Jokes and Funny Stories II

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[sculptor]

Abengoa

 

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and ........

 

[ajanta]

But it is not joke. It is an alien.

 

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[ajanta]

Abengoa

Aogneba

sculptor likes this.

 

[sculptor]

interesting twist

 

[ajanta]

All members hate this.

 

[ajanta]

scientist..ELECTRICITY DEPARTMENT

Student..ELECTRICITY DEPARTMENT.

Professor..ELECTRICITY DEPARTMENT.

 

[ajanta]

Please ! Like my fun/jokes

 

[ajanta]

ABOUT ELECTRICITY
by scientist of ELECTRICITY DEPARTMENT.

-1. Your body can conduct it but it does not conduct you



0. It can make you a holy ghost after or before death


1. It can make a baby pissed off :

Scientist

 

[ajanta]

chu chu

chu chu : What you are thinking boo boo ?


boo boo

boo boo : It' s about natural selection, and this bloody selection made them humen but we are still monkey now !??


pee poo

pepe poo : Look at me boo boo ! It' s about a little bit of artificial selection, and i think the medical science of their ugly heads can make us humen because girls are nice you see ?

 

[ajanta]

pee poo : Look at me boo boo ! ...........make us humen because girls are nice you see ?


boo boo

boo boo : No way ! I think they are not gonna do thir because they want more monkey than humen for their zoo, you see ?


loo loo and a baby

loo loo : Yes boo boo, you are correct. Humen are not good. They are selfish...and it is another kind of fish because do you think this baby is gonna give me the banana ? No boo boo ! They have bloody skull, so they make zoo for us too.


chu chu

chu chu : Oh my god ! So we should try to be polite monkey.

 

[ajanta]

chu chu : Oh my god ! so........monkey.


boo boo

boo boo :


pee poo

pee poo : Thank you chu chu, If we can be polite then they will choice us as pet animals and then we can get girls.


boo boo

boo boo : No way ! Do you wanna jump in ocean to eat shark ? Humen are more curious to curiosity and animal sex than you


pee poo

pee poo : So, Now i'm wating for the moment to say them 'WELLCOME TO JUNGLE' and I will see them also.


doo doo

doo doo : NO WAY ! Because OLD IS GOLD you know ! Bear gl is trying to make everybody as Tarzan

 

[ajanta]

More jokes please !!

 

[Daecon]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

 

[Truck Captain Stumpy]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

LOL
i heard the same joke except it was "why did the baby..."
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Q- what do you call a dog with no legs?

A- it doesn't matter. it won't come when you call it anyway
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[ajanta]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was weak, and another monkey kicked him