Masturbation is for Losers

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(Q) said:
A Primer on how the Human Body works = Happeh Theory: Book One ~~ Jalon Anderson

http://www.lulu.com/content/193251

You are a big penis: (Too funny)

http://youareabigpenis.blogspot.com/

And it gets funnier: Happehs secrets of life

http://happehsecretsoflife.blogspot.com/

Dragonball Z and real life:

http://dbzreallife.blogspot.com/


Thanks for doing PR for my book! I didn't know if a direct link worked. My other book is adult rated. You can only see it if you go to Lulu and change your preferences to Mature. It is a book on the masturbation stuff we are talking about.

Don't bother with the Big Penis Blog. I just deleted it.

I am leaving the secrets of life blog as is for now. I am pretty mysterious in there. I don't think the information will ruin you.

If you are interested in martial arts, you might enjoy the DBZ blog. DBZ is a child's cartoon. You might feel cartoons are beneath you.
 
Thanks for doing PR for my book!

So, you are actually here to solicit your books? That's against the TOS. You could be banned for that, as you've been banned from a number of other forums.

Don't bother with the Big Penis Blog. I just deleted it.

"I am having trouble with people. This blog has been deleted. Sorry one person ruined it for the entire internet."

So, you just now have deleted that blog merely because I posted a link to it here? Why don't you want anyone to read it?

I am leaving the secrets of life blog as is for now. I am pretty mysterious in there.

"Mysterious" is not the term I would use. Substitute for "obsessive." An obsession with penis' might explain your silly maturbation claims.
 
you might enjoy the DBZ blog. DBZ is a child's cartoon.

Yes, a childs cartoon, in which you created a blog, from a childs cartoon.

You might feel cartoons are beneath you.

Cartoons are great, wonderful, luv em!

And then I turned 11.
 
Sorry one person ruined it for the entire internet.

Not only is this utterly laughable, but you actually think people will believe it when they already know you're a kook?

And I presume you're refering to me, for which I'm deeply honored and flattered. But I wonder how one single person can have so much influence over the entire internet?
 
Happeh said:
I am beginning to tire of the constant yapping. Totally ignoring the visual evidence. Refusing to discuss the theories presented. Refusing to propose reasonable alternative theories.

You are very confused about what the word evidence means. You have no correlation to fact in your "evidence", only assumptions about the people you have pictures of.
maybe you could present some of the ideas from ayurveda or qi-gong that would lead someone in your direction instead of saying, "trust me".
What is your connection to ayurveda? How have you been trained?
You haven't really presented any specifics. The only thing I've seen so far is someone saying they have masturbated three times a day and suffered no apparent damage, and I personally consider that amount very excessive, so I am not too worried about going blind.
 
Happeh said:
You are personally attacking me. I use the word expert to indicate one with experience in a given field. What is the point in questioning my expertise? We have been over 20 times that I am the originator of this theory. It is impossible to find corroborative evidence because of the definition of the english word "originator".

I apologize for attacking you.

I see. You want evidence and proof, but you refuse to beleive the evidence of your own two eyes? You are well programmed.

Sorry, I'll talk to my programmer about it.

What makes you say this? It is not true in my experience.

Do you live by a seniors home or a hospital?

Blindness is not the goal. The goal is physical and mental weakness, and gayness.

Excessive masturbation can make people go gay later in life.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Excessive masturbation will make you a cripple with a bad arm and a bad leg. If you are in a fight with someone, you will automatically back down because you are physically crippled.

Excessive masturbation will cause mental deteriotion with many various symptoms. The need to hurt people. Wild and loud emotions. The person will usually become solitary and unfriendly. Their ability to think deteriorates.


Blindness, deafness, anxiety, hip replacement surgery etc? Those are all just extras they make money off of. After you make yourself sick, you go to the doctor and pay money to get fixed. They don't fix you. They can't. The problem is masturbation and it's effect. That has to stop and some kind of physical therapy needs to take place to try and correct things.

Just like plastic surgery, it is all a money making thing. The current practice of plastic surgery everywhere is not ethical medicine. It is a profit making endeavor that will leave a large percentage of those patients with health problems later in life. Instead of instructing people properly about health and life, they agree to butcher people because it is profitable.

