An example of why I give you shit
Madanthonywayne said:
Also, there is the issue of why in the hell is this issue coming up all of the sudden? Perhaps next we'll have a poll gauging support for the 14th amendment among Mississippi Republicans?
Okay, I admit, this one was worth a chuckle. Look, man, I know I give you a lot of shit, but perhaps you might work with me on this one, and maybe I can explain why:
• As Quad noted, we already covered the fact that the question exists.
See also #
8,
10, and
12 above for prior considerations on that point.
• Even so, I would suggest the Fourteenth Amendment, for having arisen in the news cycle last year as part of the immigration discussion, has its place in being considered. I have a harder time connecting the dots to miscegenation. But, yes, every time you hear the term "anchor baby", the Fourteenth Amendment is in play:
Led by Pennsylvania State Representative Daryl Metcalfe, the organization timed its press conference with the 112th Congress’ swearing in ceremony. The group hoped to send the message to Congress that it needs to seriously address one of illegal immigration’s root causes, namely birthright citizenship.
Among developed western nations, as defined by the World Bank, only Canada and the United States still grant automatic citizenship at birth to anyone born on their soil.
Referring to possible legislation that would end birthright citizenship by requiring that at least one parent be either a citizen or a legal permanent resident, Metcalfe said: “According to the 14th Amendment, the primary requirements for U.S. citizenship are dependent on total allegiance to America, not mere physical geography. The purpose of this model legislation is to restore the original intent of the 14th Amendment, which is currently being misapplied and is encouraging illegal aliens to cross and cost American taxpayers $113 billion annually, or nearly $1,117 yearly per individual taxpayer.”
Curiously, California is not among the 40 states represented among the concerned legislators. The state and its largest city, Los Angeles, have suffered fiscally and environmentally more than anywhere in America from the consequences of illegal immigration and legal citizen anchor babies.
(Guzzardi)
The issue seems to have gotten some play late last year; the Guzzardi article is from January of 2011, but there was a flurry of political cartoons (
see Granlund,
Margulies, and
Bagley for examples°) in August.
While the Fourteenth Amendment question has been swirling in large part thanks to conservative-affiliated Tea Partiers, the miscegenation question is a lot harder to pin down. Is it the Civil War, then? From one bellweather to another? Or are they drawing some sort of baseline picture for a gay marriage question under the Fourteenth?
All things considered, though, a Fourteenth Amendment survey among Mississippi Republicans would be a good, relevant,
current question. Your disbelieving tone would be better suited to wondering if they have any ass-tats, or if they think the EPA should keep its hands off meth producers.
So, yeah, that would be one of the reasons why it's so easy to give you shit.
Stil, though, yes, the reason
why the question arises
is compelling:
... I confess it also strikes me to wonder just why they asked. The question sticks out, to my eye, like a thumb that probably didn't need any more hammering.
What did I miss in Mississippi? What is going on that this was a relevant question?
I mean, it's just there. Why?
And yeah, it's kind of a scary number. So, doubly, then: Why?
Or maybe I'm just psychic. Maybe my clairvoiyance told me the question would come up. Maybe I shouldn't be giving you such shit. Maybe it's such an obscure outlook that only a conservative could come up with the question, and I read you coming. Pulled the vibe right out of the æther.
Oh, right, sorry. At any rate, yeah. The reasons
why. The one-liner version of it would go something like:
Did you miss it in the news for the last year? And yet you have an opinion about, well, certain related issues?
See, at some point, I wouldn't know where to start. Your outlook on the "army" of Mexicans invading the United States? Other people's perceptions of conservatives and the conservative movement?
And yet there is this disbelieving, comparative tone about your mention of the Fourteenth Amendment. It's most obvious construction is an interrelated (i.e.,
circular) affirmation of the ridiculousness of the issues.
But the Fourteenth Amendment is not an outlying issue at present. It persists, and will as long as the immigration issue is still so demanding. It would be a much more
logical question, I think—unless there is something about the issue in Mississippi itself that makes it specifically important, right now—to be asking.
So that's why I give you shit. What am I missing?
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Notes:
° for examples — via The Cagle Post. Syndicated cartoonist Jeff Danziger took shots at the RGA, RNC, Michael Steele and Haley Barbour directly back in August. He also hit the Tea Party on the Fourteenth Amendment, and, in July, went after Chief Justice John Roberts and Arizona. And so on. The question has been simmering at least since SB 1070 first arose in Arizona; the August cartoons seem to have come in the wake of the controversial immigration law stalling on a restraining order in U.S. District Court.
Works Cited:
Guzzardi, Joe. "California’s Staggering Multi-Billion Dollar Cost to Educate Anchor Baby Citizens". The Cagle Post. January 25, 2011. Blog.Cagle.com. April 15, 2011. http://blog.cagle.com/2011/01/calif...-dollar-cost-to-educate-anchor-baby-citizens/
See Also:
Jeff Danziger. http://danzigercartoons.com/