PUBLIC displays of affection!

What kind of a question is that?

What kind of question is that???

Nobody likes watching public displays of affection;

False.

"Oooh, look at me, I'm making out with this martian-ugly slut. "Who you starin' at, bitch nigga!?"

Why do you find such nasty talk necessary???

What kind of a question is that? Nobody likes watching public displays of affection; sure, some people don't have a problem with it, but nobody goes out of their way to see it happen. If you ask me, it should be severely restricted by law: outright sex is obviously out of the question, as are most other sexual acts. It seems as if most people do it for attention: "Oooh, look at me, I'm making out with this martian-ugly slut. Talk behind my back, you jealous greaseballs". Of course, we're not truly jealous ... we just have an unexplainable, untamable urge within us to scissor-kick the asshole while he's in the act. The worst part is when the guy makes eye contact with me when he's showing "affection". The tribal instinct within me rages, as my eyes are emboldened with a vicious inferno of hatred. "Who you starin' at, bitch nigga!?" When the female makes eye contact with me, I give her the haughtiest of looks, practically saying "Don't you wish you had me instead of that girl man?" with my eyes, running my fingers through my hair and licking my lips in the process, just to fuel the jealousy and self-pity. In the animal kingdom, a scrawny bastard would obviously be manhandled by the stronger adversary, whose goal is winning the voluptuous female. For me, the female is not a reward; rather, the destruction of the male is an absolute necessity, simply for bloodlust and pride.
Kadark

Absurd.
 
You didn't say "catch." You said "laugh at." That is a definate challenge for primates and you can expect agressive behavior from dominant males. Luckily for you a lot of humans can control their instinctual responce to a degree and you'll probably just get threat displays to begin with. But if you've already escalated it by invading his space on top of laughing at him, I know any number of guys that would just hit you out right. Pow!

Of course you probably just target non dominant males since that sort of behavior is indicative of the insecurity associated with "bullying." Still being in courtship mode makes even non dominant males more aggressive. You might get a surprise.

ah yep, you busted me. That's what I do. I target men in in the act just so I can laugh at them. I invade their space in the park, an alley, the grocery store parking lot, women's bathroom stalls....yeah.
Its a gift I have, picking out the non-dominant men. It's a side job. You want my business card?
 
I remember a compatriot and I stopped by and joined a group watching a couple couples go at it in a pussy eating contest. Entertaining and informative. Its always nice to see some one with an honest love of a job well done.

I consider myself open minded, but thats not my definition of entertainment or information.
 
I consider myself open minded, but thats not my definition of entertainment or information.

agreed. Kinda pathetic.
Isn't there a saying "Those that do, do. Those that can't, watch"
And who watches with their guy friends?
 
what about those who worship aphradity, the correct worship of her is to screw her priestess in front of other worshipers?
 
what about those who worship aphradity, the correct worship of her is to screw her priestess in front of other worshipers?

Like devadasis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devadasi


agreed. Kinda pathetic.
Isn't there a saying "Those that do, do. Those that can't, watch"
And who watches with their guy friends?

I would not say pathetic, voyeurism is an acknowledged sexual practice, just would not make my top 100 lists of how to spend the day. Its not unusual for guys to get together and watch either, we have entire social cultures built on this.
 
S.A.M.
I consider myself open minded, but thats not my definition of entertainment or information.

It may be time to reconsider. Particularly if you are inclined to enjoy porn you might wonder why watching it on the tv is ok, but in person is not.

And who watches with their guy friends?

I don't recall giving my compatriot a gender. Besides, what's wrong with guy friends?

how to spend the day.

Good grief! A whole day? No, an idle 30 minutes. I spent more time watching the fellow who hung himself up by a meat hook through his back.
 
There is a couple in one of my classes (I'm in 10th grade) and they never stop making out, they're constantly locked to each others faces and the guy always has hickeys down the side of his neck, I think that is unacceptable, they should be free to do so, but for the love of Gondor not in school. As for the "Just look away" people, they sit right in front of me, between me and the instructor, to add to it they are both friends of mine and constantly come to talk to me before class only to have it end in another one of their makeout sessions. This should NOT be allowed.
 
...I would not say pathetic, voyeurism is an acknowledged sexual practice, just would not make my top 100 lists of how to spend the day. Its not unusual for guys to get together and watch either, we have entire social cultures built on this.

