I'm actually from the same bloodline as Jesus, certain genetic markers make communication with God easier.
The trinity eludes to the basic structure of the universe. We often think that particles come in pairs, positive and negative, but actually they come in threes. The third particle isn't apparent in this dimension, but it is quantum entangled with the others and forms God's "brain". So everything that happens he experiences directly, but smaller. In order to walk among the people and experience life as a person, he has to temporarily create an extension of himself, like a tiny probe in a microscope that allows you to manipulate cells or other small objects with your fingers. This probe we call Jesus. Or Spidergoat in this case. The whole resurrection thing is no big deal, just a change in form, sending things back to the memory bank, as it were.
I'm sure you would like some physical evidence, but in modern times, people don't seem to need that. I prefer not to repeat the last performance and get lynched again, so I'm playing it anonymous. You may take me for my word or not.
I would bless you my dear, but I already did.
Such things are not important in the scheme of things, only intention. The purpose is to create an ethical culture which can last in the heavenly dimension forever. Individual tragedy is just part of the growing pain. We should not worry about our lot in life, if you are a good person, reunion with the father will be your reward. Actually, everyone goes to heaven, it's just that some people need to be shown the error of their ways. If this is accomplished on Earth, it's far less energy intensive. You might not think God concerns himself with energy usage, but the third dimension does have a kind of ecology. After all, we have to accommodate other alien species and there are a limited number of black holes to go around.
I do minor miracles around the house just to keep in practice. I know it's ultimately futile, but it makes me happy.
I find it's easier for people to take me seriously when I do these things. They are simple parlor tricks compared to the creativity of the infinite human mind.
Those who wish further guidance from me are instructed to purchase a talking bobble-head doll, nothing special, just the kind they make in China that says a few phrases when it's head waggles. I like the Spock one, but suit yourself. Then put it on your refrigerator and wait.
