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I tried to download that damn video, it almost screwed up my Windows Media Player, so I decline to accept unknown lisence. Windows warning. I have a $1200 new computer, I'm not putting it at risk with the idiotic crap from a contemptable idiot.

Leopold; Just because someone can write good paragraphs and senteces, does not make bright genius, it's his context that makes Happ's character an idiot, not his grammar.

Heck for as long I have been here, everyone knows I can't spell worth beans and have piss-poor grammar skills, however the context is not as idiotic, as Happeh's theory! (I'm right and the hole world is wrong) That's what he should call his fucking theory!

Godless
 
i downloaded the "video" and when i tried to play it
it kept trying to connect to the internet
how about that.
yeah, i know what you meant about idiocy

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do a google search of
ayurvedic medicine
 
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Happeh:

Impossible, blind and deaf. Clearly. There is no Authority or God that will give you permission to believe what I say.

That's right. You'll have to convince me with some kind of evidence. I won't accept your "authority".

There is no study that says what I say. You can treat what I say as a brand new theory just developled. As a scientist, it is your job to investigate the theory and see if it holds water. Not complain because God didn't tell you it was true.

As a scientist, I ask myself some questions when presented with a new theory, such as:

1. How does this theory fit in with what is already known?
2. Are there any independently verifiable facts which provide evidence in favour of the theory?
3. Are there any known facts which go against the theory?

Your theory doesn't fit anything already known. You admit there are no independently verifiable facts. And no current medical understandings support your theory, as far as I can tell.

You must examine what I call evidence, the symptoms of the damage. Then you must either agree that I am correct it is caused by masturbation, or you must provide an alternative theory.

But it is YOUR job to establish causation - a causal link between the "damage" you refer to and the masterbation. It is your claim, so the onus of proof is on you. You must provide evidence which cannot be explained in some other, less radical way by known science.

Foolishness. I have plenty to show for it. What you mean is I have not shown it to you.

Why not? How are you going to convince anybody of anything if you keep all your findings secret?

Look, why don't you just present your best evidence, and I'll take a look at it?

I have posted one picture, and 3 scientific studies. That is it. Yet the geniuses posting say that is enough to make a thoughtful conclusion.

Your picture does not establish the required causal link. There is no reason anybody should believed it was due to masterbation, other than your say-so. Right?

As for the scientific studies, people here have said they don't relate to your claim. In fact, they seem to be about completely different things. Again, it is up to you to establish a plausible link - something you haven't begun to do yet.

How many of you that are giving me grief are actually employed as scientist, or have scientific training?

Well, I have. And so does snakelord. For a start.

Is this the first time you've presented your ideas to actual scientists?

If you, or any other genius here, would take the time to look into Indian Ayurvedic medicine, you would find they council against excessive sexual activity.

Ok. Next we need to establish why they counsel against excessive sexual activity. Why don't you tell us, Happeh? You say you're the expert. And please provide references, so we can check that what you are saying is true.

After we've done that, we can start to look at whether this Ayurvedic medicine is scientifically sound, or based on something like superstition. Ok?

Anyway, the first step is to see whether Ayurvedic medicine says anything like what you're saying.

Can you run a TIG welder? If not, does that mean TIG welding is a figment of my imagination? Does it mean that what I tell you about TIG welding is all lies? Or does it mean that it is YOU that is ignorant about TIG welding? You would know nothing about TIG welding unless I or someone else trained you.

In a very short time, I could contact 100 people qualified to explain TIG welding to me, if I wanted to. I could watch a demonstration. I could probably get videos verifying its existence.

But with your claims about masterbation, I don't have a single name of somebody who agrees with you. You show pictures which don't show any link to masterbation at all, as far as I can see. And the articles you've referenced are like me looking up a gardening book to learn about welding.

If I say the sky is blue because every morning the blue paint fairy comes out from behind a cloud and paints it when nobody is looking, will you believe me?

I might. Depends on how convincing you are.