I don't care if they do it in private, in a sex club or on film. You do it where me and my kids walk by, its pathetic.
 
It may be time to reconsider. Particularly if you are inclined to enjoy porn you might wonder why watching it on the tv is ok, but in person is not.

That may be it. Bored people going "oh yeah!!! oh yeah!!! OH YEAH!!!" make me incredulous, not horny.

Have you tried insect porn?




Good grief! A whole day? No, an idle 30 minutes. I spent more time watching the fellow who hung himself up by a meat hook through his back.

Nope that would not make the top 100 either :D
 
There is a couple in one of my classes (I'm in 10th grade) and they never stop making out, they're constantly locked to each others faces and the guy always has hickeys down the side of his neck, I think that is unacceptable, they should be free to do so, but for the love of Gondor not in school. As for the "Just look away" people, they sit right in front of me, between me and the instructor, to add to it they are both friends of mine and constantly come to talk to me before class only to have it end in another one of their makeout sessions. This should NOT be allowed.

What kind of instructor do you have that doesn't notice? I had a similar sitting situation in high school, but I actually didn't find them hard to ignore. I guess it's just an acquired talent I've developed, nobody else hear seems to posses it. :shrug:
 
What kind of instructor do you have that doesn't notice? I had a similar sitting situation in high school, but I actually didn't find them hard to ignore. I guess it's just an acquired talent I've developed, nobody else hear seems to posses it. :shrug:

She notices she just chooses not to do anything, I've asked her to separate them but she told me that they disrupt the class less together as one of them normally was quite disruptive to the class before I cannot argue her logic.

As for the ignoring thing, it's my social studies class, I do my best to try and seem interested but really the canadian justice system isn't very entertaining
 
Class is not an open public area where one could expect to do as one wished.

Your teacher is obviously weak and you should bring hyenas to class to finish her off.

If that fails and it is really bothering you speak to your home room teacher, if you have one, or couselor. If you can't get her a spine you could probably get moved to a teacher with more interest in teaching.
 
Class is not an open public area where one could expect to do as one wished.

Your teacher is obviously weak and you should bring hyenas to class to finish her off.

If that fails and it is really bothering you speak to your home room teacher, if you have one, or couselor. If you can't get her a spine you could probably get moved to a teacher with more interest in teaching.

Several problems with that A) She is my home room teacher B) Our home room teachers are our counselors and C) Since I`m in french immersion and she is the only french social teacher in the school I cannot change classes.

Besides she's not that bad a teacher I just wish she'd do something about this.
 
11parcal
i like you but in this case, maybe you should just get over it
Adolesants is the time when we start exploring sexuality, its compleatly natural and every bit as important as what your learning in class (if not more so)

School is a natural place for this exploration as its the place most adolesants mix with the oposite sex (who arnt related to them). most of these early relationships are very passionate and very brief (some lasting only hours)
 
There is a couple in one of my classes (I'm in 10th grade) and they never stop making out, they're constantly locked to each others faces and the guy always has hickeys down the side of his neck, I think that is unacceptable, they should be free to do so, but for the love of Gondor not in school. As for the "Just look away" people, they sit right in front of me, between me and the instructor, to add to it they are both friends of mine and constantly come to talk to me before class only to have it end in another one of their makeout sessions. This should NOT be allowed.

Never heard of anything like that before.:confused:

Still, this would be a good way to test your concentration :confused:but you can say to your teacher: "Please Miss. (insert name), (insert name) and (insert name) are disrupting my ability to concentrate on the important things you teach. Cany you move them to either the sides or the back of the class? We all believe in freedom Miss. (insert name) but they are taking away from my freedom to learn uninhindered (unimpeded) by public displays of affection."
 
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what about those who worship aphradity, the correct worship of her is to screw her priestess in front of other worshipers?

Way to go. Bring up the old ancient fertility cults, to spice up the discussion?

Actually, probably is relevant in some way, to modern culture and various modern social sexual perversions. Say like maybe porn?

How many people know how much Easter traditions, still aren't quite enough about honoring the resurrection of Jesus, but rooted in old pagan fertility cults? The Catholics didn't clean up the pagan holidays enough, it would seem. Bunnies and easter eggs, what's that all about? Fertility and reproduction. Even jelly beans look like eggs. What an amazing coincidence?
 
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