Masturbation is for Losers

[leopold]

got something against gays?
not only a racist but a bigot as well.
lets see what he has to say about huwys links

 

[SnakeLord]

The quote says, in plain english, show the link between masturbation and the symptoms described.

*T&C Saying the human body looks like spaghetti and all scientists are wrong is not considered as a "link", nor are photographs or any personal opinion offered by Happeh.

Don't forget them heh.

Then real snakily added all those conditions making it impossible to fulfill his terms in regular print?

How did that make it impossible? Ah I see.. you have no evidence, just pointless pictures and personal assumption?

 

[Happeh]

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2005/fed-bernanke.jpg

"we can see from this picture that ben bernanke holds his head on an angle. we can also see that the right side of his face is damaged." (well its actually a shadow but don't let that fool you lol)

I agree with your analysis.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/video/business/2005/10/25/kh.bernanke.story.jpg
"here is another picture of bernanke"
(which I found just to prove that everyone holds their head on an angle)
"You can see here according to happeh theory, that he has NO RIGHT EAR"

bloody hell, he must have been masturbating and made it fall off!! LOL

I disagree with this one. This appears to be close to normal design specification for the human body head turning. There are things I have not described to you yet. That is why your analysis is flawed.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/10/26/PH2005102602369.jpg
"In this photo, according to happeh theory, not only does his head TILT, but his left shoulder sticks up way higher than his right shoulder!!! OMG its not symmetrical!!"

You do realise who this guy is right Happeh?
Happeh, pic anyone well known, famous, or otherwise, with plenty of photos.
I'll find pictures of either: heads straight, or heads tilted. Its NORMAL.

You have not spoken to me enough to understand Happeh Theory yet. This picture does show tilted shoulders as you say. You feel this is a reason to say I am wrong. I feel this picture verifies what I say.

The human body is built in a certain way. Any incoming force will affect the body in particular ways based on how the body is designed. Masturbation is a strong force and changes the body as I have described. Any other kind of force can cause the same changes though. That does not mean that Masturbation no longer changes the body, it means there are multiple causes for the same bodily deformations.

 

[Huwy]

It means they have a health problem.

Not as bad a health problem as the ones you have happeh.
If I were slandering you, I'd have no way of proving that.

Of course not. You are not here to learn. You are here to try to destroy me.

Ahh again, more paranoia, dressed up as a poor excuse not to answer a simple question.

What you and your fellow amateur psychologists fail to understand is that this is not an application for a grant. This is not a thesis for peer reveiw. This is a friendly conversation where we talk about what we see, and we speculate.

What you fail to understand is that your not being friendly at all, you've put your "theory" on the internet, open for criticism.
Ahhh! Speculation, yes. Theory, yes. Fact, not yet. Not till you prove it with numbers.

You guys all behave as if you are venture capitalists and I am presenting you with an idea so you will fund me. You guys are nothing and nobody. You have no power or authority. You are some guys I met at the bus station and we are talking.

What, because we question your beliefs? How dare we!!

Do you really demand studies and scientific corroboration in your relaxing discussions with your friends? Or is your butt so tight that it is impossible for you to have relaxing discussions? So you really do harrass your friends and relatives by asking for studies to prove everything they say?

Since when was this a relaxing discussion? You haven't been very friendly, imagining we want to destroy you, when really we just want proof.

My friends and relatives might talk shit from time to time, but they don't come up with the offensive stuff your talking about, otherwise they wouldnt be my friends or relatives anymore.

Let go of the mental conditioning meant to make you powerless. You can think on your own. You can reach conclusions on your own. You do not need a government lab or government permission to think for yourself or to create something on your own.

Yes, and thankfully whilst I might daydream, and create art and drawings and ideas, I look for substantial proof before I force them on people.

You know? I went to see an Indian Guru once with a group of people. In the group of people was an embarrassing person just like you. The rest of us know we are in the presence of holiness. We know we should be respectful and use our limited time with the Yogi as best we can. We quietly listen to the Yogi. We try to ask meaningful questions.

Then there is the guy like you. He was so embarrassing. There is a clock in the room. After the Yogi spoke for awhile, and after we respectful people asked our questions, the room got very quiet. That happens a lot in religion and spirituality. Some people call it "the spirit descending". It is like spiritual energy has come into the room and everyone is bathing in it.

We are all respectfully quiet because the spirit comes when it wants to. When it shows itself, enjoy it as much as you can because you never know when it will be back.

So bozo the clown, the embarrassing guy acting like you, cannot stand the silence. He does not know it, but his discomfiture is due to the spiritual energy in the room. It is driving him nuts because he does not understand what is going on.

