Masturbation is for Losers

[Godless]

My proof is that it is my opinion.

LOL!! LOL!!LOL!!.

Yup thanks for making my morning a funny one.

Your opinion is worth didly! Your not qualified in any proffesional field, havent got a clue how science works, and I notice your ego is deflating with each and every post! so keep making silly remarks like the above.

Godless

 

[(Q)]

Anyone who wishes to can go check every single one of my posts.

Already done. That is why you are being warned.

Who are you first? Are you some authority here?

I am a moderator here, hadn't you noticed?

Are you threatening to abuse your authority because you do not like me personally?

No, I'm using my authority to uphold the terms of service agreement, which you agreed to when you signed up.

A mod at some other forums tried to take me on. I tied him in knots in front of everyone. He hated me for it but there was nothing he could do. All I did was beat him in a discussion.

I've read some of those posts. Your so-called arguments were sufficiently refuted, as they were here, and your sorry ass was promptly and permanently escorted from the forum.

It is called censorship in plain english. Stopping someone else from speaking because you do not like what you are hearing. It is considered morally wrong in most societies.

No one has ever stopped you from saying anything here because at Sciforums, we are rather lenient compared to other forums. In other words, you're still here and you should be thankful for that.

See my post where it talks about lemmings who learned to call people they are angry with child molesters from the government agents whose job it is to destroy internet political discussion.

Yes, I saw it. But being completely detached from reality does not an argument make.

 

[(Q)]

He (Q) is a professional. I mean that literally.

Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Happeh]

While you're entitled to it, I feel it warranted to at least point out the inherent problem with using "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence. I would ask that you take the time to learn what those words mean, and why you cannot use "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence, (edit: in the manner that you have done).

I never did like word games much. You seem to enjoy them.

While we're being honest with each other I might aswell give you my medical opinion: I think you're homosexual.

I see. Hmmmm. That is rather out of the blue don't you think? Are you going to ask me for a date? Is that what this is about? Is that why you talk to me so much? My intellect makes you hard?

Sorry. I like vagina. You will need to talk to someone else.

I think the detachment you feel from society is because of that homosexuality. I think the 'fight' against masturbation is because you feel guilty about the feelings you have - and so are doing your utmost to avoid your own penis, and make up bizarre ideas, (that you have come to truly believe), because you cannot face who you are. You clearly want to be accepted, but deep down know that is something you can never attain. Your only chance now is to try and find fame and fortune - which is so often a goal for those that want acceptance. You cling to 'oddballs' and weirdos because you feel you both have something in common, and fight against anyone you view as normal because 'normal' does not accept who you are.

Ahhhh. There is the posionous Snakelord we are all familiar. There are no coincidences. It is not a coincidence a man named Snakelord makes poisonous posts.

This comes from several different things you have said and indeed from your various blogs. If you want to go into details let me know. If you consider me wrong that's also ok.. we haven't met or really spoken so it isn't as easy as it looks.

That is OK. If I want to hear the ramblings of a cocaine addled sex fiend, I can go downtown and talk to some of the homeless.

If you consider torturing people as the 'opportunity of a lifetime', then fair enough. I personally don't.

You don't act that way. Attacking Lori the way you did. Pulling this stuff on me. Acting friendly so you can whisper your poison in my ear. I think torture is your secret passion.

In fact, combined with your references to homosexuality above, I wonder if you are a person who suffers from the symptoms predicted by Happeh Theory? Happeh Theory says excessive masturbators need to hurt people because they are cut off from their emotions. Happeh Theory says excessive masturbators eventually go gay.

You are talking to me about homosexuality, and you demonstrate your need to hurt people with every post. You really ought to listen to me. It may not be too late. You have to stop wanking for at least 3 years. Yep. You heard me right. No wanking for 3 years. After that, we would have to take stock of your health situation, whether or not you still had homosexual desires and whether or not you still hurt people for pleasure. Then we could move on from there.

It's great isn't it? I repeat everything you said, and you consider it as humour. Amazingly enough so does everyone else. I am glad we have got that settled.

To an 8 year old. 8 year olds think it is funny to repeat what other people say, without saying anything of their own.

Then you are going about it the wrong way. I am a man of science.. telling me humans resemble the energiser bunny, hard boiled eggs and fluid filled sacks does not mean a whole hell of a lot. Why don't you pretend for one minute that the people here are trained, and talk in a manner you would do to trained people?

My imagination is not that good. It is impossible for me to conceive of you or anyone else participating in this thread so far as having any scientific training at all.

my understanding of the human body might not be the best that's ever been seen, but suffice it to say, it is beyond that of thinking we resemble boiled eggs. Try again.