It is really quite a system. Imagine you are the ruler of a colony of slaves. The slaves work and you get most of their money. You let them keep some of it so they do not revolt. What you do to get the rest of the money is you train them to be spenders for no reason. Then for the people that resist spending, you teach them to make themselves sick by lying about health practicies. After they get sick because they followed the lying advice, here they come to the health practice with a pocketfull of whatever money they may have left. Begging to be cured.

After taxes, the meaningless spending, and the health care costs, you have extracted 90% of the money you paid to the slaves back out of them. You have happy slaves working for you at 10% of the money they think they are getting paid.

Slaves are great. They are stupid. You can take advantage of them any way you want.

Ah, so now there's a conspiracy theory in this too.
 
Happeh said:
Experience. It is obvious to someone with experience. Just like a doctor sees illness that the untrained do not see. Someone goes to the doctor and finds out they have cancer. The patient didn't know, even though the cancer is in his body, because he does not have the training.

No. You only see the surface. You do not see what is underneath. That is my expertise. I keep saying expertise because that is what people want to hear. They want expert reassurance or a reassuring study. Maybe if I keep saying expert, it will slip into their programming and they will accept what I say.

LOL. From one jackass to another, okay.
 
Ah, so now there's a conspiracy theory in this too.

LOL!! You should had been here from the begining! Happ's claim is that the Jews are taking over the world, and that we are programed to "believe" that wacking one's meat is safe, but in (reality) is going to drive everyone blind, with weak limbs, and turn gay. As He so supports the (protocols of Zion) *his first post related to this BS*

I've been calling this guy an idiot from the begining, and he goes along and proves me right! :p :D

See I've been right all along, this wacko! is an idiot. The very first male picture that we saw, with all the flaws he described. That's him, he jacks off too much, should he know the symtoms so well. The pic, of the sex worker (so he claims) that's the only bitch that would screw this waco, (who else but a hooker would screw this idiot?)

We tried telling this numb-skull that pics, are not evidence for crap that he claims, we told him videos are no better, he thinks of himself as superior than anyone else, an "expert wacker observer" He can tell if you or I have been beating the pole by a single PIC. Wow! HOW impresive is that?. LOL :D

Godless
 
Happeh said:
That is too shallow. Why does it show interest?

It's directed attention. Generally speaking, men aren't particulary "deep" in that regard.

I posted a well known method used by the female dog to gain the male dogs interest. We know it is smell. What is the reason for the interest of the male in a head tilting female?

Because it shows the female is interested in them. Again generally speaking, that's reason enough.

Saying because it is human interaction is not an answer.

Obviously you're incorrect. It IS an answer. You're obviously deliberately jackassificating. Good for you then. If it's not deliberate, you're really missing something about you.

Otherwise we could say the dogs like each other because of dog interaction and stop there. Scientists didn't stop there. They went further and found out smell was the real reason.

Fine but irrelevant to the conversation. That there is a valid alternate explanation to the pose in the picture renders you pointless. Can you see that?

further. What is the real reason a head tilt is attractive to the male of he human animal.

For the point at hand, the "real reason" is irrelevant. There is another explanation for the poses in the pictures, so your explanation isn't relevant. Game over. Please insert coin.

Why? We are talking, and some say intelligent, apes.

For me thinking of us as "complicated apes" is much more applicable. Regarldless, 'why', has nothing to do with the point that you don't have a point.

See. You honestly have no idea. But you refuse to accept my idea.

LOL. You're squirrely. I like that.

What if I told you that I don't know exactly why an electron spins the way it does, though I might be able to bullshit my way thru it. Would you hire me as a chemistry instructor?
For my amusement, please explain why you think this is relevant.

Sure I have. You are refusing to admit it because it might affect you.

LOL. Right. Okay man, I apologize. I can't handle your wicked, reality squashing, massive, and entirely endowed truth. It's too much for my fragile ego. LOL. Do you always apply generalizations to individuals?

Anyone know anything about anthropology? I know just a smidge. I think it is a common thing to agree that science about human beings is very difficult because human beings will hide from the results if they are unpleasing.

I agree that it's common. However, I disagree that it's the case at hand. People also have a tendency to disagree with people deliberately jackassificating and drawing retarded conclusions from pictures without considering context. If you were correct, a simple scientific study would support your claims regardless of how you reached your conclusion. Since you can produce no such corroberation, I deduce you're simply trolling here for personal reasons, or you're a total whack job. Also, I suspect you're a sock puppet of one of sciforum's more prolific posters.

