Ok boys and girls...give me an absolute truth.

[white_poplar]

the earth is round..
...
and there is nothing absolute on earth

 

[§outh§tar]

I thought the earth was elliptical

@ Enigma'07
Liarl, liar, pants on fire..

 

[chunkylover58]

A flute with no hole is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is a Danish.

 

[§outh§tar]

Here's a brain teaser for you all.


A lie is a truth.

(Hurts your head just thinkin about it, doesnt it?)

 

[wesmorris]

truth is subjective.

 

[§outh§tar]

Not if you're well-practiced in doublethink.

I personally wrote the definition for the Newspeak dictionary.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Oliver J, You think you exists.

 

[Cyperium]

Here's a brain teaser for you all.


A lie is a truth.

(Hurts your head just thinkin about it, doesnt it?)

No, that certain lie is certainly not a truth...

 

[Cyperium]

YES THERE WOULD (all in captitals)

Sorry...but that would be logically unsound!

Why couldn't I resist that?

 

[§outh§tar]

No, that certain lie is certainly not a truth...

That would therefore be a lie by the truth I presented.

 

[DeeCee]

"give me an absolute truth."

2+2=4

Unless, of course, God has poor math then..

2+2= whatever the priests tell me.
Dee Cee

 

[DJ Erock]

The only thing I know is that I know nothing.

By the way, Descartes never proclaimed "I think, therefore I am."
He said "I am; I exist"

 

[Logically Unsound]

how do you know?

how about:
""
hmmmmmm??????

 

[fadingCaptain]

I dare someone to refute my first proposition:

Thought exists.

Come on suckers. Double dare.

 

[Logically Unsound]

you dont think. you cant prove the exsistence of any thought outside of you own. and you cant obverse your own thought can you?

 

[fadingCaptain]

i can't observe my own thought? Thats a strange idea.

i do think. i could not deny "i think" without thinking. therefore i do. therefore thought exists and you are wrong.

 

[Logically Unsound]

how do I know your thinking?

 

[SnakeLord]

You can look at his eyes, and wait for the change.

Seriously, try it in front of a mirror. Look into the mirror and then really think about something. Watch your eyes

 

[fadingCaptain]

Who cares if you know I am thinking. I don't even know if YOU or anyone else absolutely exists...remember?

What you can do is know that YOU are thinking. Thus arriving to the same conclusion as I.

 

[visible]

Lets see who can give me an absolute truth.......

I'll give you mine... but I wanna see what ya'll got !

Tautology

A or ~A