Masturbation is for Losers

[leopold]

i wonder what bill gates is going to do when he finds out happeh is defameing his character by comparing him with prostitutes and homosexuals and calling him an excessive masturbater on a public forum.
i am positive mr. gates did not sign a release form.
so any money happeh is going to get will most likely go to law suits.

 

[leopold]

I mailed that website telling them they are wrong and they are encouraging thousands of people to become sick in their old age.

i think someone should email microsoft and inform them that a poster by the name of happeh at sciforums.com is publicly smearing bill gates character

 

[Huwy]

Some of happeh's websites. Reading them provides an interesting experience to say the least. I really had a number of 2nd thoughts when writing this, whether to post it or not, but really, I'm not saying any thing offensive or saying anything happeh hasnt said himself, just providing some links. Am I attempting character assassination?
Well If he wasn't so offensive and self-righteous, I would have felt more sympathy and probably not have pasted them here.

http://masterofbation.blogspot.com/
Featuring analysis of picture of male model in underwear. Apparently one arm is shorter than the other (rather than it just being bent at the elbow).
Apparently the darker side of his face is damaged (rather than just being in shadow)

http://youareabigpenis.blogspot.com/
"You are a big penis. Did you know that you are a big penis? Yep. You are a big penis walking around on two legs with arms." (blog now deleted).

http://humanpyramids.blogspot.com/
(basically): "I see triangles when I look at people, therefore people are pyramids"
here is what it says:

"This blog is dedicated to a woman posing as a scientist. "Evo" at the physics forums http://www.physicsforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5 decided I was "full of nonsense" and took it on herself to delete my posts and ban me. This blog's purpose is to prove that I am right and she is a fool who belongs at home with the children. The Happeh Theory of The Pyramid inside of the Human Body says there is an actual Pyramid inside of the Human Body."

http://happehsecretsoflife.blogspot.com/
See picture entitled "Why gay is wrong". - compares asymmetry of homosexuals.

http://evilincarnate.blogspot.com/ -
"You can never trust people"

I really do wonder.

Happeh, I don't have a problem with most of your theories, its just that you have been so rude, so critical and offensive to others. You must accept that if you come to any forum like this and try and force your ideas people will object.

Happeh, can I dare to enquire about your occupation(s) - past or present?
I like cartoons and computer graphics and playing with pictures too (art) so I'm not saying anything insulting about that.

 

[Happeh]

You realise though happeh, that you would have to actually "prove" your theories to get the money, right?
You do understand what the definition of the words "examine", "evidence" and "proof" mean don't you?
Do you want me to paste in definitions for you? You choose any dictionary you like, except the "happeh" dictionary, which also has "bowl of spaghetti", and "happeh fibres" under human body, as well as "see 'egg'." under the word "Eye".

It doesn't mean finding particular photos of specific people (bill gates might not even masturbate for all you know) with their heads tilted to one side, or forward, and drawing lines. One of the guys you posted is a suspected terrorist who is from melbourne, nicknamed "Jihad jack". How do you know such a devout muslim would masturbate a lot? Let alone at all?

I swear at the end, you would go "I win!! Give me the money!!" When you completely failed to prove anything.

You don't have the money. Mind your own business.

 

[Happeh]

Bill gates head looks pretty straight to me here:
http://www.microsoftkid.com/images/Book sent by Bill Gates to Ajay Puri.jpg
Oh wait!! One side of his face is shadowed!!

Here's one of it straight:
http://www.atlanticlibrary.org/images/aclibrary/billgates_read.gif

Go on, name any human being with a bunch of photos on google image search, and i can pick one with a straight head.

So what if his head is straight? Both photos verify that he shows signs predicted by Happeh Theory. As he is a geek, my guess is masturbation.

You do know that a lot of computer guys refuse to leave their computers for sex right? They just stay in the chair and have a go at it. Then they end up looking like Bill.

