Scivillage
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(that was ok - if I don't agree with the plot I just rewrite it)
spuriousmonkey,
You don't know shit you were so wasted you fell off that cart long before I got to it, I watched you crawl away and start making sweet love to a tree stoop, then walk aimlessly into the forest talking about how coconuts have feelings to, perhaps never to be seen again as headed in the direction of my old well home, the stench of which should kill you. You should know the place smells like your own ass! You see the town’s obviously failing sewage system leaked into my home and over flooded it.
cool skill,
I demand someone be hired under the title of “Waste Manager” or better yet “Pooper-scooper” and clean up this mess! I elected Proud_Muslim for the job though his employment demand for the severed head of Benjamin Netanyahu is high I think I can arrange a personal deal with him (I won't drain his spinal fluid to make my wine!).
You don't know shit you were so wasted you fell off that cart long before I got to it, I watched you crawl away and start making sweet love to a tree stoop, then walk aimlessly into the forest talking about how coconuts have feelings to, perhaps never to be seen again as headed in the direction of my old well home, the stench of which should kill you. You should know the place smells like your own ass! You see the town’s obviously failing sewage system leaked into my home and over flooded it.
cool skill,
I demand someone be hired under the title of “Waste Manager” or better yet “Pooper-scooper” and clean up this mess! I elected Proud_Muslim for the job though his employment demand for the severed head of Benjamin Netanyahu is high I think I can arrange a personal deal with him (I won't drain his spinal fluid to make my wine!).
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(too many people trying to fuck up this thread)
No man, I prefer to call it creative deconstruction.
Sargentlard come here this is going to hurt, and I mean DAM WILL THIS HURT!
Sargentlard come here this is going to hurt, and I mean DAM WILL THIS HURT!
(creative deconstruction - that is a nice postmodern word)
Well how would you like it if you woke up to find that you have been blown out of your home by a wall of steaming raw sewage! I mean it was like being shot out of gaia’s anus! Now here I am free and oh god the light it burns! I can finally see my own reflection and it makes me want to run up to the nearest living thing and kill it!
(why don't you now wake up and realize it was all a nightmare. In reality you are 'Fetus the shoemaker' or have some other similarly exciting profession)
Ooooh yaaa now I remember I’m fetus the Chupacabra!
Shut up before I make things worse!
Shut up before I make things worse!
(You do that, and I will tell you then that you remind me of PM. You will then start crying and feel sorry for yourself.)
What how are we alike? PM kills Jews on sight and lives under a bridge, I just kill anyone randomly and live in an abandon tire, totally different.
Day 2
After spending much of the morning talking to a drunken spuriousmonkey, I return to my cold cesspool in my tire home and get some more sleep.
Day 2
After spending much of the morning talking to a drunken spuriousmonkey, I return to my cold cesspool in my tire home and get some more sleep.
(If you would really kill anyone randomly you would be very likely to kill yourself very soon since you are always around and the most random person at most of the time - being the only person around)
who said I was a person???
(i thought mutants were people too)
Day-?????
I saw spuriousmonkey and WellCookedFetus fighting with words today. WellCookedFetus had some type of stabbing instrument in his hands, looks like he was going to stab spuriousmonkey. I didn't want to be involved so I just left the two weirdos there.
I saw spuriousmonkey and WellCookedFetus fighting with words today. WellCookedFetus had some type of stabbing instrument in his hands, looks like he was going to stab spuriousmonkey. I didn't want to be involved so I just left the two weirdos there.
Hey y'all... Hope I didn't offend anyone with my last post, wasn't directed at anyone in particular... I'm only gonna have access to the net for about another week then I'm moving interstate so I had to wrap my part up somehow... Anyways, thanks for puttin up with me, you've all helped me more than you realize. Props to Spurious n Kunax, you guys crack me up! I'll still drop in here a bit over the next week and I'll probably be back (they always come back) in a few months when I get myself set up in my new place...
and Fetus...
Screw you hippy, now I'm just blind drunk
see y'all
and Fetus...
Screw you hippy, now I'm just blind drunk
see y'all
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Alas somebody had the right idea to leave this town......
Scivillage
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day 14
I came back from my trip. It was a succesful trip. I sold lots of scirum and set up a trading network. New goods (kites, a football, 2 goals, a whistle, a red and yellow card, some benches, a statue of me for the village center, a piano for the bar, crayons for the children and me, an assortment of new seeds for our farmers, fancy cocktail glasses, a kangaroo, 3 pigs, a turtle, a flute, and a comfy chair) would be flowing into Scivillage soon and all thanks to the miracle of scirum. I was hoping that I would be less of an outcast now.
I wondered what had happened to the village since I had been away. With joy I noticed that the sprinkler system had been working fine and no huts had burned down since my departure. Also nobody had been killed since it was now against the law to do so.
