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because someone pulled the plug on the matrix. The matrix operator panicked. His boss would kick his ass for being so incompetent. In desperation he...
 
ordered a load of bunsen burners from BunsensRUs.com, then realised that his course of action was silly and highly inappropriate. So he...
 
excessive masturbation. But she didn't listen and now she rubbed her mangina so hard her little penis had fallen off. She wept for the loss and then decided to become ...
 
sex. For the day came and she realized that her life was all but a sin and became a nun on a planet somewhere in the vicinity of Beetlejuice. One day thou a lone starship trooper was carassing space on the big ship of his and came across the lone planet nun was on ...
 
Their eyes met and they were in love. The starship trooper laid down a playmat and they shat and pissed on each other, in between sex, for over 46 hours. The starship trooper's phone rang. It was...
 
realized that he was sleeping and it was 6 in the morning and he had to attend an important meeting in 2 minutes. The sleazy dream he had was caused by the need to visit the restroom. As soon as he managed to relieve himself, he promptly went back to sleep in a time reduced hibernation mode that span for 15 seconds but felt as 14 hours of sleep.
 
He awoke, feeling refreshed. He hopped into his ship to travel to the meeting. His greed played a major part in his downfall though, as his decision to masturbate whilst driving....
 
take a shit on the floor. "What the fuck are you doing?!" he exclaimed. She replied...
 
...I am picking up SHIT on the floor, the document of SHIT "Secure Heavens in Technology" company papers fell. His wife without hesitation performed a fella...
 
....BANG! the car crashed into a lampost. The fuel tank exploded. Flames spread to a nearby tree, which burned furiously. Then it fell, and landed on a house, which collapsed and caused a gas leak. Flames spread to other houses, and ignited the forest nearby. The fires burned day and night, spreading to the outmost corners of the country, and eventually the whole continent was on fire. Huge plumes of smoke blocked out the sun, and killed all life on Earth. Except, of course, the..............
 
...this was a show on a tv inside the car. Finished with the wife's duty, she leaned back on the chair and gasped full breath of air so intense was the action. They arrived at the consulate only to find that...
 
Electronic Child Molestor Man, who was given supernatural powers when he fell into a vat of Johnson's Baby Oil, was guarding the door. Electronic Child Molestor Man.....
 
...had of course nothing to do with this story as the whole earth destruction thing was just a show...Meanwhile they arrive to a consulate only to find that...
 
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