop of the frog, only to lift it again to see if the frog was still be there.

("I left places for other people to enter the story and take it in various directions." many more then our resident DM :)(taunt), his was good but hard to follow
btw: Rosa started page 50, who will get post 1000)
 
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("many more then our resident DM (taunt)" Oooh. You bastard... Kidding. Don't ban me... I know who you're talking about. My stories just had a bit of a darker edge to them, I believe. More Lovecraftian than fairy tale. Perhaps this is the difference? I dwell in the outer darkness and Arditezza embraces the inner light. Probably why I'm in a looney bin sitting in a chair made of feces while she is in the village receiving the accolades of her admiring public. :D

You know, maybe my power did get to DreamWalker. He'll be wearing a dress next. :D)
 
("He'll be wearing a dress next.", LOL I can picture that, dress, tiara and all.
The dark theme of your storie was not the problem, for me they were just hard to continue on, i could not fit my tiger in :(.
btw: Demons dont make a dark storie, the contents have to be evil or down rigth nasty too :), just a thougth.

Arditezza storie is not excatly light eather, so far her mother and grand mother is dead, her father is a tree and the jeolous druid got eathen by Arditezza herself and shes a frog, and there there where the druids)
 
(Hmmm. True on the difficulty of integrating a tiger. I never thought of that. I suppose I've been guilty of considering you more a man than a tiger. I even gave you babel fish so that you could speak. You got me with that one. My tales were humanocentric. I suppose the only good one with you was the one where you got supercharged with electricity? Damn. You're right. Can't believe I never realized that. I feel like an ass now. Ah well. Live and learn.)
 
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