Riddle Me This

[Michael 345]

What is round on both ends & hi in the middle?

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My wife on her back when she's pregnant

 

[Michael 345]

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." Okay, here's your test: 1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon." What was the director's response?

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He booked a room for the visitor

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

He booked a room for the visitor

Maybe but why?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

A hundred feet in the air but its back is on the ground.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Every single person died in an airplane crash. Who survived?

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[Michael 345]

Maybe but why?

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He didn't pull the plug

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

What has a heart but no other organs?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

He didn't pull the plug

Yes.

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[Michael 345]

Every single person died in an airplane crash. Who survived?

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Married ones

 

[Michael 345]

What has a heart but no other organs?

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Lettuce

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Married ones

Yes.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Lettuce

Not what I was thinking of but it works.

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[DaveC426913]

There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman.

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heroine

 

[DaveC426913]

What is round on both ends & hi in the middle?

You should ask Ann Elk.

 

[Michael 345]

You should ask Ann Elk.

Love that sketch

Didn't recognise it as the answer

Thanks for reminding me of sketch

I sometimes think if I started to watch all the sketches like that I could fill in 20 years with no repeats no problem

 

[DaveC426913]

What is round on both ends & hi in the middle?

The correct answer, of course, is Ohio.

 

[Michael 345]

The correct answer, of course, is Ohio.

That obviously is the correct answer

I prefer Ann Elk

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

The correct answer, of course, is Ohio.

Yes.
Some riddles have more than 1 answer.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

That obviously is the correct answer

I prefer Ann Elk

What does Ann Elk prefer?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

heroine

Yes.

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