Me in a topic line:
Raaaaaa-raaa-ra rar rand rando-randol rand-rando-ran randolph randolphphphph
Randolpho being a weener:
YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you crying? Did I hurt your feelings? Or are you going through chromatic changes?
:bugeye:
As if!...
It was a private joke, dingleberry.
It is a direct immitation of a student poem cited by the author in the book "Writing Down The Bones".
The students were assigned to write a poem in any form on any topic they wanted. One wrote something very similar to that subject line. You just have to make a simple substitution to get the gist.
Use "masturbation" for "Randolpho".
I had just been thinking that what you do here is pretty much mental masturbation.
But what about you're response? Seems to be quite clear that you don't give a rat's patootie about what's said here as long as you think you've scored some sort of victory: childish!
The suposedly brainwashed 11,000,000+ (rapidly rising #) people around the world who are mormons mostly followed Moroni's promise (as Lamplighter as often mentioned) to pray with sincerety and faith and God will make it known that the Book of Mormon is true. They
KNOW. So all the arguments you can make are pointless to them.
One of you bozos said somewhere that other religions claim similar things and used that as a reason for blowing off the promise. Interesting that none of you have tried out what may be the only way of obtaining proof. If you spent some time and it didn't work, you'd have wasted a little time.
But what if it worked? Oh crap! Couldn't take that! Yikes! The very thought that you might become the type of person you've criticized so much on all those "intellectual"
(term used loosely) grounds could mess up your whole world.
Been said a lot that there's no proof for or against God. Mormons don't talk about it much, but many, especially converts, have had that personal reassurance from God, and many have also seen "miraculous" things accomplished by priesthood power, or at pivotal moments in their spiritual life.
Have to admit that my being a bit of a mess in some ways, and believing strongly in that promise, is enough to spook me.
You can say and quote as many picky negatives, failings, and inconsistencies about the church as you want, but i've personally seen it turn the lives of many many folks who were a complete disaster in one way or another into the most extraordinarily exceptional people i've met. Often a 180 degree change in a matter of a couple years. Actually, many of the people whom i've admired most, i've later learned are LDS.
LDS church also sends millions of $s a year in relief to sites of natural disasters around the world without regard to whether the involved countries are allies or have the right politics.
Meanwhile televangelists spend their extra money to buy bigger business jets and homes and vacations. So if it isn't true, even then, i say the positive effects on communities and individuals makes the organization worth having around.
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I read some more comments around here about the Book of Mormon being a work of fiction. Has
no one read "The Book of Mormon-Artifact or Artifice" by Orson Scott Card? Geez, it's
one little chapter in his book "A Storyteller in Zion"!
He gives very straight-forward, carefully researched, well thought out reasons from an author's point of view, why neither Joseph Smith nor anyone else in his time and place could have written the book! It's the best treatment of that issue that i've read.
Well. So long. Again, i make my exit from this forum for an indefinite period of time.