Well, Happeh. I have news for you: that's not how science works. In science, it isn't a matter of how convincing somebody is, in terms of their ability to present themselves or argue a case. Scientific discoveries must be independently verifiable, otherwise they are worthless.

You are playing a game. I am not. If you want to call me a liar, what can I do? All I can say is trust me.

I'm not calling you a liar. Maybe you are just seeing something which doesn't really exist. Maybe you're ignoring important facts, and attributing everything to your "theory".

Either way, I'm not going to trust you, because science doesn't rely on trust in that way. I want independent evidence. And so does snakelord.

I don't understand your suspicions. What do you think I gain by doing this?

A personal ego boost. If you're right, then you are a great discoverer. You might even become famous.

I think you're doing this because you get a personal kick out of it. You think you're smarter than everybody else, because you can see what they obviously can't.

So prove me wrong. Show me the evidence.

This isn't a science forums. It is a psychology forums. Every single person talking to me has proferred their amateur psychological opinion to me.

Actually, at least one person has probably offered a professional opinion. We're not all amateur psychologists here, Happeh.

Do you know if I was as calculating and evil as the people responsible for your programming, I could make you dance to my tune instead? Those people have filled your head full of lies and attitudes designed to destroy society.

I was never taught anything about masterbation, Happeh. I have an open mind about it.

I must say, you sound a little paranoid. There's no grand conspiracy to suppress your ideas. In fact, we're trying to get you to express them in a more coherent way. That will help both you and us.

I don't believe anyone but myself.

That is an attitude which won't get you very far in life. You should try to be more open to alternative ideas. Sometimes, other people actually know more than you about some things.

Yes it is. Science is about correlation. You should know that. Masturbation is sex. Sex is sex. Viagra is for lots of sex. Viagra plus lots of sex = blindness. Therefore, there is a correlation between sex and blindness. The first sentence says Masturbation = Sex. So we can say that it is reasonable to conclude that Masturbation could be related to science.

...I should charge you guys money for showing you how to think like a scientist.

What you are saying is this:

1. Masterbation is sex.
2. Viagra is used to increase sexual activity.
3. Viagra can be shown to cause blindness.
4. Therefore, masterbation (sex) causes blindness.

Can you see the flaw in this argument? Here's a similar argument:

1. Eating cookies is a form of eating.
2. Compound X is a drug which increases appetite and leads to more eating.
3. Compound X can be shown to cause all your hair to fall out.
4. Therefore, eating causes all your hair to fall out.

Is this really the best you can do in your "thinking like a scientist"?

In case you missed it, the missing link is in showing that masterbation causes blindness, rather than showing that the drug Viagra causes blindness.

A correlation between taking Viagra and masterbating more and going blind does not solve the causation question of what causes blindness - the Viagra or the masterbation.

So, we're back to square one. Do you have any evidence that masterbation causes blindness? Or only correlations of the Viagra kind?

Seriously James. You are not suited for science. Your mind does not work in a deductive way.

The university which employs me obviously thinks otherwise. But then, they are all "programmed", I guess. All part of the Happeh conspiracy.

Go get a job as a janitor, or something harmless where someone gives you explicit instructions on what to do and think.

No thanks. I quite enjoy "programming" young minds in the false ways of science.
 
SnakeLord said:
I suppose it's worth asking Happeh to provide some more details concerning his claims. Mainly: Does masturbation without ejaculation cause the same problems or do they only occur if a person ejaculates. If it is the latter then he might be inclined to change his theory to state that "endorphins cause blindness in one eye".

My theory has nothing to do with endorphins or other chemicals. It is the physical action of masturbation and it's physical effects on the body.
 
Godless said:
I tried to download that damn video, it almost screwed up my Windows Media Player, so I decline to accept unknown lisence. Windows warning. I have a $1200 new computer, I'm not putting it at risk with the idiotic crap from a contemptable idiot.

Don't know much about computers huh? Only do what Microsoft allows you to? I said exactly in the post what needed to be done. You can download the video codec, or you can download an alternative video player. It is quite simple.