If people really did find out masturbation affected them, what would all the people who read that propaganda story about masturbation being good for the prostrate, and started masturbating every day, think? They would realize they had been hurting themselves for who knows how long.

Explaining the reality of this is simply too much effort for me at the moment, so fine, whatever you say.

Humans would rather lie than face the truth in that situation
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Failure to qualify that statement as a generalization is a failing oversight on your part.

That is why it interferes with the science. I think that is why I get so much resistance from people. Everybody masturbates. When they hear me say they are making themselves sick, their first instinct is to say no, then they slam the door on me so they can't here me say it anymore.

No, it's because you're a jackass. You demonstrate nothing compelling whatsoever, draw retarded conclusions from squat for evidence and moan about being shunned. I think you're an experiment in character for someone, you aren't a person, but a character in a person's mind who's intersted in seeing how people react to this character, mostly for kicks.

It is just like drugs or any other problem. Hide from it and continue, or face up to it and try to repair things.

But people don't want to know that cigarettes make them sick, and studies support the conclusions. Why don't studies support your conclusions? You put forth weak reasoning to support your claims when the reasoning is irrelevant. It either is or isn't and you can't show that it is. Boing.
 
in my opinion
anyone who makes a statement like "masturbation is the leading cause of death due to aids" is terribly misinformed.
anyone who knows about how aids is transmitted can see the flaw.
his theory isn't unique as he no doubt will find out with his web search.
i wonder how he knows that those people wack off.
do they tell him or does he watch.
 
i told him how he could convince me, you, this board, and the whole world.
still he rushes headlong into "his way"
i noticed the man doesn't like me very well and it's probably because i am living proof his theory is b.s.
i also found out he is teaching children this garbage, and for that well let's just say i wouldn't be pleased
 
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Happeh said:
James R said:
.. or it is a reflection caused by the reflective sheet used to illuminate that side of her face when the photograph was taken in a photographic studio.

Nope.

Incisive refutation there, Happeh. Well done.

My point stands. I am correct, and you are wrong.
 
(Q) said:
Thanks for doing PR for my book!

So, you are actually here to solicit your books? That's against the TOS. You could be banned for that, as you've been banned from a number of other forums.

Are you a woman? You act like one. You have just mimiced the exact set of actions that a woman on another forums went thru. She was unhappy with me so she went digging for things to hit me with. Just exactly like you are doing.

What is it like to be so devious and weak? To lose an argument or to become angry at someone, and to go around behind their back digging up stuff about them? That is scum behavior. Your brain can't handle a confrontation with happeh, so you try to sneak up behind him and hit him over the head when he is not looking.

(Q) said:
Don't bother with the Big Penis Blog. I just deleted it.

"I am having trouble with people. This blog has been deleted. Sorry one person ruined it for the entire internet."

So, you just now have deleted that blog merely because I posted a link to it here? Why don't you want anyone to read it?

Because I have dealt with your type of scum before. I can predict exactly how this will all play out. I have been thru it before. Exactly the same sequence of events.

(Q) said:
I am leaving the secrets of life blog as is for now. I am pretty mysterious in there.

"Mysterious" is not the term I would use. Substitute for "obsessive." An obsession with penis' might explain your silly maturbation claims.

See what I mean? I could send you to 5 different forums that have a person who acts just like you, posting exactly what you just did. People come in about 20 categories. That is it. There are liars. Angry people. Backstabbers. Friendly people. Fun people. Mean people. Losers. Intelligent people, stupid people. People obsessesed with details and reports. Weaklings. Cowards. Crazy people.

That is only 14. I got bored. As you grow older, you will find that every single person you meet fits on one of those categories. I have a book that says people are only 9 categories. Depends on how you think. You can go anywhere in the world, any country, any mix of men or women. You will never find anything but those 9 or 14 or 20 people.
 
cole grey said:
You are very confused about what the word evidence means. You have no correlation to fact in your "evidence", only assumptions about the people you have pictures of.

Here we go again.

cole grey said:
maybe you could present some of the ideas from ayurveda or qi-gong that would lead someone in your direction instead of saying, "trust me".

