Masturbation is for Losers

[Happeh]

Why? What 'kind' of evidence did you think I was asking for?

Slither, slither, slither

I hereby promise to pay Happeh £1,000,000 if he can show the link between masturbation and the symptoms he has described.


The quote says, in plain english, show the link between masturbation and the symptoms described.

You are deceitful. You make boastful challenges, then you slither away from them if it looks like you will lose.

A Snake. Just like your nick. Come on. You are the psychiatrist. One of the things you guys always go on about is how people subconsciously pick things they identify with.

You identify with a Snake.

I identify with being Happeh.

 

[leopold]

*T&C Saying the human body looks like spaghetti and all scientists are wrong is not considered as a "link", nor are photographs or any personal opinion offered by Happeh. Money will be paid out at £100,000 per month for ten months.
I hereby promise to pay Happeh £1,000,000 if he can show in front of a board of scientists that he knows more science than I do.
I hereby promise to pay Happeh £1,000,000 if he can show the link between masturbation and the symptoms he has described.
T&C shown earlier.
This is what I always found most amusing about you.
A) You consider this some sort of competition, and
B) You always seem to consider yourself the victor before allowing anyone else to respond.

ah happeh and anyone else
the above quote is what snakelord offered happeh
and just like snakelord said in (b) above happeh considers himself the victor before anyone else responds

edit
it should be noted for the record that happeh has declined proving himself smarter in science than snakelord
now all happeh needs to do is provide the link between the symptoms happeh described and masturbation as per T&C to claim his 1,000,000 pounds

 

[Happeh]

happeh
what, no pictures this time? your slipping happeh.
next picture make it a female

Thanks Leopold. I never really paid attention to females too much. After your question, destiny brough me the answer. Yes. Females are affected the same way.

 

[Happeh]

Fine, let me know when you're willing to travel to England and I will set up a meeting in one of the local universities - with witnesses and scientists.


That can be determined by a board of scientists picked for their expertise in certain areas.

Fine.

It's a deal.

However, if you cannot afford the plane trip we shall have to organise an online 'meeting' where you can present the 'proof' to certain scientists with expertise in related areas.

I have been pondering this Snake. I will take your money just so I can print full page ads in british newspapers saying I took your money.

Your payout will cover the airfare. Small potatos in the scheme of things. I always wanted to fly to Europe. Why not now?

You go to your university and ask your scientists what they will accept as proof. Since you apparently do not trust your own judgement. You come back here with what they want. If I can provide what they ask, I will fly to England and meet you at your university with your witnesses and scientists.

You must explain to them I am the originator of the theory. You must be sure they know that no one else but me knows the theory. That way we will not waste time with lookng for corroborating studies and scientists. Ask them what they would need as proof for a brand new never before heard of theory.

You must also explain to them I am a single man, like Thomas Edison. I do not have a lab or a corporation to back me up. They have to be reasonable in what they ask for as proof. Something that one man who has stumbled on a discovery can provide. This is not rocket science. No technology is necessary to prove my theory. No books of paperwork or test results.

I await the conditions of your scientists.

 

[leopold]

but where are they? i want to oogle them. come on happeh please post some women. don't you want to see me with my tongue hanging out?

 

[Godless]

The reason this idiot has no pictures of women who supposedly suffer from excess masturbation, is: The idiot is a fag!. Look at all those comments he made in his weblog, they are all male pictures, he has an obsession with the male anatomy, specifically the penis.

His delusion is believing the Protocols of Zion, see his answer to my link. This is a delusional paranoid individual.

**In popular culture, the term paranoia is usually used to describe excessive concern about one's own well-being, sometimes suggesting a person holds persecutory beliefs concerning a threat to themselves or their property and is often linked to a belief in conspiracy theories.**.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid

The mere fact that he believes the hoax of (protocols of zion), makes this victim a paranoid delusional person. He will deny these accusations, but then so does an alcoholic deny his condition.