Godless said:
(I'm right and the hole world is wrong) That's what he should call his fucking theory!
Godless

But I am! ;)
 
leopold99 said:
i downloaded the "video" and when i tried to play it
it kept trying to connect to the internet
how about that.
yeah, i know what you meant about idiocy

You do know that you must download the video from the internet before it can play on your computer. Right?

If you cannot see the video, it does not really matter. I will bet money no one can figure it out. I am trying to make a point.

The man in the video is teaching the boy something in a non obvious way. All of you consider yourselves intelligent scientists, but I doubt you see what is going on. That means that your intelligence is limited to one area. Science. There are other equally valid ways of thinking and teaching that you are blind to. As proven by this video if you do not see the lesson the man is giving the boy.
 
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James R said:
Happeh:
Your picture does not establish the required causal link. There is no reason anybody should believed it was due to masterbation, other than your say-so. Right?

Yes

James R said:
Anyway, the first step is to see whether Ayurvedic medicine says anything like what you're saying.

Yes it would

James R said:
In a very short time, I could contact 100 people qualified to explain TIG welding to me, if I wanted to. I could watch a demonstration. I could probably get videos verifying its existence.

But with your claims about masterbation, I don't have a single name of somebody who agrees with you.

That is true.

James R said:
You show pictures which don't show any link to masterbation at all, as far as I can see. And the articles you've referenced are like me looking up a gardening book to learn about welding.

I said it before. It is not strange you do not think the pictures are linked to masturbation. You know nothing about what I am talking about. You should not be able to see anything in them until I tell you. I disagree about the science studies.

James R said:
Well, Happeh. I have news for you: that's not how science works. In science, it isn't a matter of how convincing somebody is, in terms of their ability to present themselves or argue a case. Scientific discoveries must be independently verifiable, otherwise they are worthless.

Sure

James R said:
I'm not calling you a liar. Maybe you are just seeing something which doesn't really exist. Maybe you're ignoring important facts, and attributing everything to your "theory".

Nope.

James R said:
Either way, I'm not going to trust you, because science doesn't rely on trust in that way. I want independent evidence. And so does snakelord.

We have been over this 20 times. What do you consider evidence? You and your cohorts want a study. There is no study. You refuse to do the work of examining evidence yourself and reaching a conclusion. There is nothing else left.

James R said:
A personal ego boost. If you're right, then you are a great discoverer. You might even become famous.

Naw. Someone will steal my discovery and get famous first. They always do.

James R said:
I think you're doing this because you get a personal kick out of it. You think you're smarter than everybody else, because you can see what they obviously can't.

Hmmm. Personal kick. That makes it sound like I am doing it for a thrill. That is not right. I do it because I feel like acting the good samaritan at this point in my life.

James R said:
I must say, you sound a little paranoid. There's no grand conspiracy to suppress your ideas. In fact, we're trying to get you to express them in a more coherent way. That will help both you and us.

I disagree. There has been no cooperation at all.

James R said:
That is an attitude which won't get you very far in life. You should try to be more open to alternative ideas. Sometimes, other people actually know more than you about some things.

May not get me far in life. My money stays in my wallet though. The number of people that know more than me numbers very few. Every single one of them keeps what they know secret so as to have power over others. That does not make me think good thoughts about people. That makes me think people are selfish and use anything they can to gain advantage over others.

James R said:
What you are saying is this:

1. Masterbation is sex.
2. Viagra is used to increase sexual activity.
3. Viagra can be shown to cause blindness.
4. Therefore, masterbation (sex) causes blindness.

Can you see the flaw in this argument? Here's a similar argument:

1. Eating cookies is a form of eating.
2. Compound X is a drug which increases appetite and leads to more eating.
3. Compound X can be shown to cause all your hair to fall out.
4. Therefore, eating causes all your hair to fall out.

Is this really the best you can do in your "thinking like a scientist"?

What is the problem is you change the sentence fix the last sentence with a "can"? 4. Therefore, eating can cause all your hair to fall out. I would guess that somewhere on the planet are people whose hair falls out when they eat certain foods. It is within the realm of possibility.

