....a big pile of stinking manure. They asked the chinaman standing next to the manure pile what kind of manure it was. 'panda manure of course', he said in Queens english. Panda manure was the best body lotion in the world so they started rubbing themselves all over with the manure. 'haha...funny white people, i make joke. it is diarrhea pile from local hospital. haha', said the chinaman now in broken english. They ran for a nearby pool. 'haha', said the chinaman, 'that is piss from hospital'. They....