Masturbation is for Losers

[leopold]

i have moved the offending posts to the cesspool

 

[Happeh]

Can you say retard? What is this 'warned" stuff all about?

Yes, I can say retard and I could call you a retard, however that would be insulting retarded people everywhere, for both reasons.

This 'warned stuff' has to do with the terms of service, which you are violating by soliciting your trash.

See what I mean? What is this soliciting stuff you are making up out of thin air? Anyone who wishes to can go check every single one of my posts. There is nothing to what you say. You are making it all up.

If you wish to take this offline, I would be happy to discuss it with you privately. If you continue to ignore the terms of service however, you will be banned. What part of this don't you understand?

Who are you first? Are you some authority here? Are you threatening to abuse your authority because you do not like me personally?

Secondly, I do not understand what it is you are going on about. Please read the above. Anyone can look at all the posts I made. You are making what you say up out of thin air in an attempt to justify a lynch mob or some unjust act you have in mind.

I saw it all before I told you. A mod at some other forums tried to take me on. I tied him in knots in front of everyone. He hated me for it but there was nothing he could do. All I did was beat him in a discussion. So he spent a week or two concocting a fantasy just like you are doing. When he felt his fantasy was justified, the next discussion I started to whip him in again, he abused his authority to ban me. That is how he won his side of the discussion.

It is called censorship in plain english. Stopping someone else from speaking because you do not like what you are hearing. It is considered morally wrong in most societies.

But they will never forget what kind of person you are. They will never trust you because who knows when you will get angry with them and go digging for dirt on them?

Ooooo, scary stuff. I'm all a quiver.

Hear that before too. Troublesome people never think about the onlooking crowd. Revenge is all they can think of.

Were you sexually traumitized as a child? Molested perhaps?

See my post where it talks about lemmings who learned to call people they are angry with child molesters from the government agents whose job it is to destroy internet political discussion.

You are a programmed robot and you are not even aware of it.

 

[Happeh]

leopold

Get a grip man, please understand that Happeh is merely pushing your buttons, so to speak. Most likely he is here simply to do just that and all his drivel and madness is cloistered in his parents basement.

Thanks Q. Now I know who you are.

This man cannot be trusted. He is not who he appears to be. You had best be careful what you say around him. You have no idea who he is, who his acquaintances are, or what his planned agenda is.

I can tell you it is organized though. He is not "just some guy in a forums".

 

[Happeh]

Ophiolite

Happeh made a post in this very thread refering to his so-called ability to explain his masturbation theory to children, who apparently completely understood him - he was making a comparison to us.

Go Q.

For those interested in how to character assasinate a person on the internet, watch Q thru this conversation. He is a professional. I mean that literally.

 

[Happeh]

he might as well be banned as far as i am concerned.
if you have any questions about anything he posts about me please ask me about it.

i will not take a sneaky look, i'll go blind if i do.

And here is the first lemming to pick up on Q's guiding words.

Why am I not surprised it is Leopold?

Who will be next to be succumb to Q's machinations? Want to start a pool?

 

[leopold]

is that why you post 5 times in a row?
to increase your post count?
thats why you don't post in the cesspool isn't it
oh by the way i said some nice things about you there

 

[leopold]

two can play the 5 posts in a row

 

[Godless]

This man cannot be trusted. He is not who he appears to be. You had best be careful what you say around him. You have no idea who he is, who his acquaintances are, or what his planned agenda is.

Funny! when I read this I didn't think of Q. But you on the other hand fit this profile to the T.

Godless

 

[leopold]

happeh is pissed because (Q) posted a link to happeh dick blog.
so now to save face happeh must delete it.
i don't know about how you feel but (Q) can babysit my daughters anytime.

 

[Happeh]

Then it would seem pertinent to state that you are not actually doing much else than trolling.

Didn't you get mad, stomp your foot, and promise to never speak to me again?

You claim to have a 'theory' concerning health and masturbation. You then go and post that 'theory' in a religious forum. Perhaps it's just me, but surely your time would be better spent submitting your 'theory' somewhere more appropriate?

Taking Cris's position and running with it.

I think it well about time that you sat down and spent some time contemplating the situation. You have told us all that you have been banned from many forums - and have faced adversity everywhere you go. You can clearly see here that not one person agrees with you - several of them scientists in their own specific fields, and that seemingly nobody has ever agreed with you, (save for your own statement that you've met 1 or 2 that did). Give it some thought and you might come to the conclusion that it isn't them that are deluded, misguided, or 'untrained', but that it is you.

Or give it some thought and realize that scientists, in spite of their training, are lemmings like the untrained populace.

