Masturbation is for Losers

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ZenDrake said:
ahhhhh,
so since this thread is in the sub-forum
designated for religion
technicalities like the correct spelling of the subject
isn't neccesary eh?
lets just exchange ideas, fuck the spelling, apparently you haven't read any of duendy's posts
 
Happeh said:
You think you are being sarcastic. You are providing us insight into your mind.

You might want to watch that. Psychiatric people that read stuff like this might warn the police. People on the internet report people for anything.
people who posts crap like "what i say is powerful" has a lot of nerve saying you better watch that. so whats the insight oh powerful oracle?

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you mentioned a website and you wanted immpressions of the man.
john spencer? never heard of him.
 
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leopold99 said:
lets just exchange ideas, fuck the spelling, apparently you haven't read any of duendy's posts
not willingly.


:p
awright then.
I'll put up my mr. grammar hat,
though I've found ideas to be best
expressed using correct and clear language.
It rather diminishes a person's credibility
when their argument is delivered in an incorrect manner.
 
ZenDrake said:
not willingly.


:p
awright then.
I'll put up my mr. grammar hat,
though I've found ideas to be best
expressed using correct and clear language.
It rather diminishes a person's credibility
when their argument is delivered in an incorrect manner.
i'll agree, spelling isn't realy a big deal. how a person puts their words together to exprees their ideas are more important. the most important is the idea itself.
 
Stop calling my home a dump. It's my home. Do you understand what I'm saying? Stop it. I'm not debating with you...I'm asking you to stop trying to belittle me by calling my home a dump.

My sweet dear Lory I'm not calling your home a dump. You have so often it's hard to distinquish who has been calling your home a dump, don't imply it.

As for my positive notes I gave, you completely ingnore those right?

You instead concentrate in your own missery, and don't pick up the positive things one has said, to dwell with your missery. It's commendable that you are trying to restore a dweling that sounds nice, I mentioned also that's commendable that you are trying cleaning up your crib. I encouraged you to not dwell in a divorce, and fight to keep restoring this dweling of yours to not
be used as a dump.

Furhermore I sided with you and said there's no shame in picking up trash that you found usefull for yourself, I also recommend that you not take these forums so emotionally and let anyone hurt you that way either. In a way I've helped you more than you realize but you only see the negative side.

When you come to a forum such as this, and spout your personal problems you open up yourself to all kinds of redicule and belittlement. Deal with it, and show more constraint about anything personal that you don't want others to use against you. Ok! Kiddo.

Godless
 
leopold99 said:
people who posts crap like "what i say is powerful" has a lot of nerve saying you better watch that. so whats the insight oh powerful oracle?

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you mentioned a website and you wanted immpressions of the man.
john spencer? never heard of him.

I wanted your own impressions of his physical well being. Not what you know of the man.

When I said "what I say is powerful, it is a way of speaking and thinking. You think it is a person being dramatic. I view it as a factual declaration of a well know phenomenon.
 
SnakeLord said:
No, I'm saying you talk utter bollocks, because you do. That is of course unless you can provide evidence that masturbation makes you go blind and lose your arms and legs.

Did I tell you Karma looks out for me? That is one of those things you need to learn to accept. When you work for good, Karma helps you out when you do battle.

I meet you and you say "show me the proof". I am hesitant to go thru the process again. Then I open the news and what do you know? Right there is corroborative proof. I don't even have to work for it.

One of the symptoms of excessive masturbation according to Happeh Theory is heart attack. In the news article below, erectile dysfunction is linked to heart attack. To be clear, the sex organ, used for sex, used for the sex act of masturbation, is linked to heart attack, which is a heart health problem.

My theory, written for the past 5 years, clearly says that masturbation can cause heart attack.

Go ahead struggle all you want. I am right. You are going to get schooled in this exchange. I am giving you fair warning as an agent of good. ;)

(This is so easy it almost robs the fun out of saying "I told you so")


A large study of men age 55 and older adds to evidence that impotence can be a warning sign for heart disease.

Men with erectile dysfunction were more likely than other men to experience chest pain, a heart attack or a stroke during the next seven years, the study found.

The results suggest that men who see their doctors for impotence drugs also should consider getting screened for heart disease, said study co-author Dr. Ian Thompson of the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio.

"There are many men who die suddenly of a heart attack, never having seen a physician and never having their cardiovascular risk assessed," Thompson said. "Some of these men may never have had a symptom of cardiovascular disease."

The study appears in Wednesday's
Journal of the American Medical Association.

The connection isn't new. Researchers already understood that heart disease and erection problems share risk factors, including obesity, smoking, diabetes, high blood pressure and physical inactivity.

But the study is the first to look at a large group of healthy men and monitor them over time, Thompson said. Researchers used data on 8,063 men without pre-existing heart conditions who participated in a study on prostate cancer prevention.

