Jokes and Funny Stories II

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23pm train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11pm one.”
 
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”
 
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ajanta

ajanta: Hey kuba kaba ! I think you hate human.....soimages-289.jpeg
hate is wrong............but tumblr_nh8pjnjSwQ1u6djz6o1_400.pngLove is enough:D
 
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kuba kaba

kuba kaba: 11083791354_fd96e1a7a0_o.jpgBeam sailing:D Am I right ajanta ?:D

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ajanta

ajanta: But apes/monkey have beam only but not sail:D
 
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kuba kaba

kuba kaba: No, I can't say 'wellcome' because images-187.jpeg
one or two eyes of front are ok but eight eyes of front are all irrelevant:D
 

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ajanta

ajanta: Hey, kuba kaba ! I think you don't like the son of spiderman. You should like the bubbling babyimages-77.jpeg
:D
 
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kuba kaba

kuba kaba: Hey ajanta ! Which is chicken of this photo images-14.jpeg?:D:D

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ajanta

ajanta: Are you vegetarian ? So you don't know chicken, I see !

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kuba kaba

kuba kaba: But ,are u vegetarian too ?:D

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ajanta

ajanta: Let me f....k alone, kuba kaba !!
 
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