The travelling twin not only lives to see his brother long dead and buried, he returns to an Earth around 230 years in the future, while he and his clock have only aged both biologically and mechanically by 12 months.
I dug this one up from years ago. I see my language improved but the content is still 100%, as usual!!
The Rocket Ship
Twin brothers are standing next to each other on Earth. One brother is showing the other brother his new rocket ship. He says "this baby will go from 0 to 93,000 miles per second (.5c) in one second." He explains to the brother that an acceleration rate of 93,000 miles/sec^2 is the rate of change of velocity. If an object's initial velocity is zero, and the object accelerates (thrusts) at the rate of 93,000 mi/sec^2 for one second, one second later the object will have traveled a distance of 46,500 miles, and will be traveling at the velocity of 93,000 mi./sec.
The brother says, "cool, can I take a spin?" The other brother says, "no problem." The brother immediately jumps into the rocket, ready to go. The rocket ship has on board data acquisition systems that will record the exact distance traveled per time interval, and a state of the art time device. The ship also has a accelerometer that records the acceleration of the ship at all times in every direction.
The brother flips the switch that activates the data acquisition systems and the max thrust engines at the same time. He turns off the thrust when one second has elapsed. He is now traveling at the velocity of 93,000 miles/sec. The brother continues to travel at that velocity for 10 seconds at which time he reverses thrust and "decelerates" at the rate of 93,000 miles/sec^2 for a duration of 1 second.
His velocity is now zero miles per second and he is 1,023,000 miles away from his brother. He just traveled a total of 1,023,000 miles in the duration of 12 seconds. The brother decides to get some sleep.
Exactly 8 hours after arriving, the brother activates all systems, including max thrust that starts the return journey. The brother accelerates at the same rate (93,000 miles/sec^2) for one second. After one second has elapsed he turns off thrust. He again travels at the velocity of 93,000 miles per second for 10 seconds, at which time he "decelerates" at the rate of 93,000 miles per second (reverse thrust). Total elapsed time of return travel is 12 seconds, and again, the distance traveled is 1,023,000 miles.
The ship traveled 1,023,000 miles in 12 seconds in one direction, and 8 hours later traveled 1,023,000 miles in 12 seconds in the opposite direction.
Actual travel distance- 2,046,000 miles
Actual travel time- 24 seconds
Layover time- 8 hours
Total time- 8 hours 24 seconds
Max acceleration- 93,000 mi/sec^2
Min acceleration-0
Maximum velocity- 93,000 mi./sec
Minimum velocity-0
Average speed- 85,250 mi./sec