r.i.p Ozyman
Scivillage
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Animal:Tiger, Kunax
While walking around the forest i found what appeared to be a dead human. I grapped Ozymandias by his belt strap and dragged him up a hill. Once on top of the hill i dropped Ozymandias and push him over the edge hill so he tumbled down in a ball of dust.
Several time i dragged Ozymandias to the top and pushed him down again, unfortunately the game came to and end when Ozymandias landed in a very thorny shrubbery, where i could not reach him agian.
Annoyed of having lost my toy, i decided to find a new one and i knew exactly where to find one, by the road to the waterfall, all i had to do was wait.
While walking around the forest i found what appeared to be a dead human. I grapped Ozymandias by his belt strap and dragged him up a hill. Once on top of the hill i dropped Ozymandias and push him over the edge hill so he tumbled down in a ball of dust.
Several time i dragged Ozymandias to the top and pushed him down again, unfortunately the game came to and end when Ozymandias landed in a very thorny shrubbery, where i could not reach him agian.
Annoyed of having lost my toy, i decided to find a new one and i knew exactly where to find one, by the road to the waterfall, all i had to do was wait.
Night 39
I just woke up from my coma.
It's been many days since a metal chest flew through my one window and knocked me out cold... at least, according to my consiglieri.
He's told me a variety of other things, some about an accident involving the outcast, the sanitational facilities, and Persol.
I hear of Silverback and vigilante justice.
Is Persol a ghost now, I ask?
He also reports of Ozymandias disappearing after finding some kind of machine...
Persol was extracted from the belly of Kunax, by Ozy, after he reappeared?
And Persol then ran away?
Scramble has returned? From where?
The farmers seem to be the only sensible people around here.
I am mostly confused right now.
I have strange memories of another life, one where I was a lazy, forum-addicted student... probably nothing, a dream, no more.
I wonder, while I was asleep, was anyone devoured by Kunax?
Has the community yet initiated communications with another village?
Is coolskill ever going to invent something that will make our lives easier?
Wait... what is this scirum?
Am I going to figure out where this metal chest came from?
Where is the barber?
Is he dead? A number of murders have taken place, after all.
My hair is too long.
I just woke up from my coma.
It's been many days since a metal chest flew through my one window and knocked me out cold... at least, according to my consiglieri.
He's told me a variety of other things, some about an accident involving the outcast, the sanitational facilities, and Persol.
I hear of Silverback and vigilante justice.
Is Persol a ghost now, I ask?
He also reports of Ozymandias disappearing after finding some kind of machine...
Persol was extracted from the belly of Kunax, by Ozy, after he reappeared?
And Persol then ran away?
Scramble has returned? From where?
The farmers seem to be the only sensible people around here.
I am mostly confused right now.
I have strange memories of another life, one where I was a lazy, forum-addicted student... probably nothing, a dream, no more.
I wonder, while I was asleep, was anyone devoured by Kunax?
Has the community yet initiated communications with another village?
Is coolskill ever going to invent something that will make our lives easier?
Wait... what is this scirum?
Am I going to figure out where this metal chest came from?
Where is the barber?
Is he dead? A number of murders have taken place, after all.
My hair is too long.
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*throws fish at random scivillage members*
don't worry Padma, I've kept some for you.
don't worry Padma, I've kept some for you.
*just woken up in the gutter, looking around*
Mmmh, I think I´ll just go back to sleep.
Can I also have a fish? Have not eaten in days.
Mmmh, I think I´ll just go back to sleep.
Can I also have a fish? Have not eaten in days.
*throws fish at Dreamwalker*
Sure. It's been a good catch.
Sure. It's been a good catch.
Watches from a distance as jadedflower throws fish at unsuspecting villages. After a little while i walk in to the village, most people run away into there houses and slams there doors shut, I dont really care, I just want the fish.
Jadedflower house has a nice porch, good shade and almost no wind, a good place to wait and rest while waiting for flying fish.
Jadedflower house has a nice porch, good shade and almost no wind, a good place to wait and rest while waiting for flying fish.
Sit, be confortable. There is fish for all.
*looks into basket*
Ooops... sorry. The last one Rappachinni in the back of his head. Now the only two left are the ones I've kept for Padma.
