I know. I know. My hand is up.
It was really a dark matter photon torpedo shot from the planet Porno by the evil Emperor Wanker.
No. It was a bunch of tiny self imploding nuclear weapons.
No. I got it now. It was weapons called high frequency energy dispersion blazers.
No. This is for real now. It was plasma rifles in the 40W range carried by a team of terminators.
LOL...while the sad thing about your post...there are some troofers who REALLY believe energy beams from space, and mini nukes were really used.
I personally blame the Kebler elves in a an attempt to corner the chocolate chip cookie market.