From ADLrotocols of Zion
It is a classic in paranoid, racist literature. Taken by the gullible as the confidential minutes of a Jewish conclave convened in the last years of the nineteenth century, it has been heralded by anti-Semites as proof that Jews are plotting to take over the world. Since its contrivance around the turn of the century by the Russian Okhrana, or Czarist secret police, "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion" has taken root in bigoted, frightened minds around the world.
The booklet’s twenty-four sections spell out the alleged secret plans of Jewish leaders seeking to attain world domination. They represent the most notorious political forgery of modern times. Although thoroughly discredited, the document is still being used to stir up anti-Semitic hatred. http://www.adl.org/special_reports/protocols/protocols_intro.asp

Face it Happeh, your delusional, ingnorant, and will never collect some of Snake's money. LOL..

Godless

 

[leopold]

i just can not believe happeh is serious about this.
if you read some of his other posts you will come to the following conclusions
a. he is young <25
b. he is an older man, in which case he must have been home schooled.

if you visited some of his postings on the web you will get the impression that he deals in the occult, but of course i could be 100% wrong

 

[Happeh]

His delusion is believing the Protocols of Zion, see his answer to my link. This is a delusional paranoid individual.

It works better if you chant it like a mantra. Delusional, Delusional, Delusional, Delusional, Delusional. Maybe sing a little song with it. Have some fun.

Face it Happeh, will never collect some of Snake's money. LOL..
Godless

Oh sure. He is a snake. He never had any intention of the payout. Did you see how he in big bold letters made his challenge? Then real snakily added all those conditions making it impossible to fulfill his terms in regular print? That is what lawyers and dishonest car salesman do. Put something in big bold letters to get your attention, then pull the switcheroo. What snake did was like those things you see on TV.

"Get a cell phone FREE. With a purchase of a $250 3 month contract."

Sure. You can play with the english language to justify using the word free in that sentence. Everyone knows it is a criminal type of thinking meant to trick and to fool people.

 

[Huwy]

What is interesting to me, and another facet of Happeh Theory, is that many of the people who show signs of masturbation symptoms seem to show an affinity for detail work like computers and programming. It is almost as if it is social engineering. Deny men proper information about their body. Tell them masturbation is good. After they get damaged from masturbation, they want to perform detail work. Ready made slaves for the computers and accountants and any other work that requires sitting.

Happeh, dude, your pages mention you like computers, computer graphics, modding "serious sam", etc. Now I'm not making a criticism because I've modded games myself and I like those things.
But doesn't that contradict what you've just said about masturbators liking computers, programming, and details?

The stuff you've written seems pretty detailed to me, except its detail about e.g. some guy with his arm bent, but apparently "one arm is shorter than the other".

How can you accuse me of snooping when you posted the link to happeh.com which linked to your other pages?
Its like you proudly put it all on the internet, with great scorn for jews, women, masturbators, gays, etc - and yet you expect people not to criticise it?

I seriously doubt all these accusations of "character assassination" is merely an excuse to avoid answering questions, and answering to hypocrisy.

I can't figure out whether that inability to accept criticism is due to narcissism (egotism as someone said): the "thinking one is always right, everyone else is wrong" or whether its due to the paranoia, because you think they have some sinister motive and want to "take you down".

I've really been pondering whether its the narcissism or the paranoia that comes first - I think its a case of chicken and egg, and the best description given by godless i think was delusional paranoia - but apart from the theories, the ideas of persecution, etc, the constant defensiveness, it seems there may be just as many criteria met for the narcissism as for the paranoia.

The other thing is, what is with this tendency to read so much into things that mean nothing? Its like the things people do on LSD, or what I used to do when i smoked weed ages ago. Read something totally profound out of something small.


You put it all on the internet happeh, and you came here and put it here too, as well as on physicsforums.
Now if it was all nice and sweet and airie fairy like horoscopes or astrology or palm reading or some other shit, people would just laugh and move on, but the stuff you have written is really offensive.

Jews certainly aren't perfect by any means, and neither are women, but your hangup on gays and people who masturbate (most ppl) is obviously a result of some insecurity.

Oh and I have a downward pointing triangle at the bottom of my hairline, its called a "widows peak". Can you make an assumption about that for me?