*takes fish to Padma's house*
*goes fishing again*
Wanna come, Kunax? Or are you goint to just sit and watch?
*looks into basket*
Ooops... sorry. The last one Rappachinni in the back of his head. Now the only two left are the ones I've kept for Padma.
*takes fish to Padma's house*
*goes fishing again*
Wanna come, Kunax? Or are you goint to just sit and watch?
Animal:Tiger, Kunax
Keeping my distance i follow after jadedflower to Padmas house, once there jadedflower enters the hut a shuts the door behind her.
Having been at this house before, i know of a special spot behind the house, just under the window. I used this spot many time before as a toilet, and today was no different.
Having done my business i walk back to the front of the house, where I noticed Padma had a big beach ball lying around.
Attracted by the color full object, i started to punching it around, it didn't take long before the beach ball was no more, actual it was much more, as it now was in piece spread all over the garden, happy with my accomplishment I found a nice spot in the sun a wait.
(hmm, tiger, beachball, any one knows the pc game black and white)
Keeping my distance i follow after jadedflower to Padmas house, once there jadedflower enters the hut a shuts the door behind her.
Having been at this house before, i know of a special spot behind the house, just under the window. I used this spot many time before as a toilet, and today was no different.
Having done my business i walk back to the front of the house, where I noticed Padma had a big beach ball lying around.
Attracted by the color full object, i started to punching it around, it didn't take long before the beach ball was no more, actual it was much more, as it now was in piece spread all over the garden, happy with my accomplishment I found a nice spot in the sun a wait.
(hmm, tiger, beachball, any one knows the pc game black and white)
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*leaves the house to find Kunax in the sun....* Lazy bugger... come now... I'll need you to pounce on the dying fish because I don't know where Padma's taken the spear.
*sigh*
Hm... should I sell these fish? Trade them? or throw them at Cool Skill's head for entertainment value?
*turns to Kunax*
What do you think? And why is this scivillage so calm?
*is confused as usual*
*sigh*
Hm... should I sell these fish? Trade them? or throw them at Cool Skill's head for entertainment value?
*turns to Kunax*
What do you think? And why is this scivillage so calm?
*is confused as usual*
glad i relocated. this place has gone the way...i assumed it would. sciforest is lovely this time of year. too bad it is lacking in other inhabitants. the other inhabitant and i are never in the same place at the same time but there are signs that he is there when i'm not. i'm considering inviting a select few to leave scivillage and join me here.
Watches with hungry eyes, as Jadedflower throws the first fish, catching cool skill right in the face, stumbling him over.
Then just as Jadedflower is about to grap for her 2nd fish, I snatchs the bag and runs and hides behind a tree that's much to small.
As Jadedflower turns around a look in my direction i see SwedishFish standing at a corner further down the street looking on, but im the tiger hiding behind a tree, they cannot see me, the fishies are all mine.
(why does my spellchecker keep saying "im" is wrong?, is it real I'm or i'm?)
Then just as Jadedflower is about to grap for her 2nd fish, I snatchs the bag and runs and hides behind a tree that's much to small.
As Jadedflower turns around a look in my direction i see SwedishFish standing at a corner further down the street looking on, but im the tiger hiding behind a tree, they cannot see me, the fishies are all mine.
(why does my spellchecker keep saying "im" is wrong?, is it real I'm or i'm?)
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(I'm, and it's JadEd)
I arrived home late this afternoon from a long trek out of the village for supplies. I noticed Kunax was at it again, doing his business under my window. I really wish Fetus would get Proud Muslim back in the business of poop scooping. I dug a deep hole away from my hut to dispose of the large cat poop. I think perhaps I’ll lay some cat litter down to disguise the smell. Jadedflower thoughtfully stowed last week’s catch in a large creel, after she cured the fish with salt and wrapped them in palm fronds. I’ll thank her with some flowers I picked from a deserted garden. I brought back 3 new spears for fishing as well as hunting supplies. On the way back to the village I was able to trap a wild boar. However, I need to find the other’s so they can assist in bringing back the sow. I hope Kunax doesn’t find it before we can return for it. It was a sad sight to see my beach ball ripped to shreds in front of my hut. Good thing I went to “Target” and bought 12 of them before coming to the village.
