Wait... let me try:
God is, umm... Big but Small, Green but Pink, Nice but Mean, A Dick but Cool, Unchanging but Ever Changing, Does Stuff but Dosen't Do Stuff, Has an Anus but Dosen't Have an Anus, Eats Chips but Dosen't Eat Chips...
Help me out here, I'm trying to categorize everything god is/isnot simultaneously in an attempt to bring some order to this mess.
God is, umm... Big but Small, Green but Pink, Nice but Mean, A Dick but Cool, Unchanging but Ever Changing, Does Stuff but Dosen't Do Stuff, Has an Anus but Dosen't Have an Anus, Eats Chips but Dosen't Eat Chips...
Help me out here, I'm trying to categorize everything god is/isnot simultaneously in an attempt to bring some order to this mess.