Abandon well?
How long have you been there?
How long have you been there?
Scivillage
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Since page 11. On page 12-13 I came up to kill because the town's septic system failed and filled my well with shit. Then I got Proud Muslim to re-route the septic system by making him into a human sewage pump. After that I tried to sleep and I got in the face of anyone that woke me up again.
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Kewl. I had wondered what had happened to Proud Muslim
WellCookedFetus said:
Ah, I guess I misremembered the story, it was a condemned satanic worshipping center rather than the old, haunted amusement park. Must be too much Scooby Doo.
I guess the Satanic worshipping center is just an attraction in the old, haunted amusement park."Step right up and SEE the AMAZING HUMAN SEWAGE PUMP!! MARVEL at it's GROTESQUERY, ladies and gentleman. WITNESS the MARVEL of the modern age that is displayed by this lively FETUS. You, Sir!! Wouldn't you like to see a WellCookedFetus that WALKS, TALKS, it even comes up with technological innovation!! Ladies and Gentlemen, SEE the AMAZING HORROR that DWELLS within this HAUNTED spectacle."
I shake my head and try to get a grip on my surroundings. I have found myself in a horrible landscape of leering buildings and shady attractions. The sun is obscured by the clouds that perpetually cover this place. I don't know if my presence has started the ghostly barkers barking or if they have barked since their grisly deaths so long ago, but now all around me a ghostly chorus begins to cry out. "Try your luck!", "SEE the FREAK SHOW!", "Step right up!".
The horror of it all threatens to push me into the bliss of unconsciousness, but I struggle to remain alert. The loudest of the barkers stands beside a darkened well that yawns into the depths of the earth. From within come the most disgusting sounds of biological processes going along their busy way. From the depths of the pit comes a raw, throaty cry, "SHUT UP!!!" The barker ignores this voice and continues it's presentation.
I turn my attention from this grisly display and look about to see where the old man's perch was. I realized that I had landed directly in front of the spire. I also realized that a crucial part of my plan had involved scirum and I had completely forgotten to acquire some before jumping on the hang-glider. Shit!! Now what am I going to do?
From the well, "I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT MEMORY OF A USELESS PAST!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE AND SHOW YOU THAT GHOST'S CAN STILL FEEL PAIN IF YOU'RE IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH!!! Shit, haven't had any fun since rearranging this piece of shit's gastrointestinal tract. HERE I COME!!" The sound of someone being kicked accents the gastrointestinal tract statement, then the sound of something rising, clawing and scraping, from the well begins to echo through the dismal landscape. I see a clawed monstrosity of a hand grip the side of the well and begin to pull it's way forth. A hideous face follows, all teeth and boils.
Uh oh!
Don't piss me off bitch.
If you make a side show out of my well, I need 60% up front!
Cool Skill is back? Unbelievable. No need to get militant
Cool Skill... Damn, thought you were dead guy. Last we say you, you were being fed upon by that strange electric plant you had released. Don't worry, we solved that issue but never went back into the cave to see what became of you... JadedFlower set up a home in the cave. Maybe she knows.
Is jaded perhaps a necrophiliac?
She seemed to have a fish fetish while in this village. She smacked me with a few fish in her fish flinging craze...
She threw me one because I crawled around in the gutter, half starved...
The strangely mutated fetus pulled himself from the old abandoned well. He looked surprised to see a living being in the old, haunted amusement park. A bloodcurdling snarl erupted from the toothy moirass of his face. "I'm gonna kill yew, boy. Heh heh. What do your intestines look like?" He began to walk ominously towards me. (Strangely, WCF seemed to see through my bird form.)
Just then, another strangely mutated form arrived on the scene. "what happen" it said juicily, "someone set us up the bomb..."
WCF seemed even more annoyed by the presence of this fellow mutant than a healthy living being. "I'll show you bomb, you pile of sewage!" He lunged at cool skill and the battle was joined. Great was the struggle. Furious was the frenzy with which they tore at each other. Blood and bile flew about like rain on an autumn morn.
I decided that this was a good time to exit stage up. I had no scirum, but I would have to hope that providence would provide inspiration once I had attained the summit of the spire.
I, a plucked eagle, began to crawl up the side of the twisted spire.
Just then, another strangely mutated form arrived on the scene. "what happen" it said juicily, "someone set us up the bomb..."
WCF seemed even more annoyed by the presence of this fellow mutant than a healthy living being. "I'll show you bomb, you pile of sewage!" He lunged at cool skill and the battle was joined. Great was the struggle. Furious was the frenzy with which they tore at each other. Blood and bile flew about like rain on an autumn morn.
I decided that this was a good time to exit stage up. I had no scirum, but I would have to hope that providence would provide inspiration once I had attained the summit of the spire.
I, a plucked eagle, began to crawl up the side of the twisted spire.
Lots of violent things happening lately in scivillage. Luckily I am the outcast and do not have to deal with that kind of behaviour. I just stay around my hut and drink scirum, occasionally visiting swedishfish for some tea.
