...said "Well Prick, er I mean Cock, er DICK DICK!. Sorry. Well Dick, Iran apparently has oily black stuff, I can't rememeber what it's called. Anyway we can have it instead of them. Whadda think Dick?" Penis replied ....
to whuch Georgie replied: "Can't we get the old gang together again? I mean things haven't been the same since BUSH, DICK and COLON weren't together". Just then Condi walked in and revelaed herself to be....
decaying. Scientists predict the levees could break, resulting in severe anal leakage and millions of people drowned or displaced. The missile hadn't gone off for some reason, so Condi...
....which was just great because these days all you see are regularnovas. Then everyones' attention drew to focus on something in the distance, growing larger as it grew near. To everyones' horror it was....
another planet that looked exactly like earth! A prophet named Tim wasn't doing well in the street as he was fairly new at all this end of the world stuff. Hordes of....
But then the matrix finally rebooted and our hero loaded up a sex module. He blinked his eyes and when they were open again he saw 500 gorgeous naked women, all very wet and willing. He moved forward and...
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