Riddle Me This

[Michael 345]

Because someone might want to have a talk with God about arthropod reproduction...

One got left behind with the unicorns

Now the snail is the symbol on the flag flown at weddings of those who marry themselves



When Noah yelled out

Go f yourself to the snail leaving the ark

because he suffered sea sickness

the remaining snail thought the message was for her

And so it has turned out to be

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Did Moses have termites on the ark?

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No. Moses did not have termites on the ark.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle & a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

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A tire.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

You’re sitting in a room with an all-southern view. Suddenly, a bear walks by the window. What colour is the bear?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What do I call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

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[DaveC426913]

You’re sitting in a room with an all-southern view. Suddenly, a bear walks by the window. What colour is the bear?

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White.

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

White.

Yes.

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[TheFrogger]

There's always a bigger manatee...

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

There's always a bigger manatee...

Only because we cannot see them all at once.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What do I call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

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drizzly bear

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What claps with no hands?

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[DaveC426913]

(n+10)/2 -n = 5,
or
n-n + 10/2 = 5
n can be any number.

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

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He was stuffed.

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[Michael 345]

What claps with no hands?

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Thunder

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Thunder

Yes.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What has no weight but can sink a ship?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

I fell from a 50 foot ladder. How was I not hurt?

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