When i say i will Join , it means i am in. If someone dont like me, i will make sure he goes.
Dear Singularity,
Thankyou for submitting your application to join the Illuminati.
As you know, there are only a certain number of posts available in our organization at any given time. Openings are either 'grandfathered' in as senior Officers experience their final molt before being returned to Alpha Centauri, or are transferred back to fight the insurrection on Zebulon Prime, or are executed by their immediate supervisors for actual or perceived failures in the execution of their duties, or just to make a point.
We therefore regret to inform you that we have selected from among the other candidates for the position in our Organization. Your dossier unfortunately lacks several core subjects considered essential for Illuminati Overlordship, including: Creatively Demonic Finance, Basic Human Social Skills and Advanced Tinfoil Hat Weaving. Our decision was a difficult one: there were many very diabolically clever, evil and/or insane candidates for the position and the fact of your consideration suggests a commendable degree of lunacy on your part.
We thank you for your interest in the Illuminati and we wish you great fortune in all future bids to join a world-dominating organization. Please eat this message.
Sincerely,
GeoffP
Lizardoid UnderCommander (2B)