God, I’m tired. I think I’ll go down to the beach and lie in my hammock for a while before I look for Jaded
God, I’m tired. I think I’ll go down to the beach and lie in my hammock for a while before I look for Jaded
Jaded returns, but before going fishing decides to relax with Padma... hehe
SCIVILLAGE
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Genius: cool skill
DAY43
I awoke in my new bed. It had been soaked in tiger urine for the past few days.
I attended to my regular duties, and headed off into the village center.
As I was walking, a fish came flying in my face. It landed on the floor.
I pulled out my knife, and used it to pick the fish up.
I brought it to the river to wash it off. I set up a campfire so that I can roast it.
Hopefully none of the villagers will notice that I'm cooking a fish.
That way I could eat it all for myself.
When I gutted the fish, something popped out.
It was a map. It looked like a map of the local area.
I cooked and ate my entire fish, and washed up.
I examined the map to see what it was for.
It lead somewhere. There were markings for a secret destination.
I went through the woods as I followed the path of the map.
It led me finally to a cave.
I looked in the cave, and out popped none other than. . . Ozymandias.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"I have secretly been hiding here for the last thirty days," he said.
"What for?" I asked.
He told me that he had come across this cave many days ago.
When he found the cave, he noticed strange substance deep within.
It was some sort of clay. There was also a plant there.
The plant was electrified.
He decided to play with the clay to make a sculpture of a little person.
Then he took a leaf from the plant, and stuck it into the statue to cover it's breasts.
As soon as he stuck it in the statue, it came to life. It began to run around the cave.
He then stepped on it and squashed it.
There was also a little stream in the cave.
Within the stream was a fish. He went to grab it for food.
But then it started talking to him.
The fish told him this:
'My name is Nemor. A few days ago, I swam into the cave.
As I swam, I got zapped by a leaf that fell in the water right on top of me.
It was then that I learned how to speak. I decided I must tell my leader.
Guff the Giant Grouper. But I wasn't sure how to leave him directions incase I was too busy to take him back.
Anyway, I decided to hang out here for a few days to see if I could find anything else.
Ozymandias told Nemor that he would stay in the cave to research it.
He found some materials to draw a map. He gave the map to his new fish friend to deliver it to Guff.
The fish took off.
The first thing Ozymandias did was build a homunculus with the exact appearance as himself.
When he activated it with the plant, he told it to go to the village.
The homunculus would live in the village, and do his duties.
That way nobody would know he was here in the cave.
When the homunculus left, Ozymandias began making an army of clay homunculi
"So how did you find me?" he asked.
"Well I was about to cook this. . ." I paused.
I wasn't about to tell him that I ate his friend, Nemor.
"Never mind," I told him. "It is really of no consequence."
"What do you plan to do with this army?" I asked.
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Genius: cool skill
DAY43
I awoke in my new bed. It had been soaked in tiger urine for the past few days.
I attended to my regular duties, and headed off into the village center.
As I was walking, a fish came flying in my face. It landed on the floor.
I pulled out my knife, and used it to pick the fish up.
I brought it to the river to wash it off. I set up a campfire so that I can roast it.
Hopefully none of the villagers will notice that I'm cooking a fish.
That way I could eat it all for myself.
When I gutted the fish, something popped out.
It was a map. It looked like a map of the local area.
I cooked and ate my entire fish, and washed up.
I examined the map to see what it was for.
It lead somewhere. There were markings for a secret destination.
I went through the woods as I followed the path of the map.
It led me finally to a cave.
I looked in the cave, and out popped none other than. . . Ozymandias.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"I have secretly been hiding here for the last thirty days," he said.
"What for?" I asked.
He told me that he had come across this cave many days ago.
When he found the cave, he noticed strange substance deep within.
It was some sort of clay. There was also a plant there.
The plant was electrified.
He decided to play with the clay to make a sculpture of a little person.
Then he took a leaf from the plant, and stuck it into the statue to cover it's breasts.
As soon as he stuck it in the statue, it came to life. It began to run around the cave.
He then stepped on it and squashed it.
There was also a little stream in the cave.
Within the stream was a fish. He went to grab it for food.
