Riddle Me This

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

My sister fell into the well. Why could I not help her out?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

My sister fell into the well. Why could I not help her out?

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I could not be a brother & a sister too.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

How did ducks get flat feet?

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[DaveC426913]

I could not be a brother & a sister too.

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I don't get it.

 

[DaveC426913]

A father and his son go out for a drive on a sunny Sunday afternoon. They are involved in a car accident.
Father is killed but son is taken by ambulance to the hospital and wheeled into surgery.
The surgeon comes in, looks at the boy on the table and says "I can't operate on this patient; he's my son."
How is this possible?

 

[Michael 345]

I don't get it.

a sister

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assists her

 

[gmilam]

a sister

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assists her

So we are to assume that Stranger is a male.

 

[Michael 345]

So we are to assume that Stranger is a male.

That would seem logical from

I could not be a brother & a sister too.

his own answer to his own post



I'm still trying to work out

How did ducks get flat feet?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

So we are to assume that Stranger is a male.

Not from a joke or riddle.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

How did elephants get flat feet?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

A father and his son go out for a drive on a sunny Sunday afternoon. They are involved in a car accident.
Father is killed but son is taken by ambulance to the hospital and wheeled into surgery.
The surgeon comes in, looks at the boy on the table and says "I can't operate on this patient; he's my son."
How is this possible?

The surgeon is his mother.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

How did ducks get flat feet?

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Stomping out forest fires.

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[Michael 345]

How did ducks get flat feet?
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Stomping out forest fires.
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Running with Forest Gump

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why do burning ducks fly up into trees?

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[Michael 345]

Why do burning ducks fly up into trees?

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To roast or is it roost?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Running with Forest Gump

Forrest Gump stomped out forest fires?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

To roast or is it roost?

No.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

How did elephants get flat feet?

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Stomping out burning ducks.

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[DaveC426913]

Why do burning ducks fly up into trees?

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To avoid getting stomped on by elephants.

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

To avoid getting stomped on by elephants.

Yes!

Have you ever seen a burning duck in a tree?

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