Naw. This is going nowhere. People are certain I am wrong. But they got no alternative. They want evidence, but they can only focus on the picture provided as evidence for 5 minutes.

cole grey said:
What is your connection to ayurveda? How have you been trained?
You haven't really presented any specifics. The only thing I've seen so far is someone saying they have masturbated three times a day and suffered no apparent damage, and I personally consider that amount very excessive, so I am not too worried about going blind.

Good for you. If you wish to talk about my theory, feel free to post a question or observation. I have heard the doubts a million times. I don't need to see them posted again and again and again.
 
Godless said:
LOL!! You should had been here from the begining! Happ's claim is that the Jews are taking over the world, and that we are programed to "believe" that wacking one's meat is safe, but in (reality) is going to drive everyone blind, with weak limbs, and turn gay. As He so supports the (protocols of Zion) *his first post related to this BS*

I've been calling this guy an idiot from the begining, and he goes along and proves me right! :p :D

See I've been right all along, this wacko! is an idiot. The very first male picture that we saw, with all the flaws he described. That's him, he jacks off too much, should he know the symtoms so well. The pic, of the sex worker (so he claims) that's the only bitch that would screw this waco, (who else but a hooker would screw this idiot?)

We tried telling this numb-skull that pics, are not evidence for crap that he claims, we told him videos are no better, he thinks of himself as superior than anyone else, an "expert wacker observer" He can tell if you or I have been beating the pole by a single PIC. Wow! HOW impresive is that?. LOL :D

Godless


I am laughing. I feel good that I gave you the opportunity to post all those adjectives. I can literally see you jumping out of your seat with joy as you type "Idiot! Waco!"

Happy New Year. I am glad I could be of service to you.
 
wesmorris said:
Obviously you're incorrect. It IS an answer. You're obviously deliberately jackassificating. Good for you then. If it's not deliberate, you're really missing something about you..

You don't think too good do you? If you don't understand what I said, there is no hope for you.

wesmorris said:
Fine but irrelevant to the conversation. That there is a valid alternate explanation to the pose in the picture renders you pointless. Can you see that?

Why does an alternate answer mean I am pointless? 3 is an alternate answer to 2 + 2. Does that mean that 4 is pointless because it is the correct answer?

wesmorris said:
No, it's because you're a jackass.

You and godless ought to start an act. You can tag team anyone that shows up with a new idea. Godless calls them idiot and you call them jackass. You really like that word huh?


God you are a loser. Thank you for showing me that now before I wasted any more time and energy on you.
 
James R said:
Incisive refutation there, Happeh. Well done.

My point stands. I am correct, and you are wrong.

Well it was fun. You guys taught me a good lesson. I came here because it said scientists. Many of you have declared yourselves to be adult men. Some of you claim employment in the science field.

Not a one of you is any better than the rabble at Yahoo. This is the second science forums I have attended where the people are no different than Yahoo rabble.

At the first science forums, the mod posted a little experiment thing and made a conclusion. Sort of like I tried to do. Being a scientifically thinking person, I took his experiment apart and showed him where and why it was wrong.

The same process you all were supposed to learn in the first year of college.

He acted just like you guys. Instead of thanking me for exposing the flaws in his argument, he attacked me personally. When I told him he was angry with me because I had publicly destroyed his experiment in front of the forums membership, and that he was mad I had shamed him in front of everyone, he banned me.

Scientists. Most of you are a joke. I am shaking my head and my heart is literally sinking to my stomach as the reality of it sets in. The only diffeerence between you and the rest of the internet bozo's is you had enough money to pay for a degree. Otherwise, you all sound exactly alike.

You are all certain you are experts in a subject you never heard of until I brought it up.
 
Happeh said:
Are you a woman? You act like one. You have just mimiced the exact set of actions that a woman on another forums went thru. She was unhappy with me so she went digging for things to hit me with. Just exactly like you are doing.

What is it like to be so devious and weak? To lose an argument or to become angry at someone, and to go around behind their back digging up stuff about them? That is scum behavior. Your brain can't handle a confrontation with happeh, so you try to sneak up behind him and hit him over the head when he is not looking.

Sounds like you're saying women are scum.

Anyway, you didn't answer my question. Do you live by a hospital or seniors home, because that would explain why you seem to see a lot of blind and neck-challenged people.
 
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