What is interesting to me, and another facet of Happeh Theory, is that many of the people who show signs of masturbation symptoms seem to show an affinity for detail work like computers and programming. It is almost as if it is social engineering. Deny men proper information about their body. Tell them masturbation is good. After they get damaged from masturbation, they want to perform detail work. Ready made slaves for the computers and accountants and any other work that requires sitting.

How many "real" men take jobs sitting at a desk? It is not normal. But if they go gay from masturbation, or less dramatic, they become domesticated thru masturbation, that could explain why some men refuse desk jobs and others never get up from their chair? And the reason why the outside men are usually considered manly, while the inside men are usually considered less desirable. Manly wise. We know that the inside men are compensated for giving up their masculinity quite well financially.

 

[Happeh]

i wonder what bill gates is going to do when he finds out happeh is defameing his character by comparing him with prostitutes and homosexuals and calling him an excessive masturbater on a public forum.
i am positive mr. gates did not sign a release form.
so any money happeh is going to get will most likely go to law suits.

Oh no. You escaped from the asylum.

 

[Happeh]

Some of happeh's websites.

Here we go. Another person "exposing" Happeh. Q already did that. Last week or so. OK. Let me go thru the drudgery of reading what you have to say.

Reading them provides an interesting experience to say the least. I really had a number of 2nd thoughts when writing this,

No you didn't. You were salivating at the thought of turning the group against me.

I really do wonder.

Happeh, I don't have a problem with most of your theories, its just that you have been so rude, so critical and offensive to others. You must accept that if you come to any forum like this and try and force your ideas people will object.

Happeh, can I dare to enquire about your occupation(s) - past or present?
I like cartoons and computer graphics and playing with pictures too (art) so I'm not saying anything insulting about that.

Thanks for the publicity. I think?

No I am not going to give you any information about myself. You have just proved your intent is to ridicule me. Besides, you are pretty good at snooping. Keep at it. Maybe you can find the answer to your question yourself.

If you were as good at looking at these pictures and snooping out what is going on as you are looking on the internet and snooping about the private details of my life, we would have this whole Happeh Theory thing cleared up in a day or two.

 

[Happeh]

http://masterofbation.blogspot.com/
Featuring analysis of picture of male model in underwear. Apparently one arm is shorter than the other (rather than it just being bent at the elbow).
Apparently the darker side of his face is damaged (rather than just being in shadow)

http://youareabigpenis.blogspot.com/
"You are a big penis. Did you know that you are a big penis? Yep. You are a big penis walking around on two legs with arms." (blog now deleted).

http://humanpyramids.blogspot.com/
(basically): "I see triangles when I look at people, therefore people are pyramids"
here is what it says:

"This blog is dedicated to a woman posing as a scientist. "Evo" at the physics forums http://www.physicsforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5 decided I was "full of nonsense" and took it on herself to delete my posts and ban me. This blog's purpose is to prove that I am right and she is a fool who belongs at home with the children. The Happeh Theory of The Pyramid inside of the Human Body says there is an actual Pyramid inside of the Human Body."

http://happehsecretsoflife.blogspot.com/
See picture entitled "Why gay is wrong". - compares asymmetry of homosexuals.

http://evilincarnate.blogspot.com/ -
"You can never trust people"

Since you are doing PR work for me, you should let people know not to forget there might be more material in the previous months links. It is not just what you get when you click the links you so helpfully pasted.

 

[Godless]

Happeh's disorder is more like "delusional paranoia disorder" See if we can follow a trend of his past posts and the defenitions found for this typical disorder:

(What are Paranoid Delusions?
Delusions are beliefs that are not backed up by reality. They may remain despite obvious evidence to the contrary, and the fact that nobody else believes them to be true.

Paranoid Delusions are beliefs of a suspiscious nature, where the person believes something is not right with them, another person(s), or the world in general, which poses serious problems for them.)

Continued search of these disorders I've pin-pointed exactly what type of DPD Happe has, and you the audience of this thread, excluding of course the victim of said disorder can follow the defintion here to the T and see that if fits Happeh's MO.

