Scivillage

Day: whatever

Today I had to crawl out of my well and kill my good clone that came from the nuclear powerplant, after which I drag its body back home and decide to keep it as a sex toy.

As I was dragging it home I notice Otheadp shoveling shit with his hands, I told him that if I could drill out a few of his teeth and rip out his tongue, I would give him PM pooper-scooper, Otheadp agreed, and the exchange was made. Returning home and feeling good after getting my needed dose of sadism I decided to let PM ungulate away as he sucked on the sewage pipe, normally I whack him over the head tell he stops moving, you see when ever someone flushes the toilet he get really excited and start sucking harder and starts moving around making noise, so I need to smack him up a little to calm him down.
 
At the S.H.I.T. Head quarters a E.A.T(Elite Agent Trainees) was being assemble to recapture the rad. monster that had escaped from the research facility some days before.

The E.A.T. Team arrived at scivillage one cold morning, wearing only socks and underwear since there training instructor had forgotten to request any equipment for the team. Never the less the investigation went remarkable well all things considered, perhaps it was because the village was stunned or scared when they opened there door in the early hours of the morning, only to find a band of almost naked men waiting.

It was not long before the team had learned the hole story about how the monster had returned to the village, and how he had helped the villages in there everyday jobs, and how they had created a new body for him. They also learn that the monster had last been seen down by and old well outside the village.

The E.A.T. team stealthly surrounded WCF hideout and captured him before he even was awake, he was put in a special box, a box that smelled of shoes and had 4 big letter on the side “NIKE”, the box was sealed with tape and some old string, several airhole was made by punching a rusty screw driver true the lid.
Around WCF hide out, they also found the model of a human female made of cart board, tape and some sticky stuff. An old tire used as a hut, which they burned. And most creepy of it all, what appeared to be a human sucking shit from a drain pipe.

On the flight back to the S.H.I.T. Correction facility WCF was routinely awake by the E.A.T team shaking the shoebox and tossing it around, but that was nothing compared to the days of torture he would have to live true when they arrived.
 
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Day: aaaaaaaaah…

B.S man they ran off with my good clone, I ripped him out of his body and left him tied up to the wall, I left him alive so that I could listen to his please of mercy especially when I had my way with is cardboard love doll, thankful those guys from shit never looked inside the model. Unfortunately they took PM with them, it seems others need septic pumps as well. Dam better find a alternate: “Otheadp come here I got something I need you to do…”
 
Having discovered that they had captured the wrong WCF, the EAT gave the clone a small brush, a bucket of paint and order to paint every wall in the huge multi level building, by there estimats it would keep him employed for years if not decades.

There after they returned to scivillage to capture the real WCF. They found him inside the cart board model, which by now somehow seem more sticky.
WCF was unprepared for the return of the EAT team, but never the less he put up a good figth so in the end the EAT team was forces to stuff WCF into a empty cola bottle and filled it with liquied nitrogen, for save transport.
 
Day: die die die!

Nope they screwed up again, BIG TIME! Like a lizards tail I cloned my self again (one of the many abilities one has of being made of almost initially stem cell baked in radioactive goo) once at S.H.I.T. head quarters super evil fetus clone escapes into the ventilation system, there he enters S.H.I.T. food supply by grind him self up into the cafeterias meat grinder, once ingested by the workers they all become fetus zombies, the zombies start a rebelling and active the hypersonic transducer setting it to “totally fucked” mode the device reduce the whole facility and everything within 15km into nothing but confetti and used underwear. I on the other hand was also captured (I made my clone once imprisoned there) before the orgasmic destruction of the place I step into the molecular transmographier and teleported my self back to scivill, unfortunately the teleporter left me covered in sexy underclothes. I hate transvestites!
 
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WellCookedFetus said:
Like a lizards tail I cloned my self again
(rofl, so basicly you cloned yourself from your own ass, heh and killed my SHIT troopers to :))
 
I can shot clones out any orifice if I want!

By the way I brought PM back with me, he was being raped by so trans., and he was liking to. So I had to smack him up a little more drag him to the teleporter and sent him home, he was happy again once I got him hooked back up to the pipes, though now he as a bra that he keeps playing with.
 
I came back from my trip and I don't even know what day it is. The village is in chaos again. People are in need of a haircut and I must open up my shops........
 
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DAY31

I got lost in my search, forgot what I was searching for, and proceeded homeward.
 
Day 31:

weather for today, dry and sunny, 12-18°c thou sligthly colder by the seaside.
weak to fair winds comming from south east, to night 2-7°c.
 
Day-4/15/04

Today in the telly is saw kunax the tiger as a weather.....animal. I guess he was tired of get hunted or shot. I will miss those good 'ol days.
 
(just recreate the game.

I seen many RP threads before, but this is the first time i played allong.
I found it both entertaning and intresting to see ppl responce to certian things.
What i found most annoying was when people moved or did stuff to other people with out leaving any openings, its weak.

Example said:
Kool dude knocks out kcuF with his giant club of ant slaying, he then proceds to drag kcuF around the house by the nose ending up in that toilet, where he uses kcuF face as toilet paper.

Kunax the tiger was killed some days ago by a 14T monster, kinda creep you seen it on TV, decayed and all.)

p.s. have you notised dog is god in reverse, dogs are stupid beasts, my 34 øre.
 
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Uncle Bobs assistant called:
The rise of the Dark Lord has been postponed for another 1000 years, because someone misplaces his favourite purple robe of evil.
Uncle Bob apparently then left hell and returned to the bossman, screaming something about resigning his job, and how unfair it was he always got the incompetence souls, he has not been hear from since.

Since the soul in charge of the robe has not been seen since the incident, several other souls has been picket in his place and brought to the lotus room of eternal spanking, where they a waiting for there punishment.
 
Welcome to The Lotus Room of Eternal Spanking. Please form one line. Thank you.
 
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was that good?
 
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