 

[leopold]

somebody in this thread made the suggestion that happeh was gay.
and this was how he dealt with it.
well happeh if you admitted that you were gay
i would immediatly in the next post tell you "i love you".
i like a lot of others in america have no problem with that sort of thing
as a matter of fact save for 1, 2, or mabe 3 times ( and even those numbers are questionable)
i haven't seen anywhere on this board where gays are derided.

 

[Happeh]

How can you accuse me of snooping when you posted the link to happeh.com which linked to your other pages?

I didn't do that, did I? Where is the link that I posted?

Oh and I have a downward pointing triangle at the bottom of my hairline, its called a "widows peak". Can you make an assumption about that for me?

Show me your picture. Quit playing games.

 

[Happeh]

So it looks like the scientists have to be hit over the head huh? All I got are these amatuer psychologists practicing how to destroy people on me.

One of the pictures I posted included Dick Cheney. I pointed out how Cheney hunched forward and made the sign of the loser, as well as having mismatched eyes.

Another symptom predicted by Happeh Theory is a bad arm and a bad leg. Guess what? Dick Cheney has a bad leg.

I look forward to the contortions you will go thru to explain this. Remember. I like to set retards up so everyone can see that they look retarded. Be careful before you shoot off your mouth.


Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday was walking with the help of a cane because, as he joked to workers at a Harley-Davidson motorcycle factory, "Don Rumsfeld's been chewing on my ankles."

Cheney's trip to Kansas City to tour the motorcycle factory was part of an effort by the White House to tout what officials see as upbeat economic news.

Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride would not give specifics of the vice president's ailing left foot but said it was a recurrence of a condition that was being treated with rest and anti-inflammatory medicine.

 

[Happeh]

You know what? Since you guys are lazy, won't observe, won't conclude, maybe you want me to do it? Like a momma bird chewing the baby birds food first?

OK. I posted 6 pictures of guys with twisted heads, mismatched eyes, hunched shoulders, uneven shoulders. For some reason, not one scientists will say anything. We have the power mad Snake making observations so he can assert his lordship. We have godless and huwy and many others cut and pasting from psychology books. We have no one doing science.

Let me show you.

I am a scientist. Some guy named Happeh comes in and says he has a theory. He then posts 6 pictures of messed up guys. I never heard of this. I don't really see what he is looking at. Or maybe I have a different definition for what he talks about. Like the ludicrous claims of Snake that "they are like that just because".

If I, as a scientist, am going to sit down and try to figure out this puzzle, my first step would be........

What does a healthy human being look like? As a scientist, I need to know what healthy and unhealthy is defined as. Maybe the 6 guys hunched forward are normal human beings. This Happeh guy never said that. He just showed pictures of what he calls damaged people.

That seems fair. I want this Happeh guy to prove to me that the 6 men are not normal. "Can you do that Happeh?" is what I would say to him as a thinking scientist.

OK. Here is the picture of 6 messed up guys showing the symptoms of Happeh Theory.

Next, we have a picture of a mostly healthy man

I am speaking to the crowd in my role as presenter of this theory now. It is plain to see the healthy man's head is straight on his neck. His head does not tilt in any direction. It is plain to see the healthy man's shoulders are mostly level. Very slightly tilted but mostly level. The healthy man's eyes are almost balanced. He does show the usual imbalance in the eyes. The effect does happen normally.

I would especially like to emphasize the round and egg shaped nature of the healthy man's face. The entire head and face are full and ellipsoid. Now look at the damaged men. Each one has a head or face that looks like it had the stuff sucked out from the inside. Like suking the air out of a milk cartoon so that it implodes.

The Israeli man can be considered for the purposes of this discussion to be a healthy man.

The 6 men in the pictures above OBVIOUSLY do not match any of the looks of the normal man. That means the 6 men are NOT NORMAL according to what we have just established as the norm of the human body.

Now. We have 6 men who do not fit the norm of the human body. This guy Happeh says they do not fit the norm because of masturbation.

(Here is your cue guys. You need to say to yourself)

As a thinking scientist, what are the reasons that the 6 men do not match the human body norm? For now, I reject Happeh Theory because I am testing it. As a thinking scientist, what other reasons can I put forward for the postures of these men? How do I explain the full egg shaped nature of the Israeli man's head, and the corroded and decayed look of the other men's heads?