I asked the first person I met what happened to the tiger. It had not been seen for many days this person claimed. Oh well, nothing we can do about then.
I went past SwedishFish's house for some tea and muffins but she wasn't home. Not that this ever bothered me before, but there were also no muffins on the table.
When I approached my own hut I noted with joy that it was still there. I entered my hut, and was just about to jump on my bed when I noticed the tiger lying there. It was sleeping. I looked around. I had been eating my supplies and been drinking my last scirum.
I didn't quite know what to do. That is, until it suddenly woke up. I ran for the nearest tree and climded to the top as fast as I could. The tiger followed me in a lazy manner and looked up. It growled and moved into the forest.
I climed down entered my hut and locked the door. First things first. We need new scirum.
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outcast - spuriousmonkey
day 14
I came back from my trip. It was a succesful trip. I sold lots of scirum and set up a trading network. New goods (kites, a football, 2 goals, a whistle, a red and yellow card, some benches, a statue of me for the village center, a piano for the bar, crayons for the children and me, an assortment of new seeds for our farmers, fancy cocktail glasses, a kangaroo, 3 pigs, a turtle, a flute, and a comfy chair) would be flowing into Scivillage soon and all thanks to the miracle of scirum. I was hoping that I would be less of an outcast now.
I wondered what had happened to the village since I had been away. With joy I noticed that the sprinkler system had been working fine and no huts had burned down since my departure. Also nobody had been killed since it was now against the law to do so.
I asked the first person I met what happened to the tiger. It had not been seen for many days this person claimed. Oh well, nothing we can do about then.
I went past SwedishFish's house for some tea and muffins but she wasn't home. Not that this ever bothered me before, but there were also no muffins on the table.
When I approached my own hut I noted with joy that it was still there. I entered my hut, and was just about to jump on my bed when I noticed the tiger lying there. It was sleeping. I looked around. I had been eating my supplies and been drinking my last scirum.
I didn't quite know what to do. That is, until it suddenly woke up. I ran for the nearest tree and climded to the top as fast as I could. The tiger followed me in a lazy manner and looked up. It growled and moved into the forest.
I climed down entered my hut and locked the door. First things first. We need new scirum.
Day-15
I saw the tiger chasing spuriousmonkey up a tree. I didn't know he came back but whatever. Since the new law of not killing thing was in effect I couldn't do anything to help spuriousmonkey, but ran for his hut. While I ran to the bar for some scirum. But there wasn't any. So I marched up to the monkey's hut and demanded some scirum or else I burn down his hut. I needed my daily fix of scirum.
I saw the tiger chasing spuriousmonkey up a tree. I didn't know he came back but whatever. Since the new law of not killing thing was in effect I couldn't do anything to help spuriousmonkey, but ran for his hut. While I ran to the bar for some scirum. But there wasn't any. So I marched up to the monkey's hut and demanded some scirum or else I burn down his hut. I needed my daily fix of scirum.
cool skill,
I really demand someone be placed under the title of “Waste Manager” or better yet “Pooper-scooper” I elected Proud_Muslim. I invoke the 4th law of the land:
spuriousmonkey,
Mutants are people?, what kind of wicked stuff is that scirum? Haven’t you seen X-men: mutants are second class citizens worthy of segregation and extermination at best.
Hum tiger problems, I can solve that!
Day 3
After sleeping for a day with a used porn magazine fetus retrieves ScRaMbLe disembodied entrails, opening up SM hut and using the entrails to bait the tiger fetus runs through the forrest screaming for mercy as the tiger gives chase, fetus runs around the dank cesspool that was once his home and as the tiger catches up it falls into the murk and gets quickly entangled by a giant mutant tapeworm.
See I trapped that thing no problem but lets all give a thanks to the real hero: certified psycho for not taking better care of his parasites.
I really demand someone be placed under the title of “Waste Manager” or better yet “Pooper-scooper” I elected Proud_Muslim. I invoke the 4th law of the land:
spuriousmonkey,
Mutants are people?, what kind of wicked stuff is that scirum? Haven’t you seen X-men: mutants are second class citizens worthy of segregation and extermination at best.
Hum tiger problems, I can solve that!
Day 3
After sleeping for a day with a used porn magazine fetus retrieves ScRaMbLe disembodied entrails, opening up SM hut and using the entrails to bait the tiger fetus runs through the forrest screaming for mercy as the tiger gives chase, fetus runs around the dank cesspool that was once his home and as the tiger catches up it falls into the murk and gets quickly entangled by a giant mutant tapeworm.
See I trapped that thing no problem but lets all give a thanks to the real hero: certified psycho for not taking better care of his parasites.