Scivillage

It's those feet I tell you... :p I couldn't resist adding a medical side to the coma. After all, we are in sciforums after all... Perhaps I crossed the line. Anyways, Blue was leaving before the coma incident. That's why I added it, to spice up the story a bit. I do apologize for going too far. It was purely medical, I assure you. And just to be mentioned to fill in the explanation and then left at that.

Again, sorry... Sometimes the story carries me away and... :D
 
With sexy blue gone, I am now able to devote myself to the task of Dreamwalker's house with a full heart. And now, both the robot and the ape-man are able to assist. I let Dreamwalker choose a location and start construction. I'm going to need to experiment with the capabilities of my ape-man to find if he is capable of adding magical effects to the construction. But I will create the base construction first.

Lalala, I love building things.

(Strike that. I forgot Kunax's post. It appears it is just the ape-man and I. Again Kunax thwarts my will. :D :p

And, just so that I don't look totally pathetic, there was more to interaction between blue and I than are present in this thread. (Scan back and see who grappled with whom in the bubble bath incident.) And the "romance" was inevitable in a village consisting of merely Blue, Kunax, and I. I am somewhat hurt by the finale to the scenario. I think a little bewildered would be a better word for it. But, what the hell. :p If she didn't like the scenario, she had full powers to change it at any time. Ah well, women...

Personally, I think the romantic elements of my scenario added much to my character and his options and motivations. Now, I will have to throw myself into my work, I guess. It was purely literary and betrays no obsession on my part.)
 
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As sexy blue got up, she failed to notice me, and i was flung forward onto a waterlily. Phew, i thought, at least i didn't land in the water. Then, the momentum of my flight broke the stem of the waterlily, sending me floating slowly across the lake
 
Can I join in the Scivillage? I could be, like, a fish, of sorts...
 
While floating along on my lily, i saw a fish swimming in the water. It foolishly swam too close to me, and I dragged it onto the lily, and made a fire with materials i carried in my pouche. I cooked it, and had a well deserved meal. Hmm, i thought, a bit nutty. I set to work on building a small hut on the lily. (Its one of those giant lilies)
 
(ofcause you can join, no need to ask about that :))
I had rearmed the robot last night, with a small pinetree(xmas tree), that i had manage to break down using my weigth. The robot did not seem to know what to do with it at first, but in the end I think he thicker it out as he picked it up in both hand and started waving it in the air for some time.
Guardbot had been a good guard, he had been standing in the same spot since yesterday, perhaps because his foot was stuck.
Guardbot only moved when I came close to him, he then would try to and pet my as best as he could in an attempt to get a buzy(his addiicted to static), I did not mind but it was stading to get wierd.


Much later...
I was laying on my rock, watching a fish swin about doing nutty fish things in the water, since i didn't fell like getting wet, i only watch the fish, waithing, hoping it might come out of the water, but it did not

(lol comham, fish eating hamster, have to rewrite my last part now:))
 
I was still dozing on the sunbathing rock, when something out on the lake caugth my attension. Standing up to get a better look, I saw it was a big waterlily floating around, something was moving around on top of it.

Jumping into the water, I swam out to investigate who or what was trespassing on my lake, it is my lake after all. Once there i saw it was a hamster that lived on the waterlily, here ComHam(the hamster) had build a little hamster hut, in which he was now hidding, peaking out the door now and then, to see if what I was doing.

For a time I push the waterlily around the lake, by bumping in to it with my face, since the water was to deep for me to use my paws, but it got boring real fast, so i push ComHam and his floating house back to the sunbathing rock where i left it and walked away to find someething to eat.
 
Dreamwalker's house is taking shape nicely. I have installed rope swings so that he can have swinging parties with his ape friends, scratching posts and logs to climb for his tiger family, and a litter box because he refuses to use the toilet. I realized that I had made a mistake. I meant to build it in the treetops, but here it was laying on the ground.

Hmmm. What to do?

I go rest in the shade and contemplate the mess I've gotten myself into. My ape-man (really should give him a name one of these days) capers about the clearing in a bubbling, joyful fashion. I pick up the organ grinder and idly examine it. I notice a panel in the side. I open it and see a row of buttons. One button is depressed. It has the symbol "Ω" beside it. There were several other buttons with symbols besides them (15 in total) plus one that had no label. Curious.

I gave the handle an experimental crank. The ape-man immediately stopped what he was doing and made a shuffling dance step. Another crank. Another step. I cranked it several times and watched as he began his merry dance. It was different dance this time. Even the music was different than previously. Rather, it seemed that it did not repeat in a predictable fashion. It was spontaneous music. Hmmm.

I pushed one of the buttons labelled "β". I gave the handle a crank. Immediately the ape stopped dancing. He stood stark still. I gave it another crank. Nothing apparently happened. Hmmm. I began to crank the handle furiously. Strange. He is across the clearing from me, some 100 yards. Yet, it appears that he is drawing closer. Yet, his body does not move. Wait, he's not moving he's growing. 10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet, 40 feet, 80 feet. Shit! I was so amazed I forgot to stop cranking. By the time that I ceased, my servant was some 150 feet tall. When I ceased playing the organgrinder, the ape once more began to amble about the clearing. Only now, the ground was shaking with each step.

