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[draqon]

looked at the chinese and made silly expressions

. The chinese in rage started approaching the naked westerners...However the westerners knew the dragon style of kung-fu combined with jitsu

focus (from www.bilang.com), with couple of swift movements the chinese were on the run

from the new martial artist of Beijing that they...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

... thought that maybe it wasn't so bad at home. They jumped into their tunnel and emerged on the other side of the planet. Followed closely by 1 billion chinese. Not all chinese came because some were staying home to boil rice. This massive displacement of people caused the earth to shudder resulting in ...

 

[tablariddim]

Everybody tripping over and braking their ankles, consequently the hospitals were inundated with

 

[spuriousmonkey]

1 billion chinese complaining about their rice getting cold at home in chinese inundating the translator service, which as a consequence went on a full strike. At the same time The leader of North korea was on the phone with the white house, but unfortunately no translator could be found. The message was recorded and later analysis showed that it said ...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...."I surrender!" Unfortunately no-one could tell wether it was the White House or North Korea who had offered to surrender, so the only logical course of acton was to...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

nuke north korea, Iran and cuba. Done with the job the american president...

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....accidently tripped down the stairs while choking on a pretzel and ....

 

[draqon]

the world was relieved of...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...the greatest, most honourabe, trustworthy, reliable, noble...

 

[draqon]

...little bush dwelling cockroach, tyrant, mass-killer, pretzel-choker, republican ass whooping ...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

homosexual american who ever lived. That said his love for goats was...

 

[draqon]

...as his love for monkeys...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...was: indescribable. Just then a lighting bolt struck the corpse and he came back to life. Fortunately the brain damage sustained was not noticbile, so he was able to continue.....

 

[draqon]

his "work", if it was really work that he did all these previous years during his presidency...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

make prank phone calls to Kim Jong-il while masturbating with Johnson's baby lotion. However his knob was very raw from all the yanking the yankee so he...

 

[draqon]

...just thought to look were he as a man stands in the graph of the yankee's sizes, apparently the figure did not include under 0.5", so he...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Ordered the invasion of Iran. That should teach god to taunt the president of the United States of Africa. He called Dick Cheney and said....

 

[draqon]

..you're a dick in chains ....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....and "Operation Fuck-Them-All has been initiated: We are to liberate the People of Iran (by killing them) and Nuke them (for trying to get Nukes) and terrorise them (for suporting terrorism) and Invade them (for being aggressive)." Cheney, who was in the middle of strangling his daughters' girlfriend, said...

 

[spuriousmonkey]

just a sec, i haven't come over her face yet and I'm trying the new 'cum 500% more volume pills'. Then Dick said ARRRGGGHHh,...and the president heard the sounds of yoghurt splashing against a pig's butt or a young girls face. Dick asked, 'how is this going to make me richer?. The president...