Jokes and Funny Stories II

[ajanta]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was weak, and another monkey kicked him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

chu chu

chu chu: No, he was not weak, nobody kicked him, and hewas not dead too. He was my brother PEE POO. He was drug addicted because he loved girls but never got them. So he is dead after fall.

 

[ajanta]

Hey ! More monkey jokes please !!

 

[ajanta]

Hey ! More monkey jokes please !!

chu chu

chu chu: No, no more monkey jokes ! Do you like human jokes haah ?

Do you know humans have bad teeth of bad quality ! I don't wanna show those ugly teeth you know ! We never brush up our teeth but look at Pi koo koo

pi koo koo

So what the hell about your teeth without brush up ?


ajanta

ajanta: I think germs hate monkey teeth.


chu chu

chu chu: Germs hate toothpaste also, We need not toothpaste because we have not bad quality. Now look at Taa taa

Taa taa


ajanta

ajanta: Oh ! What a quality ! Is it good quality ?


chu chu

chu chu: Yes, it is good quality, because his father was Tarzan and mother was monkey.

 

[ajanta]

Taa taa

Taa taa: No more monkey jokes that i agree but a question...hey boo boo, I think you are very wise ape of all monkeys and apes. So the question is, Am i monkey ?


Boo boo

Boo boo: No, May be you are a MANkey but not monkey, because your father was Tarzan and mother was monkey. And no more questions ok ! Leave me alone.

 

[ajanta]

Chu chu

chu chu: Thank you boo boo ! I would be happy if Taa taa was drug addicted and if he was dead. I hate this item.


Boo boo

boo boo: I'm sorry chu chu ! I don't wanna know what was your brother, why he is dead and I don't think about taa taa, I like and love all...dogs, monkeys hen, cock, birds....all ok ! So leave me alone.

doo doo

doo doo: What ?! You love all ? LOVE !? Tarzan loved a monkey so the item taa taa is created. What the fishy ape you are !

loo loo

loo loo: Thanks doo doo ! I saw some flying dogs and I think some dogs and birds making love in the jungle so the flying dog is created.

boo boo

boo boo: It's not flying dog loo loo ! It's bat. Just go and do your home work that try to get fruits from tree faster than others.

 

[Truck Captain Stumpy]

Just heard this one and had to share it

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Q: What did Orion say to the Big Dipper?

A: Nothing. They're constellations and therefore incapable of conversation. Idiot.

ROTFLMFAO

 

[ajanta]

 

[ajanta]

loo loo

loo loo: 2 members replied after Apr 5 again, so are they gonna make monkey joke again


boo boo

boo boo: Don't worry about it! I think they are not gonna do it again.

 

[ajanta]

loo loo

loo loo: No boo boo ! You are not wise but stupid.... because a member 'RJBeery' using your photo as his profile photo and another member 'Enmos' did it too but I'm not gonna show this photo...and a very good member 'ajanta' already used many photos of monkey.


boo boo

boo boo: Oh my God!! I'm sorry loo loo ! I think you did over-homework.

 

[ajanta]

loo loo

loo loo: Hey boo boo ! They are not making only Monkey jokes but other animal jokes too.


boo boo

boo boo: what are you talking about loo loo ?


loo loo
loo loo : Look at this pix boo boo


boo boo

boo boo: Oh my god ! Do you think it is good dog ?

loo loo
loo loo: It is a fake photo!

boo boo
boo boo: No, you don't know well about pet dogs.

loo loo
loo loo: Ok ! But how those pet dogs knew about this kind of things Dogs have invented those ?

boo boo
boo boo: Who gave you this pix !?

loo loo

loo loo: Dog's best friend

 

[ajanta]

chu chu

chu chu: Hey boo boo ! there are many kind of humans you see ? African, Japaneees .......etc.


boo boo

boo boo: We have many kind of monkey too !


chu chu

chu chu: Yes, boo boo !


china monkey


Africa monkey


negro monkey
and .......
.....
........
..........many more....


doo doo
doo doo: No, chu chu ! Look at the pix

it's not monkey.........you know !


chu chu
chu chu: Sorry doo doo ! I'm really sorry ! It's a fun photo, so I thought that it's monkey and it seems monkey... to me ..


doo doo
doo doo: What !! Fun photo looks like monkey to you. Fk off chu chu !!

boo boo

boo boo: I know the ugly face
It's Einstein and i hate this item.


loo loo

loo: But why you hate Einstein boo boo ?


boo boo

boo boo: Because he proved that we are stupid you know !


loo loo

loo loo: Oh yes boo boo ! we live on tree so our life-clock will tick faster than humans on ground. But i think it doesn't matter because there are many humans live on buildings those are higher than tree.


boo boo

boo boo: So i think, we should live on the ground but not on tree.


loo loo

loo loo: No boo boo ! You know only about Einstein's relativity but not my theory of relativity. If we live on ground and leave tree then our life-clock will tick more faster than higher gravitational potential you know...!


boo boo

boo boo: I think you drunk enough again !


loo loo

loo loo: There are many big cats all around the ground level you know boo boo ! It's about big cats- gravitational potential And leopard area is most important you know ! So there are no higher or lower potential


chu chu

chu chu: Oh my god ! You became Einstein loo loo !

And i think if we run fast on ground or on tree to tree in leopard area then our life-clock will tick slower and we will live long.


loo loo

loo loo: No, chu chu ! I'm not Einstein but Monkeystein


doo doo

doo doo: Hey loo loo ! You and Einstein have same hair style....

 

[ajanta]

Kuba kaba

Kuba kaba: Hey Monkeystein ! Come here ! What kind of life-clock are you talking about ? And what potential eh ?


Kho kha

Kho kha: Hey Monkeystein !! Do you see my middle finger ? There are no big cats but small cats. It's my RELATIVITY

 

[ajanta]

loo loo

loo loo: No, Kuba kaba ! I can't come to you because if I do that, then my life-clock will tick more faster you know And you are a scientific stupid also.

Hey kho kha ! When you were a baby then those small cats were big cats


khu kha

khu kha: Hey Monkeystein ! Whhen i was a baby then my father and mother were not baby you know Now do you see my midd.............


loo loo

loo loo: No, khu kha ! I don't see your middle finger. Did you see your middle finger, when you were a baby and without your mother , father eh??


khu kha

khu kha: Sorry Monkeystein!!! You are correct ! Now I should see my own middle finger.

 

[ajanta]

 

[ajanta]

 

[Billy T]

I re-watched movie "philadelphia story" on TV. On his death bed, the AIDs sick lawyer asked the lawyer you won the compensation case for him:
What do you call a 1000 lawyers, chained together at the bottom of the sea?
I don't know.
A good start.

 

[ajanta]

 

[ajanta]

 

[ajanta]

Kuba kaba

Kuba kaba: Hey ajanta? You have bloody Monkeyphrenia you know

 

[krash661]

and because it felt like heaven when i was doing it.