(What Are Persecutory Delusions?
Persecutory Delusions, sometimes called Querulant delusions, are when a person believes (wrongly) that they are being picked on, or threatened by someone/something else.

This can be someone familiar to them (e.g. a family member), someone in the media (e.g. a film star), an organisation (e.g. the CIA), or even aliens.)

Of course Happeh, will answer this post, with a negation of his condition, he is after all the victim of such a condition and will deny the fact, that he is "Proven" to be mentally ill. By yours truly. Godless. :m:

Psychoanalist: Godless.

Ref for the above:
THE END

 

[wesmorris]

Uhm... He IS being picked on, that's not delusional at all. He comes and presents stupid shit and expects it to be lapped up by everyone. He doesn't understand why everyone doesn't just follow him. His perception is obviously more clear than yours, as you're obviously a stupid american, a woman, or a vigilant masturbator in denial of his scathing truth. People react negatively to stupid shit like he presents. This could be justifiably (at least from his perspective) labeled "I'm being picked on", though it of course ignores a very rational motive for said pickage.

It's not paranoid delusion, it's blatant egotism (another form of delusion). His rhetoric is exactly "argument from authority". Happeh says and anything that isn't Happeh doesn't matter unless of course, it bolsters Happeh. Those lacking Happehfication are obviously in one of the derogatory classfications above.

So obviously, it's delusions of granduer. Any dissent to the ego is skewered as necessarily lesser, meaningless tripe. I mean consider the source. It isn't Heppah, nor does it bolster him... so it must be stupid, brainless or hired by the government to keep a lid on the terrible secret from which he's trying to save us all.

The paranoid aspect is secondary. It's a consequence of the first, as it is a model that serves to defend and justify the primary issue of bloated self-importance.

"Damn any evidence to the contrary (as obviously, there's no such thing), I know what I'm talking about."

The alternative is obviously too difficult to face.

Hmmm. Reminds me of MacM.

Unless of course as has been hypothesized, it's all a nice ruse to generate reaction.

 

[leopold]

following the above two posts i offer my opinion
and that is happeh is ignorant

a man is never astonished or ashamed that he does not know what another does; but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of others in not knowing what he knows
-haliburton

 

[(Q)]

As he is a geek, my guess is masturbation.

That about wraps it up in a nutshell.

 

[SnakeLord]

You say you can pay the money. How do I know for sure?

I guess you don't. What I think you need to do is work out within yourself whether you consider it as a beneficial move. Let it be said that all you need to do is show beyond any doubt the link between masturbation and the symptoms you have described throughout your posts. You cannot lose whatsoever by showing that link. If you did and I didn't pay you would still have shown everyone that they were wrong and could then undertake legal proceedings against me. If you did and I did pay, you'd be £1 million richer.

I want that money now. You just said in front of everyone you would give it to me.

There are rules Happeh - that being that you must provide me with what I ask for before you ever see one penny of that money. You might want it now, but you ain't gonna get it unless you fulfill the requirements.

How much is that worth in dollars?

Probably somewhere around $2.2 mill?

I took a picture of his post before he smartens up and erases it.

I have no intention of erasing it.

Here is the deal. You pick who you want to be there. You pick the location. Since you are the money bags, you pay for me to get to whereever it is the test is.

Alas Happeh, as I am fronting the money, I set the rules, not you. Basically put, you fork out for your own damn bills and if you 'won', you'd get the million. The fact is that while I am funding the 'pot', you have no say in the matter.

Now. How do we decide what proof is? I know what proof is. You would say the sky is green if it suited you.

Proof is where I say the sky is green and that is then established as being factual by various methods of observation. You said you could provide the link, so do it. It's £1 million, why are you taking so long?

I propose we find some independent observers

I'm happy with that.

Maybe I get the right to bring someone with me.

Certainly, as long as he/she can show qualifications within a scientific field.

All the sciforums members are witnesses to this incredibly foolish offer you just made to me. I know you like to think you are a man of your word. Now is your chance to prove it.

My 'chance to prove it' depends entirely on you. It's odd that you left me 3 posts, but no link to earn you £1 million. Why do that?