I am a good person. You are not. I provided an image to help you. You peremptorily reject it and ask for another. More of your submission/dominance games. I said use the egg to represent the eye. You say above the human body represented by the egg. You sincerity is so false that you cannot even repeat what I said properly.

You are a liar and you are playing a game. Anyone here can see who you are and what you like to do.

Maybe they should, but, (as a general rule), we're more interested in 'helping' people,

Helping them like you helped Lori? By telling her that something she found was stolen property and she should be ashamed? Trying to kill her spirit by riding her like a dog? Get real. You are a closet sadist. Probably a chronic masturbator.

Mother, (adopted): From what I can recall she's jewish, although simply by parental choice. Caucasian of Irish descent.

Father, (adopted): Also jewish, although again by parental choice. Caucasian Londoner.

I knew it. Jews are the only people I have met in the entire world that speak with the hate and venom and poison in their voice that you have. I can count on my hands the number of people I have met that speak like you. Every single one of them was Jewish.

Why are you so full of hate? Why do you need to spread it to everyone else? The bible and the dictionary describe what you do as evil. Are you truly evil? You say you are being honest. Is that the reason for your personality and speech patterns?

Was that sufficient?

Yes. You gave me exactly the answer I knew you would.

 

[Happeh]

I don't like to allow even an incidental chink to appear in a piece of ancillary armour when dealing with the likes of Happy Daze.
Also, I enjoy pedantry.

You're kidding. No one had noticed that until you told us.

 

[Happeh]

Anyone who wishes to can go check every single one of my posts.

Already done. That is why you are being warned.

Who are you first? Are you some authority here?

I am a moderator here, hadn't you noticed?

So this is your problem. You are authority and you feel threatened by my confidence. I predict you will invent some excuse or the other to give me trouble. Your type always does. I don't want your moderators job. It is safe. You don't have to fear or envy me.

Are you threatening to abuse your authority because you do not like me personally?

No, I'm using my authority to uphold the terms of service agreement, which you agreed to when you signed up.

And those would be?

A mod at some other forums tried to take me on. I tied him in knots in front of everyone. He hated me for it but there was nothing he could do. All I did was beat him in a discussion.

I've read some of those posts. Your so-called arguments were sufficiently refuted, as they were here, and your sorry ass was promptly and permanently escorted from the forum.

Yep. Just like I said. The authority was threatened becuase I dismantled his experiment and he took retribution. Just like you are working yourself up to.

You really don't have to bother. No one will care if you abuse your authority. That is what authority is about. Using it for your personal ends.

It is called censorship in plain english. Stopping someone else from speaking because you do not like what you are hearing. It is considered morally wrong in most societies.

No one has ever stopped you from saying anything here because at Sciforums, we are rather lenient compared to other forums. In other words, you're still here and you should be thankful for that.

Sure I am thankful for an open and friendly forums that accepts strangers. Am I thankful to you? No. You have it in for me as evidenced by your going outside of these forums like some detective and searching out things about me. It is called snooping. It is called blackmail and extortion attempt.

Do you personally go out onto the web and search for background information on all the posters here. Be honest. I bet people would be very interested in hearing how you busybody all over the internet into their lives as a price of posting here.

See my post where it talks about lemmings who learned to call people they are angry with child molesters from the government agents whose job it is to destroy internet political discussion.

Yes, I saw it. But being completely detached from reality does not an argument make.

And talking about how the sky is blue or the grass is green is a great way to make people look somewhere else so they forget what is being discussed.

 

[(Q)]

You don't have to fear or envy me.

That will be easy.

And those would be?

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Kapeesh?

You have it in for me as evidenced by your going outside of these forums like some detective and searching out things about me. It is called snooping. It is called blackmail and extortion attempt. Do you personally go out onto the web and search for background information on all the posters here. Be honest.

Its called doing my homework. As a moderator, I feel it part of my duty to look into posters who have claimed to be banned from other forums, as you have been, and find out if the bannings were warranted or not. You should appreciate that I went to that trouble. If you consider it blackmail or extortion, then it appears you would agree the bannings were warranted.

 

[leopold]

wasn't (Q) that entity on star trek that was omnipotent?

 

[leopold]

in backtracking a few pages i have discovered that (Q) came throught here with a bush hog.

 

[SnakeLord]

I never did like word games much. You seem to enjoy them.

If you mean I like to use words where they have relevance, then yes. Regardless to what I enjoy or don't enjoy, you cannot say "My proof is that it is my opinion", without coming across as being a complete simpleton or someone that does not understand the words he is typing. It's the equivalent of saying; "I'm black because I'm white".

