Yup, figures that our resident sex-peddler, asguard, and his dangerously-horny self would include full-fledged sexual intercourse within the list of acts constituting public displays of affection. Are you kidding me? There is no way in hell that sex in public should be permitted; such actions warrant nerve-racking repercussions. Do you realize how serious of an offense it is to have sex in public? Let me put it into perspective for you: two entire cities (Sodom and Gomorrah) were wholly leveled by the use of brimstone, partly because the inhabitants within were stupid enough to practice strictly private matters in the public's eye. So yeah, this is some serious stuff we're talking about, man ...
Other than that, younger kids shouldn't be allowed to kiss sexually (I say "sexually" because a farewell kiss on the cheek obviously shouldn't be outlawed, for more reasons than one). The punishment for breaking such rules? A solid, unforgettable beating, preferably executed by a nearby police officer/decency-enforcer. Sounds strict, doesn't it? Too bad. I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy, and I'm a stickler for public decency and exhibition of presentable actions viewable by everyone within the realm of the "public". In Layman's terms: I don't want my hypothetical kid watching two fat, ugly, pubicly-bushy people going at it.
A few remaining sentiments awaiting to be voiced: everybody who said public displays of affection should be limited to kissing are hypocritical faggots. Is there any plausible argument for only allowing certain variations of public affection, and rigidly disallowing the rest? Of course not! You either have to let everything slide (as in, making it legal for people to have sex six feet away from you amidst a family-oriented picnic), or you have to rule with an iron-fist and disallow such indecent bullshit from being practiced, often enforcing such requirements with old-fashioned ass-whoopery. The former option leads us down a dangerous path, ripe with immoral beings, and ultimately results in a lawless, unfunctional "society". The latter option encourages and enforces public decency, modesty, tastefulness, respect for others, and order.
Verdict is in: public displays of affection are a no-go with Kadark.
Kadark the Universal