And oh ya. You must bring the money with you to the test. I want to leave the meeting with the money in my hands. 20 or 100 dollar bills will be fine.

Remember Happeh: I pay the bill, I make the rules. If you had have paid attention to the T&C's you'd see I said I would pay £100,000 per month for 10 months, and it might aswell be stated that you will not get 20 or 100 dollar bills, but a direct bank transfer. You might have spent far too much time watching Hollywood movies, but people do not walk round with suitcases stuffed with 20 dollar bills, (well maybe some do, but not me).

EDIT: Oh. I just read this more closely. I don't care if Snake can convince a board he knows more science.

So you retract your statement?

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I said in my post that you would do this.

Do what? Ask you to justify the claim that homosexuals are "well known for sexual acitvity"? I am doing it, can you justify it?

You know what? I dislike you so much

Fascinating, and even more reason for you to take up my £1 million challenge. Tell you what, there's going to be a time limit to this. If I get too many posts on worthless matters: such as your personal dislike for me, the whole challenge will be rescinded.

I am going to take a picture of myself everyday, spending your money somewhere.

Undoubtedly with a wonky neck.

Oh you big mouth. I want to jump out of my chair, hunt you down and handcuff you while I get a lawyer to take all this down and make you sign it.

Oh you silly boy, I want to jump out of my chair, hunt you down, and make you take up the challenge instead of burdening me with bollocks. Stay focused, stick to the point or retract your claims. Do not waste my time with idiocies.

I, Happeh, hereby accept the challenge of Snakelord. The entire sciforums is a witness.

The rules are as I said before.

No Happeh, the rules are as I said before. My money, my challenge.. you obey. Do not even dare try and tell me how it's gonna be. Got it?

 

[Happeh]

Happeh's disorder is more like "delusional paranoia disorder" See if we can follow a trend of his past posts and the defenitions found for this typical disorder:

Here we go. Happeh shows up with a theory, asking for input and observation. What does he get? Amateur Psychologists.

I was telling someone about SciForums. After I finished explaining all the attacks on me, you know what they said? "Where are the scientists? It sounds to me like you are on a psychology forums".

Did I make a mistake? Is SciForums a psychology forums instead of a real hard science forums? That explains all the problems.

 

[Happeh]

Uhm... He IS being picked on, that's not delusional at all.

I am stunned. Someone here has been truthful and honest. I must be having an effect on people.

 

[Happeh]

As he is a geek, my guess is masturbation.

That about wraps it up in a nutshell.

Heya Q. I noticed you hiding from commenting on my name that you snooped out, and the name on that list of hyper intelligent people.

 

[Happeh]

I guess you don't. What I think you need to do is work out within yourself whether you consider it as a beneficial move.

I smell cowardice. This entire post, which I have not read yet, will be you trying to snake your way out of your offer.

Let it be said that all you need to do is show beyond any doubt the link between masturbation and the symptoms you have described throughout your posts. You cannot lose whatsoever by showing that link. If you did and I didn't pay you would still have shown everyone that they were wrong and could then undertake legal proceedings against me. If you did and I did pay, you'd be £1 million richer.

Yep. Here is "well if you get the money, you should be happy anyways. Who cares what promise I shouted about and repeated 5 times in that message?".

There are rules Happeh - that being that you must provide me with what I ask for before you ever see one penny of that money. You might want it now, but you ain't gonna get it unless you fulfill the requirements.

Sure. I am honest. I keep telling you that. I even asked what you would accept as proof cause I know how you are.

I have no intention of erasing it.

Good. Cause I have pictures I am going to post from now on when you pronounce I am wrong. Then I will bring up that post and say "Look. Snake blatantly lies to everyone and has no shame about it. He is probably lying to you about this subject we are discussing now".

Alas Happeh, as I am fronting the money, I set the rules, not you. Basically put, you fork out for your own damn bills and if you 'won', you'd get the million. The fact is that while I am funding the 'pot', you have no say in the matter.