The researchers found erectile dysfunction to be almost as good a predictor for cardiovascular disease as a family history of heart attack.

But it wasn't a perfect predictor. In the group of men that had erection problems, 11 percent went on to experience a cardiovascular event. In the group with no erectile complaints during the study period, 6 percent still went on to have a cardiovascular event.

The study had limitations. It didn't use the standard questionnaire used by researchers to measure erectile dysfunction and it relied on patients' own reports of heart problems, rather than their medical records, said Dr. Elizabeth Barrett-Connor of the University of California San Diego, who was not involved in the study.

"But I think their results are right," she said. "I think it's good this article is being published in a major journal. It may get more people to improve their lifestyle, if nothing else."
 
SnakeLord said:
Alas I do not know or trust you and as a result am a bit wary about clicking an unknown link.

Can I assume it's a gay blind man with no legs and you're now going to tell me he masturbates too much?

That is cowardly and ridiculous. You want proof, but you refuse to click any link that may lead to proof? I am disappointed. I expected better.


After reading the entire rest of the post, I don't know why you bothered. It is the same thing repeated 30 times.

As for your request for proof, since you are afraid of links, I posted the news article in the post above this one.

Have a nice day! ;)
 
Happeh said:
Did I tell you Karma looks out for me? That is one of those things you need to learn to accept. When you work for good, Karma helps you out when you do battle.
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M*W: You karma has been lying to you.
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I meet you and you say "show me the proof". I am hesitant to go thru the process again. Then I open the news and what do you know? Right there is corroborative proof. I don't even have to work for it.
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M*W: Obviously.
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One of the symptoms of excessive masturbation according to Happeh Theory is heart attack. In the news article below, erectile dysfunction is linked to heart attack. To be clear, the sex organ, used for sex, used for the sex act of masturbation, is linked to heart attack, which is a heart health problem.
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M*W: Happeh Theory is bunk. A heart attack can happen to anybody at anytime. I just had two heart attacks recently myself. The first one happened when I was sitting on my toilet one August morning. The second one happened on my way to the hospital. I had no previous symptoms which is not uncommon in cardiovascular disease. My labs were amazingly normal for my age. Every physician I had seen in the past told me my heart was strong and healthy. The first symptom of cardiovascular disease is usually the first heart attack. I was cathed on both sides and now have stents.

Erectile dysfunction is the result of cardiovascular disease. Masturbation does not lead to erectile dysfunction nor specifically to heart attack.

You speak of sex organs as if they were dirty and vile. I could say that about a lot of people's brains. Sex and masturbation are normal. Heart attacks are not.
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My theory, written for the past 5 years, clearly says that masturbation can cause heart attack.

Go ahead struggle all you want. I am right. You are going to get schooled in this exchange. I am giving you fair warning as an agent of good. ;)

(This is so easy it almost robs the fun out of saying "I told you so")
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M*W: Sure, a heart attack can happen anywhere at anytime. Masturbation alone does not cause it. Masturbation is necessary to keep a healthy prostate if a man is single. Ejaculation should occur at least three times per week to keep the prostate healthy.
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A large study of men age 55 and older adds to evidence that impotence can be a warning sign for heart disease.
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M*W: Yes, impotence can be a warning sign of cardiovascular disease.
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Men with erectile dysfunction were more likely than other men to experience chest pain, a heart attack or a stroke during the next seven years, the study found.
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M*W: This could be true, but a heart attack or stroke does not always cause chest pain. Mine felt like a mild case of indigestion. In fact, I took Tums for it. Pain is not an indicator.
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The results suggest that men who see their doctors for impotence drugs also should consider getting screened for heart disease, said study co-author Dr. Ian Thompson of the University of Texas Health Science Center at San Antonio.
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M*W: This is true. It should be the standard of care for any physician to evaluate the man's cardiovascular health before prescribing an impotence drug. Impotence drugs can cause heart attacks.
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"There are many men who die suddenly of a heart attack, never having seen a physician and never having their cardiovascular risk assessed," Thompson said. "Some of these men may never have had a symptom of cardiovascular disease."
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M*W: This is true. Just because one has had no adverse cardiovascular symptoms does not mean he is a candidate for an impotence drug. Again, a reliable physician would check-out a man's cardio system before prescribing such a drug.

I feel your intentions may be good, but this is not an area you are knowledgeable in. Leave it to the physicians.
 
happeh sez: what i say is powerfull i say masturbation causes heart attacks
starting off right aren't you?
heart attacks are caused from ill health or genetic flaws
specificly from coronary cappillary blockages.
does that sound like masturbation?
what i say is powerfull alright.
 
Did I tell you Karma looks out for me? That is one of those things you need to learn to accept. When you work for good, Karma helps you out when you do battle.

Another grandiose claim built on nothing but thin air. I must admit, you're quite good at doing that. Alas you never manage to follow through.