I see. Hmmmm. That is rather out of the blue don't you think?

Not at all. You felt like being open and honest with me, so I returned the courtesy.

My intellect makes you hard?

If intellect was what turned people on, most of us would suffer from erectile dysfunction after conversing with you. Perhaps you can add that to your theory: "idiots make you go limp".

Sorry. I like vagina.

Strange, but in all my years I have never actually heard a heterosexual say "I like vagina". That seems a tad too medical - too detached for someone that truly likes it.

Ahhhh. There is the posionous Snakelord we are all familiar. There are no coincidences. It is not a coincidence a man named Snakelord makes poisonous posts.

Why consider it poisonous? Poison affects a person directly - thus is the very nature of poison. There are many words a person can use in this instance, why you chose "poison" can make quite an interesting discussion.

Attacking Lori the way you did.

I didn't attack anyone. I made some observations that are still waiting to be refuted. You guys class everything as an "attack" when you can't argue against it.

In fact, combined with your references to homosexuality above, I wonder if you are a person who suffers from the symptoms predicted by Happeh Theory?

Well, I still have my limbs and eyesight. I can't say I'm homosexual right at this moment, but I'll give it a try if it will make you feel less alone.

You are talking to me about homosexuality, and you demonstrate your need to hurt people with every post.

Hurt? It's worth asking yourself why such things hurt you. I have seen you attempt to defame me since your very first post, and yet I will not say it hurts - because it simply has no basis in reality. Why would calling you something you are not hurt? Worth looking inside of yourself perhaps.

8 year olds think it is funny to repeat what other people say, without saying anything of their own.

Can't say I've met many 8 year olds that do that, but I guess kids just grow up differently here. However I guess you gave the prime example of that. I gave you my medical opinion that you are homosexual to which you repeated everything I said and called me homosexual in return. I would have thought it less 8-year-old-like to come up with something original, but hey.. such is life.

It is impossible for me to conceive of you or anyone else participating in this thread so far as having any scientific training at all.

Fine, let's exchange scientific qualifications. Shoot.

I am a good person. You are not.

Whether you are good and I am nasty is of no relevance to whether the human body resembles a hard boiled egg. Try again.

Helping them like you helped Lori?

Although I have said it before, I will repeat it for the hard of hearing: This is not my place of work. If you feel you need help I shall give you my number. Other than that I am just a person on the internet having a chat with a boy that thinks masturbation kills.

Probably a chronic masturbator.

Define what you mean by "chronic". I smoke 25 cigarettes a day and yet have never been called a "chronic" smoker. I must confess that I couldn't even come close to masturbating 25 times a day, and so by that definition I cannot be considered as "chronic". I think 'part timer' would be a more apt expression.

I knew it. Jews are the only people I have met in the entire world that speak with the hate and venom and poison in their voice that you have.

Which is interesting considering I'm about as jewish as Muhatma Ghandi. Guess you have now met the only non jew with hate and venom.

I can count on my hands the number of people I have met that speak like you. Every single one of them was Jewish.

So you have spoken to a maximum of 10 guys and think that is an adequate number with which to judge an entire people? So much for the scientific method. Now you are on a maximum of 10 jews and 1 non jew that all talk alike. That means that 10% of them are not jewish.

Why are you so full of hate?

An interesting place to ask such a question.

If we recap we'd see that you ask me a question concerning the religion of my parents. I, being as nice as I can, give you all the details you need. You then go on to insult every jew on the planet and then call me a hater? Lol, Happeh.. you've got some serious waking up to do.

The bible and the dictionary describe what you do as evil.

Please, show me where.

Are you truly evil?

Well, I haven't insulted every jew, scientist and 98% of humans on the planet - so no, you're the master.

 

[leopold]

knock 'em dead snake lord
your posts just crack me up
it is no wonder slappedhappy doesn't like you very well.
you tear him up with everything you say

 

[locknroll]

After reading 38 pages, Happeth has convinced me!

We must all cut off our dicks.

I mean how elese would we prevent an outbreak of Happitits???

I don't know which is worse, that Jalon Anderson has access to a computer or that someone actually published his book.

 

[leopold]

from lulu.com no less

 

[Happeh]

You have it in for me as evidenced by your going outside of these forums like some detective and searching out things about me. It is called snooping. It is called blackmail and extortion attempt. Do you personally go out onto the web and search for background information on all the posters here. Be honest.

Its called doing my homework. As a moderator, I feel it part of my duty to look into posters who have claimed to be banned from other forums, as you have been, and find out if the bannings were warranted or not. You should appreciate that I went to that trouble. If you consider it blackmail or extortion, then it appears you would agree the bannings were warranted.

