Riddle Me This

You are forced to enter 1 of 3 rooms. Do you choose the 1 with several angry insane murderers or the 1 with a raging inferno or the 1 with 6 lions who haven't eaten in years?

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What has no weight but can sink a ship?

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A hole?
What building has the most stories?

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A library, probably.
Which 4 days start with the letter t?

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Tuesday, Thursday, Tomorrow and Today.
3 doctors claim Sam is their brother. Sam claims he has no brothers.

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The doctors are his sisters.
What belongs to you but others use it more than you?

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My name.
What rock group has 4 men who do not sing?

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Mount Rushmore.
What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?

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Your right arm?
What ancient invention enables us to see thru walls?

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A window.
You are forced to enter 1 of 3 rooms. Do you choose the 1 with several angry insane murderers or the 1 with a raging inferno or the 1 with 6 lions who haven't eaten in years?

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The one with the lions.
If they haven't eaten in years they won't be alive.
What do politicians & diapers have in common?

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Short answer is that they're usually both full of sh**.
Longer answer is from Mark Twain: "politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." ;)
 
A hole?
A library, probably.
Tuesday, Thursday, Tomorrow and Today.
The doctors are his sisters.
My name.
Mount Rushmore.
Your right arm?
A window.
The one with the lions.
If they haven't eaten in years they won't be alive.
Short answer is that they're usually both full of sh**.
Longer answer is from Mark Twain: "politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." ;)
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Yes to all except 1.
How would you hold your right arm in your right hand?

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There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman.

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During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub." Okay, here's your test: 1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket? "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon." What was the director's response?

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