What a fucking joke. I offer you an easy £1 million and you feel the need to start with the insults again? How about you just fulfill the requirements I have set and earn £1 million and leave the insults to a post where they actually have some relevance?
Cause I have pictures I am going to post from now on when you pronounce I am wrong.
I am not pronouncing any such thing. Indeed I am pronouncing to you and the world that you can prove
me wrong and earn £1 million in the process. Why are you continually blithering on about irrelevant crap instead of taking the challenge?
You think you are going to get out of it that easy?
Get out of what? Look.. I'll put the cash in a suitcase on the floor if you really want me to, but you must be off your fucking rocker if you think I'm also going to be your personal delivery service. If you want it, come get it, (on the basis that you show the scientific link between masturbation and the symptoms you have described, (in accordance with the T&C's), which you can do so right here on this very forum. You don't need to travel anywhere).
What are you talking about link? I told you I am not saying anything until you and the money are in the same room with me.
How's that for trying to slither out of it? However, it is of little concern to me. You want the money Happeh, you have to work for it.
What are you paying? You just told me to pay my own way. You aren't paying for anything except if you lose.
Uhh.. yes you silly little boy - as was the challenge. Shall I repeat it for you? If you can show a scientific link between masturbation and the symptoms you described, I will give you £1 million.
Nowhere in that challenge did I say: If you accept this challenge I shall pay for you to do everything. Fucking hell pal, get off your ass.
I don't know what a T & C is.
Terms and conditions.
I looked around your post and did not see a reference to it.
Strange considering you even bloody quoted the T&C's I had provided. Are you blind?
I don't want to do the science challenge with you. I know more than you.
All mouth, nothing more. If it were the case you'd take the £1 million.
The challenge will consist of who has memorized approved science better. I don't care about approved science. I care about what is reality.
So in other words, you don't know or care about actual science, but what you refer to as happeh science - which in reality is better known as complete and utter total bollocks?
I am not a waiter. I am not a valet.
And you think I am? You want the money, you do the work. It's as simple as that. I don't honestly care if you do or not.
I don't have to deal with your hate to get your money. All I have to do is prove my theory.
Wow, the guy's awake. So, prove your theory already and stop wasting time worrying about my nickname, (which you have a bad habit of doing), and other irrelevancies.
Set up the time and place for the meeting.
Fine, let me know when you're willing to travel to England and I will set up a meeting in one of the local universities - with witnesses and scientists.
Clearly set up what you will accept as proof.
That can be determined by a board of scientists picked for their expertise in certain areas.
Provide a lawerly document swearing you will pay 100,000 per month for 10 months to me.
Fine.
Does that cover it? That is the challenge. I prove my theory, you pay me money. All we have to do is meet each other so the money and proof can be exchanged.
It's a deal.
However, if you cannot afford the plane trip we shall have to organise an online 'meeting' where you can present the 'proof' to certain scientists with expertise in related areas.
Snakes slither away. Human cultures describe Snakes as deceitful. Deceit is defined as making offers, then reneging on them.
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Dude, you going to keep focusing on my internet nickname or wake up and take the challenge? Enough talk from you, put my money where your mouth is.
Look, you probably don't even own a pair of socks. Save your big mouth and get on with it.
There you have it guys. 6 guys that all hold the same general pose. 6 men that all fit the symptoms of Happeh Theory. Do we have anyone who is prepared to make a science inspired comment
Science inspired comment: Every human on the planet closes their eyes, winks, tilts their head and neck and scrunches up their face. That's a fact.