Doing homework my booty. It is nothing more than snooping. Like the wife going thru your pockets after you come back from the bar.

 

[Happeh]

Well, I still have my limbs and eyesight. I can't say I'm homosexual right at this moment, but I'll give it a try if it will make you feel less alone.

You say that. How do we know it is true? I make you the same offer I made leopold. Post a picture of yourself and let's see if what you say is true.

Although I have said it before, I will repeat it for the hard of hearing: This is not my place of work. If you feel you need help I shall give you my number. Other than that I am just a person on the internet having a chat with a boy that thinks masturbation kills.

I would phrase it more as "Contributes to an early death, or extreme degradation of life style".

Which is interesting considering I'm about as jewish as Muhatma Ghandi. Guess you have now met the only non jew with hate and venom.

Mother, (adopted): From what I can recall she's jewish, although simply by parental choice. Caucasian of Irish descent.

Father, (adopted): Also jewish, although again by parental choice. Caucasian Londoner.


I was yawning by the end of that.

And yes. You acted interested in the theory only to get my attention so you could pour more bile on me.

 

[Godless]

Strange, but in all my years I have never actually heard a heterosexual say "I like vagina". That seems a tad too medical - too detached for someone that truly likes it.

Sounds kind of gay to me! Perhaps he's been beating his wacker a bit too much. LOL..

I must confess that I couldn't even come close to masturbating 25 times a day, and so by that definition I cannot be considered as "chronic".

If anyone could, that would make it in Genis World Records

wasn't (Q) that entity on star trek that was omnipotent?

Yep!

So this is your problem. You are authority and you feel threatened by my confidence.

Watch out his brain is masturbating again

That is OK. If I want to hear the ramblings of a cocaine addled sex fiend, I can go downtown and talk to some of the homeless.

This surely shows your stupidity! The homeless can't afford cocaine dumb ass. I know I used to use it, and distribute as well. Never did I have a homeless give me $100 for a g. Perhaps you need to get out more, quit beating your meat, n filling your ego with empty gas farts.

G.

 

[SnakeLord]

You say that. How do we know it is true?

You don't, and nor does it matter. I could be the world's biggest homo or the world's biggest woman bonker. It is entirely irrelevant to your claims that masturbation causes blindness, loss of limbs and homosexuality.

Post a picture of yourself and let's see if what you say is true.

Unless I take a picture of me singing YMCA, while wearing some rather bizarre clothing and grasping another man's buttocks, how would you know by a photo? There are things worth being remembered for in this life, being able to tell who wanks the most or who's gay are not a decent example.

Of course, if you'd like I can lean my neck over to the left and then you can claim me to be the biggest wanker on the planet. Do remember though that any scientist will ask for slightly more evidence than that.

I would phrase it more as "Contributes to an early death, or extreme degradation of life style".

In your professional opinion would you say more people masturbate nowadays than they did say.. 100 years ago when such things really were taboo? The reason I ask is to see if you think your theory would have been more imortant now or then. Would you have served greater purpose before now?

I was yawning by the end of that.

Personally I fail to see what point you are trying to make. Let it be said that belief is not genetically inheritable, and nor is it decided by consensus. Your parents could be 'outer mongolian leprechaunists', but that doesn't make you one. According to your line of thinking, you'd be in serious trouble if your parents didn't believe masturbation makes people go blind.

 

[leopold]

'ol snake lord,the wild eyed, foaming at the mouth scientist.
i am surprised he didn't accuse you of being dr. frankenstein himself.
by the way, you have had your rabies shot right?
you are my hero

 

[Happeh]

This surely shows your stupidity! The homeless can't afford cocaine dumb ass. I know I used to use it, and distribute as well. Never did I have a homeless give me $100 for a g. Perhaps you need to get out more, quit beating your meat, n filling your ego with empty gas farts.

G.

Now we know the source of your posting style. Nice job of discrediting yourself there. But then, we already know you have no science ability and you identify with Leopold.

 

[Happeh]

You don't, and nor does it matter. I could be the world's biggest homo or the world's biggest woman bonker. It is entirely irrelevant to your claims that masturbation causes blindness, loss of limbs and homosexuality.

Of course not. Then I would prove my theory and you would be left looking the fool. Can't participate in anything with that possible outcome can we?

Unless I take a picture of me singing YMCA, while wearing some rather bizarre clothing and grasping another man's buttocks, how would you know by a photo?

You just don't get it. Just like I looked in that other man's face and saw cocaine use, I can look in most anyone's face and see masturbation. I am not 100% accurate. Maybe only 90%.