This idiot pipes up and says "Do you mean spirituality is like when crazy stuff happens? Like when you look at the clock and all the numbers are the same? 4:44. 3:33, 5:55".

Actually I did yoga for a year in 2000 and think it is excellent and has many health benefits. Very relaxing too. I went to the Gita school of hatha yoga.
They didn't force any ideas on us, and neither did your Guru - you should take note.

Any person who is honest cannot deal with honesty. When the Yogi said that, the troublemaker shut his trap. When you confront an honest person with their actions, they must shut up. It is a law of nature.

Evil guys of course, they don't pay no mind. If snakelord was in the room with the yogi or if you were in the room with the yogi, you guys would just start talking. You would start an argument with the holy Yogi because you have no emotions, no feelings.



Any person who is honest cannot deal with honesty. Well isnt that a contradiction in terms.
When you confront an honest person they shut up.
And yet you never shut up?

You dare to presume we have no emotions or feelings, just because we do not "feel" your happeh theory? We must be evil because we do not accept the almighty "happeh theory" who compares himself with a humble guru?

I have plenty of faith and belief, faith in reason, logic and belief when i see evidence.

Because unknowningly or knowingly, you do the task of evil. Your lack of faith and belief leaves you open to being possessed and used by evil.

There you go Godless! Delusional paranoia at its best.
Apparently we are "evil". Who exactly are we being possessed by, and what is evil? Are we evil because we disagree with happeh theory?

 

[Happeh]

*T&C Saying the human body looks like spaghetti and all scientists are wrong is not considered as a "link", nor are photographs or any personal opinion offered by Happeh.

Don't forget them heh.

You printed in big bold letters you would pay for proof.

Then in small and unassuming letters, you printed as a condition that I had to provide you with something THAT I ALREADY SAID I DID NOT HAVE.

You rigged the contest. Dishonest.

How did that make it impossible? Ah I see.. you have no evidence, just pointless pictures and personal assumption?

And you have nothing to say but your hate. I was trying to figure out why I was speaking to you again. First you pouted and said you were leaving. When you came back, being the honest guy I am, I had to give you another chance. You are still the same killer you were.

I proved you were a sneak. I proved you were mealy mouthed and would worm your way out of your challenge. There is nothing else to say.

 

[Happeh]

Not as bad a health problem as the ones you have happeh.
If I were slandering you, I'd have no way of proving that.

Oh no. Please tell me you are not emulating the speech of the insane leopold. He said that 2 days or so ago. You would choose to emulate the insane leopold instead of emulating the calm and cool me? See what happens when you are a lemming and you go with the other lemmings? You end up speaking like the insane leopold.

Ahh again, more paranoia, dressed up as a poor excuse not to answer a simple question.

If you are going to grow up, the first thing you have to do is take responsibility for your actions. You posted links to many of my stuff, then pointed and laughed. It is not an excuse to say your motivations towards me are negative.

What you fail to understand is that your not being friendly at all, you've put your "theory" on the internet, open for criticism.
Ahhh! Speculation, yes. Theory, yes. Fact, not yet. Not till you prove it with numbers.

That says it all. Show me numbers. We are talking about the human body and you are talking about numbers.

Examine your behavior Huwy. You are not a scientist investigating a theory. You are emulating the submission/dominance game of Snakelord and the other psychologists. That is your choice if that is what you want. Are you fully aware of what you are doing? I don't think you do. I think you are a lemming that is following those guys because that is what lemmings do. They follow.


I just glanced at the rest of it. Yes. You want to be like Snakelord. Good luck. You are selling your soul for pieces of paper. You will spend your life putting other people down and destroying them. Then, when you get to be 60 or so and you realize you are going to die, you will get scared shitless and start giving away your money and doing charity in the hopes that God will forget all about the 1000's of people you hurt thruout your life.

Don't count on it. No one forgets. Everyone that has ever come in contact with Snake knows he is a hateful spirit killer. That is what they will think of you if you follow his path.

 

[leopold]

happeh
have you ever heard of a double blind experiment?
google the term, then call scientists liars and cheats.
but like all evidence that has the potential of disproving happeh it's rigged. edit: or ignored.
snakelord is right you are a "silly little boy"
i have a few choice words too but unlike you i have learned my lesson, i will refrain.

 

[leopold]

i have asked you nicely that if you cannot respond to my replies then do not refer to me in yours.
continue and i will report you to the mods.

 

[Godless]

There you go Godless! Delusional paranoia at its best.

