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So...I guess it's not the end huh. Ok then....carry on.

He moved forward and...... when he was about to plunge into deep space 9, oops, I mean 500. He soon discovered that the women were new plastic toys that had fallen into his massive toilet where he can usually be found having..................
 
a chocolate glazed donut while discussing the nerve of the creator to try and suddenly end the story as if he was the alpha and omega of an internet thread, the creator should realize that .....
 
...there is only one creator. In the beginning, God created the Earth, Sky and Heavens. And that was his first mistake. His next blunder was to create man. Not content with the fuck-up, he proceeded to....
 
make a woman. That wasn't enough yet. Then he made america. To make an end to his mistakes he gave the world nuclear weapons. He wished....
 
....he would be around when the fireworks went off, but Mrs God was calling from the garden; and he knew what a slave driver SHE was. So he pressed the pause buttin and.....
 
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....he would be around when the fireworks went off, but Mrs God was calling from the garden; and he knew what a slave driver SHE was. So he pressed the pause buttin and.....
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noticed he accidently pressed the power off button. Ah well, he thought, it was time for clean install anyway and he formatted his harddrive and installed linux. All within 2 milliseconds. Mrs. God was still upset for the delay though and whipped him with lucifers whip. Were you looking at earth porn again filthy old man!!! She...
 
...then vowed that unless he stops playing those "violent" games that let you rain fire on cities, and wreck havoc on unsuspecting humans, She will leave Him forever. God stood up to Her, and said "Actually bitch! I......
 
....he concentrated his power, and by Allah He created the Big Bang. Fox News was nearby and they reported the event a terrorist attack, initiated by Islamofacists. Thankfully there were....
 
lefties around who distributed food packages to the starving children. They were the first to die in the crossfire between redneck mercenaries known as the US army and...
 
.....the peasants with sharp sticks and rubber bands. Just then a B2 stealth bomber flew over and dropped a large consignment of hand woven......
 
this was actually taken place in switserland, the country with the most banks per square kilometer in the world and a subsidized bankrobber syndicacy. The police arrived quickly to end ...
 
.....their alliance with the bankrobbers, and decided to round them all up and shoot them at dawn. Unfortunately the Earth stopped spinning and so the Sun never came up. This amazing miracle proved that God....
 
is a real asshole. Because the earth stopped spinning suddenly everybody was launched forward and fell of the planet. Up in heaven god was laughing and ...
 
..then fell silent. He realised that he had no friends, and causing suffering was the only way he knew how to hide from the truth. He longed for a companion, so one day he pretended to be human and came down to Earth. Unfortunatly he was arrested by the CIA and imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay. One day while in his cell he got a visitor, who introduced himself as....
 
Lucifer. God said you are not lucifer, you are GW Bush! Yes, I am Bush and I am lucifer. WHoooaahahaha! And then two goons came in and started to torture god. God was...
 
...killed. Yes that's right, the impossible had happened. "Whoops!" said Bush, "aww, geezzz..er...." he mutterred. Not only was the universe doomed, but so was the afterlife. Heaven heated up to 1 million degrees and Hell reached 2 degrees above absolute zero. It seemed all was lost, but then suddenly in walked....
 
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...killed. Yes that's right, the impossible had happened. "Whoops!" said Bush, "aww, geezzz..er...." he mutterred. Not only was the universe doomed, but so was the afterlife. Heaven heated up to 1 million degrees and Hell reached 2 degrees above absolute zero. It seemed all was lost, but then suddenly in walked....
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...God! He said, " I've written the program for this game and I have an unlimited number of lives. You however...
 
....are a virus, that needs deleting. But Lucifer copied himself, over and over again, and moved to the western continent on the northern hemisphere, and called it.....
 
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