There. Did I do good? I think even 8th graders could follow that. I hope.

(Just for godless, that healthy man is an Israeli. Remember the Protocols say to make gentiles stupid by encourging them to waste their power on sex. 4 of the men above are gentiles. The arabic man does not count because he was tortured to make him unhealthy. One of the other men is a drug user, not a wanker, I believe.

How coincidental is it that an Israeli man, who I claim retain full knowledge of what real health is, has such a perfect round head, and the gentiles, who I claim the Israelis are making powerless slaves by saying that masturbation is good for gentiles, all have decayed, corroded, tilted, twisted and shrunken heads?)

 

[Huwy]

Lots of old people have bad legs, bad eyesight, bad necks.
It means nothing. The majority of people masturbate.
I'm sure if there was anybody willing to admit they didn't masturbate or have sex (LOL), you'd still be able to find a lot of those with vision/back/neck/posture problems.


Come up with 50 examples, it still won't mean anything when it comes to drawing an accurate statistical conclusion.
Just like seeing a triangle in a picture, it means nothing, its just you tripping happeh, just you making wild generalisations from a few examples.


Do you even know how research studies are conducted?

 

[Happeh]

Lots of old people have bad legs, bad eyesight, bad necks.

It means they have a health problem.

It means nothing. The majority of people masturbate.
I'm sure if there was anybody willing to admit they didn't masturbate or have sex (LOL), you'd still be able to find a lot of those with vision/back/neck/posture problems.

Yes I would.

Come up with 50 examples, it still won't mean anything

Of course not. You are not here to learn. You are here to try to destroy me.

What you and your fellow amateur psychologists fail to understand is that this is not an application for a grant. This is not a thesis for peer reveiw. This is a friendly conversation where we talk about what we see, and we speculate.

You guys all behave as if you are venture capitalists and I am presenting you with an idea so you will fund me. You guys are nothing and nobody. You have no power or authority. You are some guys I met at the bus station and we are talking.

Do you really demand studies and scientific corroboration in your relaxing discussions with your friends? Or is your butt so tight that it is impossible for you to have relaxing discussions? So you really do harrass your friends and relatives by asking for studies to prove everything they say?

when it comes to drawing an accurate statistical conclusion.

You are not part of the review board at Lancet. I am not submitting this theory for publication in lancet. It makes no difference what statistics do or do not say.

Let go of the mental conditioning meant to make you powerless. You can think on your own. You can reach conclusions on your own. You do not need a government lab or government permission to think for yourself or to create something on your own.

Just like seeing a triangle in a picture, it means nothing, its just you tripping happeh, just you making wild generalisations from a few examples.

Keep telling yourself that.

You know? I went to see an Indian Guru once with a group of people. In the group of people was an embarrassing person just like you. The rest of us know we are in the presence of holiness. We know we should be respectful and use our limited time with the Yogi as best we can. We quietly listen to the Yogi. We try to ask meaningful questions.

Then there is the guy like you. He was so embarrassing. There is a clock in the room. After the Yogi spoke for awhile, and after we respectful people asked our questions, the room got very quiet. That happens a lot in religion and spirituality. Some people call it "the spirit descending". It is like spiritual energy has come into the room and everyone is bathing in it.

We are all respectfully quiet because the spirit comes when it wants to. When it shows itself, enjoy it as much as you can because you never know when it will be back.

So bozo the clown, the embarrassing guy acting like you, cannot stand the silence. He does not know it, but his discomfiture is due to the spiritual energy in the room. It is driving him nuts because he does not understand what is going on.

This idiot pipes up and says "Do you mean spirituality is like when crazy stuff happens? Like when you look at the clock and all the numbers are the same? 4:44. 3:33, 5:55".

I wanted to crawl under the rug. The Yogi though, he had seen it all. That clown was probably the 1000th clown the Yogi had seen. The Yogi just kind of smiled and nodded and said "Yes you are talking in a joking and ridiculing way".

Any person who is honest cannot deal with honesty. When the Yogi said that, the troublemaker shut his trap. When you confront an honest person with their actions, they must shut up. It is a law of nature.