While I would disagree that the other arm just hangs there doing nothing, (although that would be something different for each individual), I am willing to accept it for now. The problem I see is that while constantly masturbating with one hand might, (and that's a serious 'might'), cause a slight difference between your hands and arms, I see no validity in stating that doing so will then cause blindness, loss of limbs and a person to turn gay.

I know. That is why you need me.

Where is the relevance to masturbating with your right hand and then changing sexuality as a direct result of that, or indeed losing your eyesight? You have unfortunately provided no mechanism that would cause eye trouble from hand excercise.

No I haven't. I made one stab at it. As I have told you many times before and as you have witnessed for yourself, there are 15 pages of junk, and maybe 5 or 10 real posts about the theory.

You did state that I, and probably every other human being on the planet,

Sloppy. Go back and check. I said you and the western medical establishment. If you were as smart as you believe, you would notice differences like that. In your zeal to attack, you overlook them. Then I have to expose them and show people how you are a sloppy thinker. Proving my claim you are unable to do science. Psychology is not science. If I was you, I would be asking you to leave the thread so that only people with expertise on the human body were allowed to participate.

I have given you the opportunity to provide me with an accurate understanding of the human body, but alas am still waiting.

Yes you are. You said you were leaving. Why would I post an explanation to someone that left?

For any of us to actually proceed, we need you to provide us with an accurate representation of the human body.

Sure. Since you are being you, I will give you the hard to understand explanation so that you can point and laugh at it. We began in the ocean as a single cell. Then we evolved into human beings. But, at some level, we are still a single cell creature. A single cell creature is a sack filled with fluid. If something happens to the fluid in the sack, that something affects the entire fluid. A human being is a fluid filled sack. If something happens to you on the inside, say to your penis, it happens to the totality of your inside. Just like the single cell you used to be way back before we evolved.

There. That is an honest explanation. You won't comprehend it so feel free to knock it about. I know what I mean. I know you will knock it about in frustration at not being able to see what I am getting at.

So what is stopping you? This is your theory happeh, nobody elses. Seemingly you're expecting everyone to just agree with it without you having to do any work whatsoever to reach that goal. I would have been vastly more impressed if you had have done this work before making the claims. Your various blogs are little more than openly promoted naivety and contain nothing of any substance to anyone. We can all hijack some pictures of a stiff penis from the internet, (although I can only question why anyone would want to).

See. This is the problem. You go to the blogs, dig around, then dismiss it. You have the same attitude with everything I say. You are back to your submission/dominance games. You do not explain why anything is untrue, you just wave your hand like a king, like a lord, and say it is all whatever it is you judge it.

Leave the science to us lab people. Go back to your books in the library and your coffee get togethers. The only reason they call you scientists is to be kind to you. You wouldn't know a test tube from a pipet.

What I would ask is that you take the time to draw up the human form - as you believe it to be. Provide detailed links to how the hand and penis are connected to eyesight and you'll find much less adversity on forums such as this one. I have even stated that I will do the work for you, so you clearly have nothing to lose.

I might, but I doubt it. There is no one I feel close to here. I do not believe anyone has a true interest. You will take what I say, wave your hand in that lordly way, and declare it meaningless like you always do. Besides. I could do all that work and put it in a book. Why do it for you for free? Especially when you do not really care.

Besides, if you had an imagination, what I have already told you provides the answer. You don't want to think, so you want me to spell it out for you.

I'm afraid I can't, because that is not an accurate representation of the human form. Regardless to what you think, we do not in any way, shape, or form, resemble the 'energiser bunny'.

What did I just say. You will take anything I say, wave your hand in that lordly way and dismiss it.

You know nothing of the human body other than you have to breathe, urinate and defecate. If you admitted that, then your lordly persona would be punctured and you would be revealed to be a regular guy just like the rest of us.

Guys. This man does not know squat about the human body. Trust him at your peril.

Trying to give me an accurate representation of the human body while referring to the energiser bunny is, well, ridiculous.

Sure the representation is one way of describing the human body. When you change your speciality from psychology, which is about the delusions of a cocaine addled drug fiend, to a field with more application to this subject, such as kinesiolgy, perhaps your lordly waving and pronouncements will have more weight.

Ok, so with overly exerted masturbation these cylinders change height. What mechanism then causes that height differential to cause blindness?

Take an egg and boil it. Peel the egg. Take a knife and cut away a slanted circular section from the top of the egg to somewhere on the midpoint of the egg on the outer circumference.

Does that egg look OK to you? It should look like someone took a nice neat ellipsoid and mutilated it so that it a big section is loped off.

The egg is your eye. The after egg is what the cylinder height change does to your eye.

