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Genius: cool skill
DAY35
I finally returned to the village.
I needed a new bed so I went to go have one made at the shop.
It would take a few days, so I started kicking myself for not having it started before I left.
It would have been done by now.
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Genius: cool skill
DAY35
I finally returned to the village.
I needed a new bed so I went to go have one made at the shop.
It would take a few days, so I started kicking myself for not having it started before I left.
It would have been done by now.
Dear Cool Skills
Please place crazymike under the title of "analprobed".
Please place crazymike under the title of "analprobed".
ya that him
This is my 5000 post?, that just pathetic!
This is my 5000 post?, that just pathetic!
Day: only god knows
Crazymikey was droped of by aliens today, he could not move around much as his butt was very swollen.
(who wants to be the first to give crazymikey same real pain?)
Crazymikey was droped of by aliens today, he could not move around much as his butt was very swollen.
(who wants to be the first to give crazymikey same real pain?)
LOL - Ah well I don't mind, the title is funny. Although I think extraterrestrial would be better 
As it's in humour, much like "cool skill: genius" who cares. You call me alien mutant from Andromeda, for all I care
As it's in humour, much like "cool skill: genius" who cares. You call me alien mutant from Andromeda, for all I care
crazymikey came crawling into the bar crying "hemorrhoid cream Pleeeeeeeeaaasssssseeee!"
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Genius: cool skill
DAY39
Here I am dargging my brand new bed home.
Kunax decides to pounce on it. Up and down.
"Get off!"
He roars at cool skill who runs away cussing him out.
Down the village cool skill is about to run past spuriousmonkey the outcast.
Slap! "You my bitch." says the outcast.
Cool skill pulls his fire distinguisher out of his pocket, and proceeds to spray this villager silly.
The outcast can barely see begins wobbling down the road. Cool skill follows behind secretly.
Before you know it he comes up to Kunax the tiger.
The tiger takes one look at the outcast, screams, and runs for his life.
As the out cast continues aimlessly down the road covered in fire distinguishing foam, cool skill stops.
He grabs his bed, and drags it as fast as he can all the way home.
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Genius: cool skill
DAY39
Here I am dargging my brand new bed home.
Kunax decides to pounce on it. Up and down.
"Get off!"
He roars at cool skill who runs away cussing him out.
Down the village cool skill is about to run past spuriousmonkey the outcast.
Slap! "You my bitch." says the outcast.
Cool skill pulls his fire distinguisher out of his pocket, and proceeds to spray this villager silly.
The outcast can barely see begins wobbling down the road. Cool skill follows behind secretly.
Before you know it he comes up to Kunax the tiger.
The tiger takes one look at the outcast, screams, and runs for his life.
As the out cast continues aimlessly down the road covered in fire distinguishing foam, cool skill stops.
He grabs his bed, and drags it as fast as he can all the way home.
*adds* Confused-Nomad-who-occasionally-likes-to-camp-out-in-weirdo-online-village:Jadedflower
(I'll settle for Confused Nomad)
(I'll settle for Confused Nomad)
Meanwhile back at the Lotus Room, business has been slow except for Persol standing in the waiting room for no fucking reason-he wont even bend over! Fetus has been behaving himself, and is really no fun to spank anyway due to his small stature. It is a shame that he is so small he is my best customer. I wonder if he will come to my hut tonight. I was able to fix Crazymikey up. I had a small supply of rhoid balm just incase I get too rough with the villagers. Proud Muslim has been difficult to control lately, but I have an agreement with WCF that he would be the only one to issue PM’s punishments. Kunax was raised from the dead somehow and I’m happy to see him skulking about. I wish he would stop crapping beneath my window though. As I write this, I see Cool Skill running by screaming. I think he just use the last fire extinguisher on Kunax and I don’t know why. Since business is slow, I went to Jadedflower’s hut to see if she wanted to go to the beach to do some spear fishing. I’m so tired of eating rat!
Agrees to go and do some spear fishing but realises that in her confused nomadic ways she has managed to lose her spear and in its place there is now a small flask with cockroach dust... despite this she goes along to the beach and attempts to kill fish by grabbing them, throwing them on the sand and watching them flip around desperately from behind a tree. Poor fishy. Spear it Padma!
G man had thrown me out from the eternal hunting grounds, just because i had eaten some of the animal in his personal garden, and i had even taken care of not stepped on his flowers, like i had done the last time i was in his garden, but still he got angry and had throe me out.
After the initial disorientation from the journey to the real world had lifted, I could see I was back in the village. Everything was just as it use to be, cool skill was standing in front of me screaming like a madman, before bolting down the street, then another returned covered in some strange white stuff, that was when i ran for the forest.
Being kicked out of heaven was a very tiring business, I was beginning to fell more and more sleepy as i wonder around the forest, i found a good spot in the sun by the river where i could rest in peace, only an occasional squeal from some humans fishing further down the river could be heard.
After the initial disorientation from the journey to the real world had lifted, I could see I was back in the village. Everything was just as it use to be, cool skill was standing in front of me screaming like a madman, before bolting down the street, then another returned covered in some strange white stuff, that was when i ran for the forest.
Being kicked out of heaven was a very tiring business, I was beginning to fell more and more sleepy as i wonder around the forest, i found a good spot in the sun by the river where i could rest in peace, only an occasional squeal from some humans fishing further down the river could be heard.
uh, I have no idea where I am, so until further notice, I am dead.