Oli said:
Errm okay. As for deer feeding (it's all wrong anyway - I know what deer eat and when. They eat the expensive junk they sell to kids for deer and they eat until mum and dad run out of money) there's full taxonomy of foodstuffs etc. And the minutiae are agreed upon by the guys who that sort of thing - and the overall pattern is tracked (I assume, not something I've thought about). Deer ALWYS eat this, SOMETIMES eat this, NEVER eat this, WILL eat this if X isn't available, etc.
Yes and no - deer are sometimes examined in the face of limited possibilities for feeding. What might they eat if they had a fuller range of foodstuffs? Who knows? Deer lick salt from roadsides, which is something no nutritionist thought they'd do until a few years ago.
And someone else can go out and validate or invalidate the findings. Someone who published that deer type Z ONLY eat plant type B can immediately be exposed as a fraud by one contradictory observation, someone who claims that deer NEVER eat can be shown a fraud with minimal thought (I hope!) etc. etc.
Or perhaps the rarity of the observation might provide false assumptions about the nature of deer feeding. Deer might eat very strange stuff indeed when we're not looking - birds, for instance. Do deer eat birds?
UFOlogy is all contradiction - it has no taxonomy, no "common ground" (every damn UFO book I've ever read disagrees with every other on nearly everything, shape, method of propulsion, construction material, manoeuverability (one book claims they can ONLY turn in 15 degree increments
) up to and including the idea that "they're from out there"). Where to start? Why bother?
Where to start! Why to bother! Good lord, man! - it's the unknown! The great blackness beyond! The place on our maps that says "Dragones lyve heare - goe ye nae farther"! The place that asks the questions:
"Are we alone in the universe?"
and:
"Can I get funded for this radiotelescope?"
The ultimate answer to existence, the universe and everything! Assuming you reject the otherwise reasonable answer of "42".
Or perhaps it's less significant than that.
Anyway, the point is that it's a very interesting question to me and a variety of other people.
Now, IF aliens were indeed 'real', we would indeed be stuck wondering what in hell they were, precisely, and I imagine the only question we could answer would be that they were from "out there...somewhere". But - if they are real - this wouldn't be an unacceptable hypothesis at the moment. Without capturing an alien craft (and subjecting THEM to alien probes for a change! see how they bloody like it!) and accepting visual evidence (or even landing evidence, if you like) we'd necessarily be forced to say
"Well, they're probably not from here, but we don't know where they're from. That's all we know. Can we get more funding in this round please?"
This wouldn't be at all different from how 'primitive' societies (meaning no insult to those of you from primitive societies; i.e. Australia) would view the arrival strange caravels from Europe. They would see a great thing floating on the water - as if "hovering" there! - making strange noises - a bizarre creaking and flapping sound - with giant white rectangular shapes - some strange new propulsive system that makes use of local physical forces, no doubt - and people wearing strange stretchy clothing and bizarre suits of metal. Those seeing it might well be scoffed at by other tribesmen -
"They did what to you, Slippery Anus?" [cringe] "BWAHAHAHA!"
- but their primitive (apologies to Australians) descriptions would suit their abilities to describe the phenomenon. They might suppose any number of things about the inhabitants of these strange, disturbing craft, all (unlikely) or none (much more likely) of which might be true.
(Actually the above comparison vis-a-vis alien visitation makes me a little nervous, if only for the reason that shortly after the strange metal-wearing visitors appeared, people got repressed. Doesn't bode well. If you're not here for something, then why did you drop in? You want our
what?)
Personally, I'd much much rather be in that field than the one I'm in now. The opportunity to really get after a difficult question, a possibly unsolvable one!! Now THAT's something I could really get into. Genetics is deadly dull. Too bad there's no money in it. Ah well. Let's face it though: if we're handing out money for radiotelescopes in the search for extraterrestrial life and sending out probes and radio signals, we should probably be checking the front door to see if anyone's dropped by yet.
Little green man: "Hello? I got your message. Anyone home?"
Us: "Can't you see we're busy searching for extraterrestrial life? Sod off, you non-existent little gits."
You forgot about the limited edition re-issue for retro-style rich boy collectors, check your latest catalogue.
Well who cares what toffs drive? I vastly prefer the Type 8A with the -7100s BC fins. Who says last decimillenium has gone out of style?
[A subnote - apologies for the anal probing humour.
Of all the things that I could potentially accept about aliens and their quirky little ways, I have to admit that I would utterly reject the notion that anyone has been anally probed by any alien for any reason. I don't want to offend anyone, but it seems a little more likely that it's a manifestation of subconsious homosexual angst. Anyway, it's my understanding that all possible increases in scientific knowledge to be gained from anal probing have already been collected in Australia - Geoff]