 

[Happeh]

Insanity. If that does not scare you guys............

 

[Happeh]

Hey guys. I found just what you need. A thick, fat study full of annotations and contributing studies.

The study says that sexual activity physically changes the structure of the brain. I know that is not Happeh Theory, Masturbation makes you go blind. We are still verifiying that sexual activity will affect parts of the body other than the sex organs. Once we establish that fact, it should be easier to accept when I say you will go blind, or you will be crippled. If sex can affect your brain, then why not your eye or arm or leg?

The article is discussing homosexuality. You can ignore all of that if you want. They are saying homosexual behavior is associated with physical brain structure changes.

Since the release of LeVay’s study, other researchers have found that brain structures can change as a result of life experiences. In 1997, University of California at Berkeley psychologist Marc Breedlove released a study that showed that sexual activities of rats actually structurally changed aspects of the brain at the base of the spinal chord. “These findings give us proof for what we theoretically know to be the case - that sexual experience can alter the structure of the brain, just as genes can alter it,” Breedlove commented. “You can’t assume that because you find a structural difference in the brain, that it was caused by genes. You don’t know how it got there.” He also states that, “It is possible that differences in sexual behavior cause (rather than are caused by) differences in the brain.” (Pat McBroom, "Sexual Experience May Affect Brain Structure," Berkeleyan campus newspaper [University of California at Berkeley], 19 November 1997).

http://www.islamonline.net/english/Contemporary/2003/02/article01-2.shtml

 

[SnakeLord]

Didn't you get mad, stomp your foot, and promise to never speak to me again?

Not to my knowledge, although if you can show where anything like that happened..

Taking Cris's position and running with it.

Always so concerned about other people. Why?

Or give it some thought and realize that scientists, in spite of their training, are lemmings like the untrained populace.

I would have to disagree, unless of course you can provide something to back that statement up?

Sloppy.

Try reading my statement again. We'll put your error down to language barrier or something.

In your zeal to attack, you overlook them.

It's like the pot calling the kettle black. Kindly read my statement again, (a few times if you must), until you understand it. Of course, this whole issue is unbelievably pedantic, but nevermind. I understand it's what you do best.

Psychology is not science.

Ok.

If I was you, I would be asking you to leave the thread so that only people with expertise on the human body were allowed to participate.

And if I were you, I'd be booking myself some time with someone like me.

Yes you are. You said you were leaving.

I didn't say I was going anywhere. I provided the facts which ended the argument. There was nothing else that needed to be said. However, your inability to grasp that simple fact has meant this has continued for little apparent reason. Of course it's good to get further insight into your highly confused state of being. We've now moved on to the human body and how an accurate model of it resembles the energiser bunny. It's truly fascinating stuff.

Why would I post an explanation to someone that left?

You're only here for me? How sweet. happeh, it is your theory and your goal to teach other people about it, the explanation should have been on your very first post whether I was here or not.

A human being is a fluid filled sack. If something happens to you on the inside, say to your penis, it happens to the totality of your inside.

I'll certainly give you points for humour. Alas you haven't actually provided enough details. What is "something"? Give an example of what's happening on the inside which then causes blindness and loss of limbs.

I might, but I doubt it. There is no one I feel close to here.

Since when was science about feeling close to people?

Besides. I could do all that work and put it in a book. Why do it for you for free?

The voice of a true scientist.. Lol.

You know nothing of the human body other than you have to breathe, urinate and defecate.

Really?

Guys. This man does not know squat about the human body. Trust him at your peril.

Especially if I start comparing us to the energiser bunny, a hard boiled egg, a fluid filled sack, or claim that masturbation will make you go blind.

When you change your speciality from psychology, which is about the delusions of a cocaine addled drug fiend

You know, I never knew that.

The egg is your eye.

How is the egg your eye?

 

[Happeh]

Always so concerned about other people. Why?

Same reason you hurt people. It is who I am.

I would have to disagree, unless of course you can provide something to back that statement up?

Jeez. It is first thing in the morning and you are starting. My proof is that it is my opinion. If that is not enough, too bad.

And if I were you, I'd be booking myself some time with someone like me.

If I ever feel the desire to commit suicide, or I want to feel bad about myself, I will be certain to look you up.

I'll certainly give you points for humour. Alas you haven't actually provided enough details. What is "something"? Give an example of what's happening on the inside which then causes blindness and loss of limbs.

You don't have to be a jerk. You could ask me without the comments. Who cares what the something is? Why do I have to label all the somethings for you? Because that is how you establish dominance. Get people to do things for you. After awhile, what was once a courteous fulfilling of a request becomes an order from the master that must be fulfilled. All subconscious to the poor target person you are using your psychology training on to turn them into a slave.