Evil guys of course, they don't pay no mind. If snakelord was in the room with the yogi or if you were in the room with the yogi, you guys would just start talking. You would start an argument with the holy Yogi because you have no emotions, no feelings. Because unknowningly or knowingly, you do the task of evil. Your lack of faith and belief leaves you open to being possessed and used by evil.

 

[leopold]

the one so called "healthy" person is israeli why is that? sounds racist to me.
there are also no women in happy's lineup of "excessive masturbaters"
by his own admission he has excluded them.
he has done no research to find anything to disprove "his" theory, which isn't his anyway.
he calls himself a scientist but when offered 1,000,000 pounds to prove it he refuses.
when given alternatives to what he sees he dismisses them.

come to your own conclusions people.

 

[leopold]

holy yogi? fuck the holy yogi's ass.
if we are at a bus station then happeh no one here wants to see your pictures or hear any more of your crap. NOBODY
if we are 2 people talking at a bus station and you started this nonsense i would get as far from you as i could. i would also consider you insane

 

[Huwy]

http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2005/fed-bernanke.jpg

"we can see from this picture that ben bernanke holds his head on an angle. we can also see that the right side of his face is damaged." (well its actually a shadow but don't let that fool you lol)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/video/business/2005/10/25/kh.bernanke.story.jpg
"here is another picture of bernanke"
(which I found just to prove that everyone holds their head on an angle)
"You can see here according to happeh theory, that he has NO RIGHT EAR"

bloody hell, he must have been masturbating and made it fall off!! LOL

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/10/26/PH2005102602369.jpg
"In this photo, according to happeh theory, not only does his head TILT, but his left shoulder sticks up way higher than his right shoulder!!! OMG its not symmetrical!!"

You do realise who this guy is right Happeh?
Happeh, pic anyone well known, famous, or otherwise, with plenty of photos.
I'll find pictures of either: heads straight, or heads tilted. Its NORMAL.

 

[leopold]

wont do any good huwy
he will say they were "doctored"
or totally disregard the evidence

he has been permantly banned from a number of sites
why he doesn't take the hint is a mystery

 

[Happeh]

That's not what I meant. I know it's hard, but read his early posts when he starded this BS. He claims that he has read the (Protocols of Zion) let me give you a link>click

Part of his delusion is that he believes this hoax, he actually believes that Zionist Jews are behind everything that we provided against his masturbation claims, he believes that they intend to make us all weak, and become homosexuals. This is Delusional Paranoia.

His perception is warped, by the fact he believes that Zionist Jews are aiming to take over the world by turning every male into a fag. LOL..

Let's see. The mental giant godless says Happeh is a fag. He says this because Happeh says there is a marketing campaign to sell homosexuality to gentiles so they all get sick and crazy. Happeh says this is a plot by the zionists controlling the media.

Godless says this is delusional. And of course it means Happeh is a fag.

There is currently a new movie that is being talked about as the next winner of the Academy awards. Guess what that movie is about Godless?

Fags, as you so endearingly put it.

Brokeback Mountain is a movie about two gay cowboys. The purpose of the movie is twofold. To destroy the cowboy legend, one of the backbones of American history, and to promote homosexuality. "Hey, if heroic cowboys are homosexuals, then I should be too" is what little children like Huwy will think. The film is meant to destroy cowboys as a legend in American culture just like the campaign to paint all Catholic priests as pedophiles was meant to destroy the Catholic church as an opposition force to the zionists.

Of course all the press reviews love the movie. Reviewers know that if they want to keep their jobs, they better write good things about the zionists. Except for people who have their own power. They don't have to suck up to zionists.

Gene Shalit, a long time and established news critic, says this about the gay cowboy movie.

Jake Gyllenhaal's character, Jack, as a "sexual predator" who "tracks Ennis down and coaxes him into sporadic trysts.

Oh oh. Never go against the zionist plots to destroy gentiles. Or they will get you. Here is a hit piece on Gene Shalit for daring to speak the truth. That gay men are predators that chase other men. This is a front page Yahoo story so it gets maximum exposure.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=2621&ncid=2621&e=15&u=/eo/20060107/en_movies_eo/18098

But according to that brainiac godless, there is no marketing plan to sell homosexuality to Americans.