But then it started talking to him.
The fish told him this:
'My name is Nemor. A few days ago, I swam into the cave.
As I swam, I got zapped by a leaf that fell in the water right on top of me.
It was then that I learned how to speak. I decided I must tell my leader.
Guff the Giant Grouper. But I wasn't sure how to leave him directions incase I was too busy to take him back.
Anyway, I decided to hang out here for a few days to see if I could find anything else.
Ozymandias told Nemor that he would stay in the cave to research it.
He found some materials to draw a map. He gave the map to his new fish friend to deliver it to Guff.
The fish took off.
The first thing Ozymandias did was build a homunculus with the exact appearance as himself.
When he activated it with the plant, he told it to go to the village.
The homunculus would live in the village, and do his duties.
That way nobody would know he was here in the cave.
When the homunculus left, Ozymandias began making an army of clay homunculi
"So how did you find me?" he asked.
"Well I was about to cook this. . ." I paused.
I wasn't about to tell him that I ate his friend, Nemor.
"Never mind," I told him. "It is really of no consequence."
"What do you plan to do with this army?" I asked.
Damn. I gotta check the fish I throw.
And WHAT??? I killed Nemor?
Sucks.
And WHAT??? I killed Nemor?
Sucks.
Day X
Little did Ozymandias and Cool_skill realize the power that they were so foolishly toying with. The electrical "plant" was in fact part of a complex system built into this land ago by an ancient race, now long vanished.
The "plant" actually fed power to vast underground machines that stabilized this area and allowed it to maintain it's form in the aether in which it was placed. Foolishly plucking leaves hampered the conductivity of the plant and the machines were underpowered. A great rumbling began in the bowels of the earth.
Huts began to collapse all over the village. For although they were now protected from arson, nobody had thought to introduce earthquake-resistant building techniques. From spurious-monkey's hut a loud explosion rocked the landscape. Spurious-monkey had not been seen for some time, but it appears he left his still running. Oh, these foolish people... There would be a great deal of work for the inhabitants of scivillage in the days to come.
Luckily, a traveling construction worker, Invert_nexus, arrived in town at just the right time to capitalize on this sad state of affairs.
Meanwhile, the quakes continue. And on an odd note, the waterfall has stopped flowing. The once-pleasant lake begins to dry up and the fish are facing a dire future indeed.
Little did Ozymandias and Cool_skill realize the power that they were so foolishly toying with. The electrical "plant" was in fact part of a complex system built into this land ago by an ancient race, now long vanished.
The "plant" actually fed power to vast underground machines that stabilized this area and allowed it to maintain it's form in the aether in which it was placed. Foolishly plucking leaves hampered the conductivity of the plant and the machines were underpowered. A great rumbling began in the bowels of the earth.
Huts began to collapse all over the village. For although they were now protected from arson, nobody had thought to introduce earthquake-resistant building techniques. From spurious-monkey's hut a loud explosion rocked the landscape. Spurious-monkey had not been seen for some time, but it appears he left his still running. Oh, these foolish people... There would be a great deal of work for the inhabitants of scivillage in the days to come.
Luckily, a traveling construction worker, Invert_nexus, arrived in town at just the right time to capitalize on this sad state of affairs.
Meanwhile, the quakes continue. And on an odd note, the waterfall has stopped flowing. The once-pleasant lake begins to dry up and the fish are facing a dire future indeed.
In the forest close to the village me and my new friend, a village cat, was practising what we do best, doing absolutely nothing.
Earlier on the day we had found a dead big boar, I had dragged it from its position far in the forest all the way back to the village, it would feed me and my new friend for several days, Tomorrow I would teach the cat how to use the rivers and pond to cool of, perhaps one day he to could be a tiger just like me.
(jadedflower: me bad, error corrected)
Earlier on the day we had found a dead big boar, I had dragged it from its position far in the forest all the way back to the village, it would feed me and my new friend for several days, Tomorrow I would teach the cat how to use the rivers and pond to cool of, perhaps one day he to could be a tiger just like me.
(jadedflower: me bad, error corrected)
I think Paul W. Dixon should be the village doom-cryer. We'll give him a sandwich board and that rusty bell that's hanging around and he can cry the end of the world.