Tension. That is all you get because you are snotty.

The voice of a true scientist.. Lol.

You are relentless. Like I said. The USA would pay you big money to torture people. You are missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

Really?

If I was you, I would make a smart comment and run with it. I don't want to be like you so I won't.

Especially if I start comparing us to the energiser bunny, a hard boiled egg, a fluid filled sack, or claim that masturbation will make you go blind.

You think you are being funny. I plainly said that I create these visual images to try and reach untrained people such as yourself. Since your life experience is limited to trying to destroy the minds of people who do not have the benefit of your training, I am forced to boil years of experience and learning into 1 or 2 pages of large print words and pictures. If you were trained about the human body, then I could speak to you in a more intellectual way that was not so patronizing.

You know, I never knew that.

No one cares if you know it. My point is to tell all the lemmings who have been convinced that things like you can help them. The TV does not say "Go to the psychologist, whose trainings consisted of studying the ramblings of a cocaine addled sex fiend. The TV only says "Go to a psychologist and pay money to be cured".

They should get you guys for false advertising. But then I guess the state's cut of your earnings is pretty respectable huh? Why shouldn't they let you destroy people or make them sick with the amount of taxes you must pay.

How is the egg your eye?

I am speaking to you because you are asking questions. If I begin to suspect you are asking a reasonable question at the end of each post only to get me to read the trash above, I will have to let you go again.

What shape is your eye? Ellipsoid

What shape is an egg? Ellipsoid

You do know what Ellipsoid means don't you? That is real science. Not talking about how someone's mother spilled milk on them and making up some stuff about how they need 10 sessions at $300 a session to help them understand why mom spilled milk on them.

 

[Happeh]

Hey snakelord. Since you are such an open, honest and helpful guy, what ethnicity and religion are you? What is the ethnicity and religion of your parents?

And don't think I didn't notice how you walked by and ignored the scientific study saying that a scientists suspected sexual activity changes the brain.

I know exactly how you work. You ignore anything that supports my position.

 

[Ophiolite]

You do know what Ellipsoid means don't you? That is real science.

Here is some more.
Squares have four sides.
2=1.9999999.

You still don't understand that psychology and psychotherapy and psychoanalysis and psychiatry are not the same thing, do you?

 

[SnakeLord]

My proof is that it is my opinion.

While you're entitled to it, I feel it warranted to at least point out the inherent problem with using "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence. I would ask that you take the time to learn what those words mean, and why you cannot use "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence, (edit: in the manner that you have done).

Who cares what the something is?

Well I dunno.. perhaps anyone that's asking you questions concerning your 'theory'? Indeed pretty much all anyone has asked of you is to explain what that 'something' is. The mechanism that causes blindness from fiddling with a bit of skin. 100 posts down the line and you still haven't managed it.

Why do I have to label all the somethings for you?

Duh.. It's your theory.

Get people to do things for you.

So you would rather me post your theory for you?

After awhile, what was once a courteous fulfilling of a request becomes an order from the master that must be fulfilled. All subconscious to the poor target person you are using your psychology training on to turn them into a slave.

Well, I could use my training to come to some kind of a conclusion as to why you always feel so under attack, and that people are trying to make you feel lower than them. We might aswell get it straight that I did not tell you to come here and start spouting your nonsense. I haven't forced you to do anything, but have merely asked that you back up your claims with some kind of evidence. It's quite amusing to see that anytime anyone asks for evidence you call them a hater, say they're playing dominance games and then go on to accuse all scientists, and most humans, as being lemmings. It's as simple as this: provide what is needed or don't.. I'd say most people here are far from caring now anyway. Do whatever it is you want to do Happeh.

Tension. That is all you get because you are snotty.

While we're being honest with each other I might aswell give you my medical opinion: I think you're homosexual. I think the detachment you feel from society is because of that homosexuality. I think the 'fight' against masturbation is because you feel guilty about the feelings you have - and so are doing your utmost to avoid your own penis, and make up bizarre ideas, (that you have come to truly believe), because you cannot face who you are. You clearly want to be accepted, but deep down know that is something you can never attain. Your only chance now is to try and find fame and fortune - which is so often a goal for those that want acceptance. You cling to 'oddballs' and weirdos because you feel you both have something in common, and fight against anyone you view as normal because 'normal' does not accept who you are.

This comes from several different things you have said and indeed from your various blogs. If you want to go into details let me know. If you consider me wrong that's also ok.. we haven't met or really spoken so it isn't as easy as it looks.