James R said:
In case you missed it, the missing link is in showing that masterbation causes blindness, rather than showing that the drug Viagra causes blindness.

What can I say? It is my expertise.

James R said:
A correlation between taking Viagra and masterbating more and going blind does not solve the causation question of what causes blindness - the Viagra or the masterbation.

So, we're back to square one. Do you have any evidence that masterbation causes blindness? Or only correlations of the Viagra kind?

Nothing but correlations. No million dollar studies. No scientists you can call up. Just my expertise. I think you are blinded by modern science where nothing is done without a corporate lab. You forget it was one man, edison, who invented the light bulb. Or one man, Marconi, who invented telegraph. Or was it radio? Doesn't really matter. Single men made discoveries thruout history with none of this loads of proof you demand. Darwin was one man. Did n't he come up with evolution and there are people to this day who still say Darwin is a liar. Are you one of them?

James R said:
The university which employs me obviously thinks otherwise. But then, they are all "programmed", I guess. All part of the Happeh conspiracy.

I wanted to jab you to wake you up.
 
Let's do this one more time to try to clear this up.

Happeh says excessive masturbation, exessive sex, injecting drugs, snorting drugs and excessive exercise can cause blindness, atrophied arm and leg, anxiety, heart attack, Alzheimers, breaking of hips in old age and loads of other terrible health symptoms.

Everyone wants evidence. Everyone seems to think that evidence is a paper somewhere on the internet that they go read, then give their opinion on. I don't think that is evidence. You didn't test any of the persons ideas. All you did was read what they said and decide if you felt they were convincing or not. Your belief depends on their personality more than on what they say. Unless they say something totally ludicrous.

Everyone wants a study agreeing with Happeh. There is no such study. Everyone wants scientists to back up Happeh. There are none. I cannot provide anything that you traditionally call science.

What I can do is show you cases of the symptoms that are caused. I can say to you that this is masturbation caused. If you immediately throw your hands in the air and complain, we cannot go anywhere. It seems common sense to me that any reasonable person would want to see 5 or 10 or 20 examples of the supposed symptoms just to make sure they understood what it was the symptoms were.

Then I can talk to you about some of the correlative evidence. The viagra study on blindness. The study on sperm production versus brain activity. Etc, etc. The old wives tale about masturbation making people go blind.

Then I could try to tell you exactly why the effects occur. I don't know if I can get it across or not. The ideas will not fit into your world view. They will make no sense and you will reject them.

It is my feeling that if I can get you to look at a variety of pictures all showing similar symptoms, even if I cannot get my explanation across to you, your curiosity will be stimulated by all those "coincidences". 10 or 20 or 30 people all showing the exact same symptoms. Even if I cannot convince you it is masturbation, your curiosity should drive you to wonder what else it could be.

Eventually, after you think on it for a long time and cannot come up with an alternative, you will return to my explanation because no other explanation fits.
 
Hapsburg says Happeh is a fucking moralistic retard, looking for any reason to say "masturbation is bad.".
What're you, the fucking Pope?
 
My theory has nothing to do with endorphins or other chemicals. It is the physical action of masturbation and it's physical effects on the body.

Ok, we are getting somewhere. I would assume, given your above statement, that the blindness, loss of limbs and turn to homosexuality come simply from rubbing your penis to a certain extent? Might I ask if rubbing your leg to the same extent would cause the same symptoms?

Further to which, given your later statement, it would seem pertinent to say that chemicals play a large part in your theory - indeed more so than the act of pulling on a bit of skin.

You say:

"Happeh says excessive masturbation, exessive sex, injecting drugs, snorting drugs and excessive exercise...."

All of which involve chemicals, but only two of which involve the penis. Perhaps the theory needs to be ammended slightly.
 
like james said, the burden of proof is on you

you mentioned that a "very few" are smarter that you.
who are those people.

you know something happeh i am through with you. i have tried to understand your point of view and i can't. you have not in my opinion even come close to proveing what you say. you mentioned that someone else would "steal" your idea and get rich. do i detect greed here? everybody in this thread knows it's your theory happeh it came from you. so you can not use that as an excuse.
to be honest i am surprised you haven't said masturbation causes brain damage.

you also asked what do you consider evidence. well i am no scientist but legal evidence is something that will convince 12 objective people. you have not even provided 1 let alone 12.

well here is your chance to beat your chest and roar over our corpses by providing the evidence that will convince 12 objective people.
 