I know Huwy, he displays it like thumb-print on a murder weapon. Though he will deny the resolution. I don't believe in Happe's theory, so therefore I'm evil, and trying to discredit his astute observations of male facial anatomy and their health.

Clearly what would be embarasing is letting crap like this make it to any "real" scientific academy for further consideration. Happeh would be the laughing stock of all medical science. The idiot who thought was never wrong!

Godless

 

[leopold]

the man may have keen observation skills but they are totally worthless
i can just imagine what he thinks when he walks down the street

 

[Huwy]

"ooh that man appears to have a triangle hidden in his forehead"

"There's another man with his arm bent - no - wait! its shorter than the other arm!!"

Seriously though, calling us evil and doing the work of the devil...
Saying we have no feelings or emotions, or "faith".

Happeh, I don't believe in "god" at least not in the sense that you do.
More of your magical thinking.

 

[Huwy]

Goes to show you have no idea what i intent to do with science - that is help people - at least, those who are willing to be helped.

You just want to convince people not to masturbate for your own selfish reasons, because it makes you feel bad that others masturbate.

 

[SnakeLord]

You printed in big bold letters you would pay for proof.

Which I will. The only problem here seems to be your understanding of what 'proof' is. You think 'proof' means whatever you say, when that is as far from reality as it could ever possibly get. Once you understand the word, and can fulfill what is needed, please feel free to give me a call.

Then in small and unassuming letters

How were they "small and unassuming"? Given that they were the same size as every other letter and word on this entire forum, you have no position to say such a thing. I trust you can read this sentence just fine? Can you read this sentence quite clearly Happeh? Yes or no?

you printed as a condition that I had to provide you with something THAT I ALREADY SAID I DID NOT HAVE.

So it turns out. You have absolutely nothing to corroborate your childish and pathetic claims. I had this feeling you were all mouth when I saw how easily you ignore the questions and posts in favour of insulting the posters. At first I was just hoping you had a bad attitude, but now I realise it's because you need to divert people from your absolute lack of evidence.

You rigged the contest.

I did not rig anything, you just cannot fulfill the request - because your claim has no validity.

And you have nothing to say but your hate.

So.. you cannot fulfill my requests and all of a sudden I'm a "hater" again because of it? Your number is up Happeh. Everyone sees you for the delusional little fool that you are. You have said nothing of value to anyone, but instead have insulted your way through this thread thinking that would somehow give you merit. Time and time again we have shown you how you are wrong, (I know you don't want to be wrong, but facts are facts happeh), and yet you continue with this simple minded idiocy. Even when offered £1 million you fail miserably - and then with the embarrasment of that failure, think it wont be noticed if you give a few more insults.

By all means have your website, with it's 100 visitors that all think you're the biggest joke on the planet, but please do not drag your shit through this forum. By all means keep posting your pictures of famous people with wonky necks, just for others to show you those very same people with perfectly straight necks, but let it be said that you are accomplishing a great deal of nothing. Even the picture you posted - calling the person normal, showed signs of a smaller eye and so on. You then claimed that in his case it was ok without realising the inherent problem with doing so. You alone have negated your own 'theory', you don't need us to do it for you.

Although some others would and have disagreed, I would suggest you just come out of the closet and emrace what you are. Do not take that as an insult, because it is meant as help from a person that is 'trained' in these matters. Sometimes it's just a word, or just a sentence, or just a way of stringing a paragraph together, but you cannot escape from it.. a trained man will see. You have had years of experience with seeing masturbators, and I have had decades of experience with seeing people with closet demons.

Actually while I'm on the subject, I would like to ask a few questions. You don't have to answer them, (it is no beef off my back), but they will help me give an insight into your personality, (no they are not personal insights).

If you want to try it, follow the next few sentences, if not.. ignore it. Take into account that this is not a test of any kind. What it does do is allow me to understand exactly how I should talk to you to get the best possible response. Judging by the insults to me and my name, I can assume I am not currently doing a very good job of talking to you. This will help. Perhaps it will indeed allow me to understand your theory more than I currently do.

Close your eyes and try to remain thought free..

1) You are walking along a path. What is around you?

2) As you continue along the path you eventually come across a bear. It is sitting in front of you, on the path, but it looks like it's asleep. How do you get past it?

3) Eventually you come to a stream crossing the path. There is a bridge crossing the stream and a long plank of wood lying next to it. The stream itself is very shallow. How do you cross the river?

4) You come across a 10 foot brick wall going as far as the eye can see in both directions, (left/right). You manage to grab hold of the top of the wall and pull yourself up. What do you see over the wall?