The USA would pay you big money to torture people. You are missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

If you consider torturing people as the 'opportunity of a lifetime', then fair enough. I personally don't.

You think you are being funny.

It's great isn't it? I repeat everything you said, and you consider it as humour. Amazingly enough so does everyone else. I am glad we have got that settled.

I plainly said that I create these visual images to try and reach untrained people such as yourself.

Then you are going about it the wrong way. I am a man of science.. telling me humans resemble the energiser bunny, hard boiled eggs and fluid filled sacks does not mean a whole hell of a lot. Why don't you pretend for one minute that the people here are trained, and talk in a manner you would do to trained people?

If you were trained about the human body, then I could speak to you in a more intellectual way that was not so patronizing.

my understanding of the human body might not be the best that's ever been seen, but suffice it to say, it is beyond that of thinking we resemble boiled eggs. Try again.

The TV only says "Go to a psychologist and pay money to be cured".

I suppose that's country dependant. In England we have no such ads.

Why shouldn't they let you destroy people or make them sick with the amount of taxes you must pay.

Maybe they should, but, (as a general rule), we're more interested in 'helping' people, and if you spent some time going over the paperwork you'd see that we do. Of course you're not the kind of person to accept what the paperwork says so how about you book a session and then you'll find out personally? I am obviously too much of a hater for you though, but there are many other people you could go and talk to. What have you got to lose?

What shape is your eye? Ellipsoid

What shape is an egg? Ellipsoid

O..k so where does masturbation fit into all of this?

You do know what Ellipsoid means don't you? That is real science.

Real science is knowing what ellipsoid means? Fair enough.

Not talking about how someone's mother spilled milk on them and making up some stuff about how they need 10 sessions at $300 a session to help them understand why mom spilled milk on them.

It's slightly more complex than that, but I forgive you.. you're 'untrained'.

Hey snakelord. Since you are such an open, honest and helpful guy, what ethnicity and religion are you?

English, caucasian, (although I prefer the term "a pinky mixture"), no religion. Born in Stepney, East London. Size 9 shoe, lager drinker primarily although I also enjoy wine and some spirits. 25 a day smoker, married to the sexiest woman in North London. Hobbies include fruit machines, theology, must admit I am partial to a bit of photography, and of course a long time player of Ultima Online. I dislike people that force religion on children, people that win on the fruit machine before I do and of course coffee ice cream.

How's that for open and honest?

What is the ethnicity and religion of your parents?

I am adopted so don't get confused when you see double.

Mother (biological): As far as I know currently a scientologist, caucasian English.

Father (biological): As far as I know currently a scientologist, (although from records was born a roman catholic), caucasian English.

Mother, (adopted): From what I can recall she's jewish, although simply by parental choice. Caucasian of Irish descent.

Father, (adopted): Also jewish, although again by parental choice. Caucasian Londoner.

As for my children - It always struck me as quite an odd thing. When I went to get my daughter's birth certificate the woman started asking questions: (name etc). Eventually she said: "what religion is your child?", to which I could only respond: "I dunno, ask her". I have never seen anything qute as strange as someone thinking they can state what their child does or does not believe in when it's under a week old. A curious affair.

Was that sufficient?

And don't think I didn't notice how you walked by and ignored the scientific study saying that a scientists suspected sexual activity changes the brain.

I haven't ignored anything. I would ask that you develop some form of patience. Posts with links generally take longer to respond to than other posts simply because there's an entire webpage to read. Relax.

 

[Ophiolite]

While you're entitled to it, I feel it warranted to at least point out the inherent problem with using "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence. I would ask that you take the time to learn what those words mean, and why you cannot use "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence. .

I think my credentials in deriding Happeh's nonsense are impeccable, so take this in a positive light. You really have left yourself open with the above.

He had no proof that would in anyway support his opinion.
In my opinion, before we should go any further, we should require some form of proof.
If proof is lacking, then opinion may suffice.

Three random sentences, demonstrating that you can place the words quite correctly in the same sentence. I trust this pre-emptive sanitary strike will prevent a similar salvo from Happy Daze.

 

[SnakeLord]

Interesting to note that all instances you used of "proof" and "opinion" in the same sentence actually negate each other, (in the absence of 'proof', 'opinion' becomes the only method) - which was indeed the point of my statement - which is thus: 'The proof is in my opinion', or some other similar tripe that Happeh used, is not valid.

In the context of discussion you'll see my statement stands. Admittedly I did neglect to go into the finer specifics, but I didn't honestly think anyone cared that deeply.

 

[Ophiolite]

I don't like to allow even an incidental chink to appear in a piece of ancillary armour when dealing with the likes of Happy Daze.
Also, I enjoy pedantry.