I have struggled to climb this spire for what seems like days. At last, I see my goal nearing. Above me perches the old man/bird. He's squawking and crowing and looking rather self-satisfied with this chaos that he has created. I grab him with my beak and begin to struggle. Stop this madness! Your games are cruel and unnecessary!
I cannot stop what I have not begun, little one. These events are solely your doing and none of my mine. And behold the consequences of your actions. Your friends will be mine. There is nothing that you can do to stop it from happening. BEHOLD!
With that, he grasped me with his claws and flew towards the village where I could see the havoc that continued unabated. The elephants could not be subdued by any force of man. Blue was struggling to stay above the moirass, Dreamwalker struggled in vain to subdue the matriarch, Alain was desperately trying to repel the elephants from Kunax's comatose form. (Sorry, Kunax. Didn't mean to offend you by knocking you unconscious. Akkido is a devastating martial art. Have you ever seen it in action?) The village was in emminent danger of being overwhelmed. I could see that the trees about the village were full of sylvan folk who cheered and jeered as the chaos continued.
Stop this!! I demand once more.
I can stop nothing, only you can stop it. For it is you who have created this play.
Suddenly, a lightning flash of inspiration struck me. I knew what it was that I must do. It was there the whole time, I just refused to see. There was only one way to save my friends, only one way to stop this madness.
Then, I shall stop it. For, although I have been imprisoned with this frail form, I am a man! I savagely bit at my captors feet. Struggling to release his grip. I began to feel a strange shifting about my form. As his grip relaxed and I began to fall, I felt myself become a man once more.
What are you doing? You cannot do this! You cannot allow yourself to end this way!
"I am a man and I decide my own fate! You cannot claim your wager if I no longer exist. They are my friends and if I die then they become my mourners! Foul demon! I deny you!!"
I plummeted towards the earth, gaining speed each instant. As the ground rushed towards me, I clearly saw that the sylvan host had ceased their jeering. I saw that the elephants had ceased their rampage. I saw that my friends were allowed a respite in their struggles. All looked up towards me as I fell. All had a look of shock burned upon their faces. I fell. As a star falling from heaven I fell. The ground drawing closer, ever closer.
Nooooooooo!!, cried the old man bereft of his prize.
"I'm sorry, Blue..." I whispered in that last instant before the ground grasped me. A sickening feeling of breaking overwhelmed my senses. My vision became red. My vision became black. My vision became blue...
A hush has fallen over the village. All in the village gather around the mangled form of Nexus as it lies twisted and bloody upon the ground. Strangely, there seems to be a smile upon his face. He gurgles as he struggles to breathe, as his body refuses to allow the end to overtake him. Blue cries hysterically, "No, no, no, no." As she draws close to his crushed form, she realizes that he is trying to speak... "bluue...."
I cannot stop what I have not begun, little one. These events are solely your doing and none of my mine. And behold the consequences of your actions. Your friends will be mine. There is nothing that you can do to stop it from happening. BEHOLD!
With that, he grasped me with his claws and flew towards the village where I could see the havoc that continued unabated. The elephants could not be subdued by any force of man. Blue was struggling to stay above the moirass, Dreamwalker struggled in vain to subdue the matriarch, Alain was desperately trying to repel the elephants from Kunax's comatose form. (Sorry, Kunax. Didn't mean to offend you by knocking you unconscious.
Akkido is a devastating martial art. Have you ever seen it in action?) The village was in emminent danger of being overwhelmed. I could see that the trees about the village were full of sylvan folk who cheered and jeered as the chaos continued.Stop this!! I demand once more.
I can stop nothing, only you can stop it. For it is you who have created this play.
Suddenly, a lightning flash of inspiration struck me. I knew what it was that I must do. It was there the whole time, I just refused to see. There was only one way to save my friends, only one way to stop this madness.
Then, I shall stop it. For, although I have been imprisoned with this frail form, I am a man! I savagely bit at my captors feet. Struggling to release his grip. I began to feel a strange shifting about my form. As his grip relaxed and I began to fall, I felt myself become a man once more.
What are you doing? You cannot do this! You cannot allow yourself to end this way!
"I am a man and I decide my own fate! You cannot claim your wager if I no longer exist. They are my friends and if I die then they become my mourners! Foul demon! I deny you!!"
I plummeted towards the earth, gaining speed each instant. As the ground rushed towards me, I clearly saw that the sylvan host had ceased their jeering. I saw that the elephants had ceased their rampage. I saw that my friends were allowed a respite in their struggles. All looked up towards me as I fell. All had a look of shock burned upon their faces. I fell. As a star falling from heaven I fell. The ground drawing closer, ever closer.
Nooooooooo!!, cried the old man bereft of his prize.
"I'm sorry, Blue..." I whispered in that last instant before the ground grasped me. A sickening feeling of breaking overwhelmed my senses. My vision became red. My vision became black. My vision became blue...