Hapsburg said:
Hapsburg says Happeh is a fucking moralistic retard, looking for any reason to say "masturbation is bad.".
What're you, the fucking Pope?

Happeh says you are a goose stepping nazi. Gas anyone lately?
 
SnakeLord said:
Ok, we are getting somewhere. I would assume, given your above statement, that the blindness, loss of limbs and turn to homosexuality come simply from rubbing your penis to a certain extent? Might I ask if rubbing your leg to the same extent would cause the same symptoms?

No

SnakeLord said:
Further to which, given your later statement, it would seem pertinent to say that chemicals play a large part in your theory - indeed more so than the act of pulling on a bit of skin.

You say:

"Happeh says excessive masturbation, exessive sex, injecting drugs, snorting drugs and excessive exercise...."

All of which involve chemicals, but only two of which involve the penis. Perhaps the theory needs to be ammended slightly.

Smarty pants. You know I was talking about your reference to chemicals. That is why I don't want to waste time on you. Playing word games is time wasting.
 
leopold99 said:
like james said, the burden of proof is on you

you mentioned that a "very few" are smarter that you.
who are those people.

I wish I could find them again. Just strangers I stumbled across on the internet who were able to follow my explanations for some time.

leopold99 said:
you know something happeh i am through with you.

Leopold. You said you were 50 and have been masturbating all your life, but you are fine. To me, and most others on this board I would suspect, you are a low intelligence, filthy talking person who does not think very well and cannot express themselves in the written word.

My theory says that mental disintigration is a side effect of masturbation. You are 50, you masturbated all your life, and you show the signs of mental deterioration.

Can I get you to sign a release so I can put you in my next book as a case study? If you want to be famous, give me a signed statement saying I can use your photo, and send me a photo of yourself, and I will put the photo in my book as an example of a person who has been damaged by excessive masturbation.

I am dead serious. I need people who will sign releases and be willing to be models of the damage masturbation causes. Most people are too embarrassed. You? Maybe you don't care so it is worth asking.

leopold99 said:
your theory happeh it came from you. so you can not use that as an excuse.
to be honest i am surprised you haven't said masturbation causes brain damage.

I wrote something trying to describe my theories. I used the image of spaghetti to try and get my idea across. Some time later, I read about a man who invented "the spaghetti monster" who was supposed to be the great creator. The idea was to lampoon creationsim.

The man is rich now. He sold T shirts, coffee cups and who knows what else of the spaghetti monster. Maybe he read my stuff and was inspired. Maybe it is just coincidence. Except there are no coincidences.

leopold99 said:
well here is your chance to beat your chest and roar over our corpses by providing the evidence that will convince 12 objective people.

You do realize I do that in order to provoke people? They are so certain they know it all, the only way I can break the concrete their mind is encased in is to be obnoxious to them. When they get emotional, my hope is the concrete will break and some new ideas can then seep into their minds.
 
i know a way to prove your theory
and you have not even mentioned it
lets see if you are smart enuogh to figure it out.

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post your proof that i am of low intelligence
 
Leopold. You said you were 50 and have been masturbating all your life, but you are fine. To me, and most others on this board I would suspect, you are a low intelligence, filthy talking person who does not think very well and cannot express themselves in the written word.

It is shit like above that makes you an idiot! yes my favorite fucking word, when I see an idiot, I don't need a picture, I can just tell from his atempt at making shit up that makes not sense. Do you feel better now? have you built up that fucking low budget ego of yours to the point of grandeur? I hope that this makes your pathetic idiotic day go even better.

My theory says that mental disintigration is a side effect of masturbation. You are 50, you masturbated all your life, and you show the signs of mental deterioration.