You think you are going to get out of it that easy? I will panhandle for money on the street if that is what it takes to prove once and for all that you are a blowhard who knows nothing about the human body.

I'm happy with that.
Certainly, as long as he/she can show qualifications within a scientific field.
My 'chance to prove it' depends entirely on you. It's odd that you left me 3 posts, but no link to earn you £1 million. Why do that?

What are you talking about link? I told you I am not saying anything until you and the money are in the same room with me. You are a snake. You will slither out of this any way you can.

Remember Happeh: I pay the bill, I make the rules.

What are you paying? You just told me to pay my own way. You aren't paying for anything except if you lose.

If you had have paid attention to the T&C's you'd see I said I would pay £100,000 per month for 10 months, and it might aswell be stated that you will not get 20 or 100 dollar bills, but a direct bank transfer. You might have spent far too much time watching Hollywood movies, but people do not walk round with suitcases stuffed with 20 dollar bills, (well maybe some do, but not me).

I don't know what a T & C is. I looked around your post and did not see a reference to it. I figured it was some hidden loophole you put in the offer. I don't know. I suppose if their is something in lawyerly writing you could be trusted. Something I can sue you with if you skip out.

So you retract your statement?

What? That I will prove my theory? Not a chance. I don't want to do the science challenge with you. I know more than you. The challenge will consist of who has memorized approved science better. I don't care about approved science. I care about what is reality.

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Fascinating, and even more reason for you to take up my £1 million challenge. Tell you what, there's going to be a time limit to this. If I get too many posts on worthless matters: such as your personal dislike for me, the whole challenge will be rescinded.

No Happeh, the rules are as I said before. My money, my challenge.. you obey. Do not even dare try and tell me how it's gonna be. Got it?

Sorry Snake. I am not a waiter. I am not a valet. I am not the poor guy at the dry cleaners. I don't have to deal with your hate to get your money. All I have to do is prove my theory.

Now you listen to me. Stop mealy mouthing around.

You:

Set up the time and place for the meeting.

We agree on what is proof. I feel proof is - When the people in the room majority agree that they see something

You must cooperate. No being troublesome to spoil the results.

Provide a lawerly document swearing you will pay 100,000 per month for 10 months to me.

Does that cover it? That is the challenge. I prove my theory, you pay me money. All we have to do is meet each other so the money and proof can be exchanged.

This is it Snake. I have exposed you. You WILL slither away from this. Not becasue of anything special I know. Because it is your nature. Snakes slither away. Human cultures describe Snakes as deceitful. Deceit is defined as making offers, then reneging on them.

I own you snake.I always will because you like to hide in the dark.

 

[Happeh]

Well Guys. Now that we all know that Snake is not qualified about the human body, honesty or science, lets get back to the evidence. Here is another man looking just the same as the rest.

What do you know? This man is responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocents. This man thinks torture is a good idea. Just like the predictions of Happeh Theory says a wanker will like to hurt people because they are separated from their feelings.

The man is hunched forward. Just like Happeh Theory says. The man is making the sign of the loser. Just like Happeh Theory says. The man's right eye is more closed than his left eye, just as predicted by Happeh Theory.

There you have it guys. 6 guys that all hold the same general pose. 6 men that all fit the symptoms of Happeh Theory. Do we have anyone who is prepared to make a science inspired comment, or are we going to have to go thru another 6 picures and 10 pages of amateur psychoanalysis of Happeh?

As proof that there are no coincidences. And that other people think the way I do, here is the new picture by itself. I would like you to read the caption.

This person who I never met that created this picture associated the penis with the posture you see Rumsfeld making. There are no coincidences. Whether the creator of the caption is aware of his knowledge or not, he is accurately describing what he is seeing.

 

[leopold]

where are all the women at happeh? i see no women in your lineup.
how do you know these people masturbate?

 

[leopold]

i wonder if the following observation applies to you happeh

Sciforums over the years has had it's share of Mischief makers, not just trolls but people that generate spam posts and flames for a similar purpose that hackers occasionally have for taking down sites... namely "Defacement".