Rain is tears of god . Jeeze laweeze . It cries for you so you can eat the bounty of the earths goodness . Don't you have any respect for the world you live on ? It is your Home you know ! Your not a space alien are you ?
I always wanted to think that I was an Alien. I used to think when I was young that I was adopted by my mother, because they found me, on a space ship left behind for us by aliens from a different planned. And when I felt real bad about everything, I would talk to my real parents, my real family in the skies, heh.