If you go by this numb-brain observation you have been jacking off at least five times a day, since the day you found out if felt good. Perhaps your interest in masturbation was the fact that you liked it so much, you became an expert masterbator, then you realized your health deterioriatin. Do you at least wash your hand before typing on your keyboard? Yuk!. You are discusting sob.

You do realize I do that in order to provoke people? They are so certain they know it all, the only way I can break the concrete their mind is encased in is to be obnoxious to them. When they get emotional, my hope is the concrete will break and some new ideas can then seep into their minds.

Do you realize everyone here thinks you are putting us on? We just can't believe someone talking the way you do to be taken seriously, really it's retarded and mentally disturbing to think such stupidity is still believed as going blind from masterbation.

You got nothing but a will to be an outstanding troll, who thinks is better than anyone else, that everyone is wrong, and only you are right. For one, you shmuck! You haven't provided one sense of evidence, a few pics, and a retarded video is not evidence, an indipendent studies of other scientific proffesionals would be considered evidence, this is only in your head as explained by you, and your own observations are warped by some conspiracy theorists bull shit, that the Protocols of Zion are going to take over the world. You my friend are an IDIOT!

Godless
 
Happeh,

Happeh says excessive masturbation, exessive sex, injecting drugs, snorting drugs and excessive exercise can cause blindness, atrophied arm and leg, anxiety, heart attack, Alzheimers, breaking of hips in old age and loads of other terrible health symptoms.
Most things done to excess tend to incur unfortunate side effects. However, blindness as a direct result of excessive masturbation is not one of them.

The medical view (does not cause blindness) - http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/MedView.htm
Regarding children - http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/yourchild/masturb.htm
Normal, safe and healthy - http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht.html
Does not cause blindness or any disease - http://www.sexhealth.org/masturbation/
No connection with blindness - http://drgreene.healthology.com/printer_friendlyAR.asp?f=teenhealth&c=masturbation_qa
Blindness through masturbation has no basis in truth - http://www.coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm

And hundreds of other sites that all appear to carry the same message – masturbation is healthy, many say it should be encouraged, and all vehemently state it does not cause blindness.

Happeh – your speculation appears to be baseless and has no credibility. I could not find a single case linking masturbation with blindness.

If you still believe you have a case then I strongly recommend you conduct a methodical scientific study and write an appropriate paper and have it peer reviewed by scientists working in the same field. Come back to us when you have completed that work. In the absence of that your assertions here seem to be pointless and you are highly unlikely to make any progress or achieve any interest from anyone here.

Since this topic direction has also veered completely away from any religious connection I will close this thread shortly. If you still wish to pursue this further then I recommened one of the science forums.
 
I have honestly had more luck with children. Teenagers have more curiosity and bravery than you lot. They had more understanding too. They actually thought thru what I said and asked pertinent questions that showed they understood what it was I was saying.

Why are filling childrens and teenagers heads with lies? What the f*** are you doing talking to children about masturbation? Are you a paedophile?
 

Would you care to expand and explain why pulling on your penis directly affects your eye sight whereas pulling on your leg does not?

Smarty pants. You know I was talking about your reference to chemicals. That is why I don't want to waste time on you. Playing word games is time wasting.

What a curiously odd individual you are. The minute anyone puts some effort into listening to your claims and trying to figure out what's what, you instantly state they're playing games, a time waster, and so on. I actually found it curious that endorphin release is present with sex, masturbation drug usage and yes, even excercise. The very same chemical is present in every situation you claim causes blindness, so kindly explain how you conceive the blindness as being more related to the penis than the chemical.

Cris: It is true, this has no religious element whatsoever and does not belong on a religious subsection. It is also true that Happeh's posts have about as much science in them as a claim that farting too loudly causes brain damage - so no, it doesn't belong on a science forum either, but as a courtesy I would ask if instead of it being locked whether it could just be moved. I suffer from seasonal affective disorder, and to be honest Happeh's posts are the only thing that have made me smile and laugh since summer.

regards.
 
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