I order the ape-man to play nice and to stay close while I prepare Dreamwalker's house. A few harnesses and struts secured the frame and I ordered my servant to place it in the tree tops. I hastily constructed some stairs spiralling about a tree trunk and secured the frame of the house to the trees. I go back down and have a look at it from a distance. Beautiful. My finest work ever. Dreamwalker should be pleased.

I gather up my tools and organ grinder and head back into town with my servant trailing along behind. The ground shaking with his every step. Ah, screw this... "Servant! Pick me up and carry me!" He extends his hand at the ground and I step into his palm. He carries me to his shoulder. It is somewhat difficult maintaining my perch. I'm gonna need to construct some sort of saddle. Maybe a hat for him to wear...

I whistle a merry tune as we tramp towards town, dreaming of palanquin designs.


(By the way, Kunax. It's figure, not thicker. I've seen you use it like that a few times. I've always understood what you meant by context, but... :) )
 
In the depths of hell, a new fish was being born, enhanced with advanced psychological powers, namely the ability to set up a private surgery underwater. The Nuttyfish had returned, its one objective, to kill the Communist Hamster. You can run, and you can hide, but I will find you somewhere on p[age forty-something...

A small surgery, underwater of course, had just been registered. Offereing legal advice (don't know why), psychological counseling and psychiatric treatment. Dr. Nuttyfish, the resident couseling fish, had set up business. The scivillage had its first underwater doctors surgery. Owned by me...
 
Where were you when Blue was in a coma? :p

Let's hope we get better service there than in Dr. Lou's unnecessary surgury. :D
 
From my hut on the lily, i called in air support from the CHU(communist hamster union)
They sent in a chinook, and picked me up. As we flew off to CHU HQ, i looked back at the lake, sparkling in the sunset. How beautiful.
 
In the back room of Nutty's surgery was the laboratory, where a collection LED lights, stolen from comham, were stored. They were being used to reanimate all the dead fish that had been eaten, and killed by lethal gases and liquids in the lake. STOP USING PNEUMONIUM SHAMPOO!!! IT KILLS FISH!!!
 
(Thanks for the correction, figure it is. "Thicker" has been bothing me for some time now, it just looked wrong. some letter combos present a slight problems for me, they sounds like other letters to me.

I had planed to somehow capture your monkey, but a 50 meter monkey might presend a problem :))
 
It looks like Invert has finnished my house. It is a splendid building, high in the treetops. I really thank you Invert.
Oh, and an impressive monkey you have there. But a bit big don´t you think :D
 
Anyone know the directions to the Communist Hamster Union Headquarters?
 
From the CHU base, I watched on a screen the antics of the villagers, as they went about their daily lives, blissfully ignorant of the hidden camera. Suddenly, there was a newsflash [attention hamsters, a large shipment of LEDs has been stolen from a cargo ship traversing the lake. All CHM (communist hamster military) units scramble]
Hearing this i jumped into an attack helicopter, and flew out to the lake.
 
As Grape Ape (that's his name... :D) and I made our way towards town, a diminutive helicopter came wizzing by. Grape Ape became enraged by this little device. He began swatting at it and uprooting trees and swinging them at it. I tried to calm him down, but it seemed that he had some kind of inherent fear of flying machines. For some reason, I have a vague sense of relief that there are no 100 story buildings nearby.

The helicopter pilot seemed quite skilled at his craft and whizzed about. Constantly one step ahead of Grape Ape's flailing. There were several close calls, and I imagine the pilot was sweating bullets, but in the end it managed to evade us and zoomed off into the forest. I thought I heard a faint cry of "Communist Hamster! Away! Workers Unite!"
 
Todat I saw a weird peron yelling at the sky. I just left it alone for a while but it bothered. So i asked invert_nexus what was going on, he told me that Grape Ape was yelling at a helicopter. That odd. But anyways I saw that heli was chasing Communist Hamster around. I felt sorry for the little bugger so shot the helicopter down. Went down like sex life.
 
STUPID!!!! THAT WAS ME IN THE HELICOPTER!!! As i was scouting out the area in my chopper, I noticed a large ape trying to swat me. I evaded it, but then some psycho shot me down. I bailed out, landing at some speed. I went straight through the ground, landing in a dark, partially collapsed room. There was a strong smell of alchohol in the air. I pulled out a set of night vision goggles, and surveyed the room. It looked to be a kind of distillery. I climbed up a table leg and sampled some. Mmmmm. I climbed back to the floor, gnawed a hole in the wall, made a bed, and fell asleep after informing CHU about my situation.
 
(hehe I like all the misunderstandings that goes on in this thread :))
 
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