A hush has fallen over the village. All in the village gather around the mangled form of Nexus as it lies twisted and bloody upon the ground. Strangely, there seems to be a smile upon his face. He gurgles as he struggles to breathe, as his body refuses to allow the end to overtake him. Blue cries hysterically, "No, no, no, no." As she draws close to his crushed form, she realizes that he is trying to speak... "bluue...."
I climb down from the matriarch elephant and run over to Invert Nexus...he surely seems dead. Why? Where did he come from, falling from the heavens to get smashed on the earth?
This is strange... and when he died, all of a sudden this chaos has ended. What is the meaning of this? Something must have happened while he got lost in the woods.
I will know what happened...I will go back into the jungle...
This is strange... and when he died, all of a sudden this chaos has ended. What is the meaning of this? Something must have happened while he got lost in the woods.
I will know what happened...I will go back into the jungle...
(no offence taken, thou a bit weird in my book, but don't let that hold you back)
The old man watch Nexus fall from the sky, making a dent in the ground where he landed, as he looks on he think to him self, Humans, so self destructive, all i wanted was some of that scirum they all been drinking.
Just before landing the old man shifts into a human form, but no one noticed, as he had some how frozen time, leaving only him and Nexus unaffected.
The Old man standing next to Nexus broke body:
Mortal what foolish stunts you made, look what you have done to yourself.
Nexus only reply was a gurgling sound as he struggling for breath.
Mortal, don't you know its not your time to die.
Nexus was losing consciousness, the last thing he saw before going under, was the old man healing his body, then walking away towards the tiger.
I jump to my feet, sensing Bossman(the old man, if he is a spirit of the forest, that would kind of make him my boss) approach, did i do well bossman?, yes, little kitten, you did very well, ...I'm not a kitten, yes you are, no, yes, no, yes.
He jumps up on my back, tugging his legs in so they don't hit the ground, and with that we start walking toward the forest. Bossman, I'm not a horse you know, yes you are, am not, are to, no,yes, no, I could make you in to one, with that being said, we increase the phase to a slow run and disappear in to the jungle.
The old man watch Nexus fall from the sky, making a dent in the ground where he landed, as he looks on he think to him self, Humans, so self destructive, all i wanted was some of that scirum they all been drinking.
Just before landing the old man shifts into a human form, but no one noticed, as he had some how frozen time, leaving only him and Nexus unaffected.
The Old man standing next to Nexus broke body:
Mortal what foolish stunts you made, look what you have done to yourself.
Nexus only reply was a gurgling sound as he struggling for breath.
Mortal, don't you know its not your time to die.
Nexus was losing consciousness, the last thing he saw before going under, was the old man healing his body, then walking away towards the tiger.
I jump to my feet, sensing Bossman(the old man, if he is a spirit of the forest, that would kind of make him my boss) approach, did i do well bossman?, yes, little kitten, you did very well, ...I'm not a kitten, yes you are, no, yes, no, yes.
He jumps up on my back, tugging his legs in so they don't hit the ground, and with that we start walking toward the forest. Bossman, I'm not a horse you know, yes you are, am not, are to, no,yes, no, I could make you in to one, with that being said, we increase the phase to a slow run and disappear in to the jungle.
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I notice that Kunax is behaving strange...is there something I am not aware of?
I look around...there is something...someone close to nexus. It has the outlines of a person, and it moves a bit towards Kunax, they seem to be communicating. Strange, everybody else is oblivious to the person. But animals seem to be able to see it. As I look at the old man longer, his presence becomes even more obvious...is he of the forest spirits? I was able to pereive them once, but I must have been under humans too long...
Things become clearer, now I can imagine what has happened here. Also, it looks like Invert is still alive...
This village is quite interesting...
I look around...there is something...someone close to nexus. It has the outlines of a person, and it moves a bit towards Kunax, they seem to be communicating. Strange, everybody else is oblivious to the person. But animals seem to be able to see it. As I look at the old man longer, his presence becomes even more obvious...is he of the forest spirits? I was able to pereive them once, but I must have been under humans too long...
Things become clearer, now I can imagine what has happened here. Also, it looks like Invert is still alive...
This village is quite interesting...
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HOLY SHIT! Communist Hamster expects me to read 35 pages of this? How the fuck do I do that?
P.S When I do read this, can I be the resident fish?
P.S When I do read this, can I be the resident fish?
Communist hamster woke up after a nice long sleep in ozymandiases house. Looking around him he realizes that ozy is probably dead, considering the state of the house. Woohoo! gripped with elation, he realizes he has taken the role of village communist! Unfortunately, being a hamster, this was going to be difficult. He ran out of his cage, towards the tv tree (anyone remember that?) to see if there was anything worth watching.
Nuttyfish said:
I don´t think that you have to read all of it. Just settle down in the nearby pond in which all the squids are hanging out. I suppose that you will fit in quite fast without reading the whole history of Scivillage.