I would be very interested to hear your response.

I proved you were a sneak. I proved you were mealy mouthed and would worm your way out of your challenge.

I can see the very first thing we need to do is sit down and find out what 'proof' means.

 

[Facial]

I am familiar with the subject of discussion.

I firmly believe that the statements of Huwy, Snakelord, leopold, and Godless are correct. Thank you all for fighting the backwardness that has proceeded for 46 pages.

I'm done cheerleading here.

 

[leopold]

here is a site for you happeh, it even includes free face reading software

http://www.uniphiz.com/physiognomy.htm

it's a 30 day free trial but you can purchase the full version there.

 

[Happeh]

Happeh, I don't believe in "god" at least not in the sense that you do.
More of your magical thinking.

Why did you go insane? That first post of yours full of questions showed so much promise.

Now I wouldn't accept you as a student if you paid me.

 

[Happeh]

Goes to show you have no idea what i intent to do with science - that is help people - at least, those who are willing to be helped.

You just want to convince people not to masturbate for your own selfish reasons, because it makes you feel bad that others masturbate.

Please. Calmly and clearly describe why it is you have this belief.

It makes me feel bad that others are blinding themselves and crippling themselves because liars want them to be weak invalids. Have you ever seen an old senile person, an old blind person, or an old person in a wheel chair? That is terrible. I wouldn't wish that even on you. Someone devoting their time here to trashing me.

 

[Happeh]

So.. you cannot fulfill my requests and all of a sudden I'm a "hater" again

All of a sudden? My opinion of you has never changed. Sometimes I am polite, other times I am honest.

Although some others would and have disagreed, I would suggest you just come out of the closet and emrace what you are.

I have. I work for good. My purpose in life is to expose demons like you whose job is to destroy the world. It is my job to educate people on exactly how your evil works, psychiatry, and how you use it against untrained and defenseless people in order to increase the misery in the world. You also personally benefit by feeding off of the misery you generate.

It took me a long time to figure that out. I am glad I finally did. Evil really bugs me. I like my job.

a trained man will see. You have had years of experience with seeing masturbators, and I have had decades of experience with seeing people with closet demons.

Then why can't you see the one on your back?

 

[Happeh]

Now that the haters are dealt with, let's get back to science.

Previosly, I posted 6 pictures of men with hunched shoulders, mismathed eyes, twisted heads and necks, and atrophied heads. There have not been any women or any full bodied pictures. For the sake of thoroughness, lets look at one.

This woman is NOT an example of excessive sex or masturbation. This woman is an example of drug injection. Recall that Happeh Theory says that drug injection, drug snorting, excessive sex, excessive masturbation or excessive phsyical activity can all cause the same symptoms. What symptoms does this woman show? Lots of them. Somebody really did her bad with that drug injection.

First off, her head is hanging to the right. Just like all the men's pictures. Her entire body is angled off to the right from the waist up. Her shoulders slope from high left to low right. Just as predicted by Happeh Theory. If you are observant, you can actually see the differnce in musculature between the right arm and the left arm.

Her entire right eye is hidden by her hair. This is a common thing hairdressers do. Oh! You didn't know that hairdressers see some of the things described by Happeh Theory? And you didn't know hairdressers use this knowledge to cut hair? Sure they do. A big name hair stylist is one who sees what I do. They use this knowledge to cut the person hair to hide or distract from the damage and ugliness in the head and face of the client.

This woman's right eye is practically gone from the drug injection. The hair stylist cut the hair to purposefully hide the ugly and damaged eye.

Plastic surgery has altered the face. Between that, her hair, and the distance from the camera, I cannot offer anymore observations of the head or face. Well, that is not exactly true. I can say that the woman's face will not be symmetrical. The side hidden by the hair is thinner than the side of the face that is visible.

There. An example of how a full body looks suffering from Happeh Theory symptoms. It is a woman so now examples of both sexes have been presented.

 

[Happeh]

I did not rig anything, you just cannot fulfill the request - because your claim has no validity.

I am tired of your games Snake. Let's have it out once and for all.

You come to meet me. You bring anyone you want. Anyone. Bring your money. Bring along a TV crew from any news station of your choice. Bring reporters from CNN, FOX,ABC, CBS, NBC, BBC. Bring the print media and the internet media. Bring along lots of cameras so they can record you looking like a fool as you hand me the money.

I am speaking the truth. I will prove it in front of the world news if that is what you want. You are nobody Snake. You know nothing. You don't have a clue. You will run away from this challege just like you ran away from your the other challenge.