One of the symptoms of excessive masturbation according to Happeh Theory is heart attack. In the news article below, erectile dysfunction is linked to heart attack.

Obviously someone needs to spell it out for you, but erectile dysfunction and masturbation aren't even close to being the same thing. However, just for the sake of it, did any of the studies participants happen to turn blind, turn gay or lose their limbs?

Furthermore, it strikes me as particularly funny that out of all the people you would use to try and show that masturbation causes blindness etc, you choose those that cannot masturbate.

My theory, written for the past 5 years, clearly says that masturbation can cause heart attack.

Without any evidence to support the claim, it can hardly be considered a theory. Try: "a baseless assumption".

Go ahead struggle all you want. I am right. You are going to get schooled in this exchange. I am giving you fair warning as an agent of good.

I would love to be 'schooled'. When you gonna start?

That is cowardly and ridiculous. You want proof, but you refuse to click any link that may lead to proof? I am disappointed. I expected better.

This is what happens when you don't pay attention. As I've already told you, (three times now): a picture in this case could not be considered evidence of anything. You agreed to that statement earlier, so your above statement is moot.

If you consider it that important explain to me what the picture is of and I will consider it.

Come back when your karma actually provides you with something relevant.

P.S I do actually commend you for at least trying, even though you were on the wrong track. Better luck next time.
 
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leopold99 said:
happeh sez: what i say is powerfull i say masturbation causes heart attacks
starting off right aren't you?
heart attacks are caused from ill health or genetic flaws
specificly from coronary cappillary blockages.
does that sound like masturbation?
what i say is powerfull alright.
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M*W: I can tell you first-hand that it was far from orgasmic.
 
Happeh claims:

One of the symptoms of excessive masturbation according to Happeh Theory is heart attack. My theory, written for the past 5 years, clearly says that masturbation can cause heart attack.

So, clearly you are privy to the statistics surrounding masturbation and heart attacks. That said, please tell us what percentage of men have been found dead with one hand clutching their hearts and the other their cocks as opposed to just their hearts?
 
Godless said:
My sweet dear Lory I'm not calling your home a dump. You have so often it's hard to distinquish who has been calling your home a dump, don't imply it.

As for my positive notes I gave, you completely ingnore those right?

You instead concentrate in your own missery, and don't pick up the positive things one has said, to dwell with your missery. It's commendable that you are trying to restore a dweling that sounds nice, I mentioned also that's commendable that you are trying cleaning up your crib. I encouraged you to not dwell in a divorce, and fight to keep restoring this dweling of yours to not
be used as a dump.

Furhermore I sided with you and said there's no shame in picking up trash that you found usefull for yourself, I also recommend that you not take these forums so emotionally and let anyone hurt you that way either. In a way I've helped you more than you realize but you only see the negative side.

When you come to a forum such as this, and spout your personal problems you open up yourself to all kinds of redicule and belittlement. Deal with it, and show more constraint about anything personal that you don't want others to use against you. Ok! Kiddo.

Godless


Yea, whatever...thanks for not referring to my home as a dump anymore. Because you definitely did, and for the exact reason that I stated you did. I know this is rocket science but I said that criminals dumped trash and other things on or around my property. You called my home a dump. If my home were a dump, then it wouldn't be illegal to dump there now would it? Ok, kiddo?
 
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Oh, I'm the psycho now, just because I have a mind of my own, and think you are a horrid bitch trying to tell me how to think? [personal insult deleted]
 
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Medicine Woman said:
M*W: Happeh Theory is bunk.

Whatever you want to believe. Doesn't have to be accurate, but you can believe what you want.

Medicine Woman said:
Erectile dysfunction is the result of cardiovascular disease. Masturbation does not lead to erectile dysfunction nor specifically to heart attack.

You are wrong.

Medicine Woman said:
I feel your intentions may be good, but this is not an area you are knowledgeable in. Leave it to the physicians.

I feel your intentions may be good, but this is an area you are not knowledgeable in. Leave it to me.
 
SnakeLord said:
Another grandiose claim built on nothing but thin air. I must admit, you're quite good at doing that. Alas you never manage to follow through.

Just the truth. Believe it or not. Makes no difference to me.

SnakeLord said:
Furthermore, it strikes me as particularly funny that out of all the people you would use to try and show that masturbation causes blindness etc, you choose those that cannot masturbate.

What I find interesting is, although you are certain I am incorrect, you offer no other alternative for why people have erectile dysfunction. That is because you have no idea. I am right that one of the causes of ED can be excessive masturbation. Believe me. You can wait 5 or 10 years for the studies to come out verifying what I say, or you can trust me and start now. It is your choice.

SnakeLord said:
Without any evidence to support the claim, it can hardly be considered a theory. Try: "a baseless assumption"..

There you go shooting your mouth off again. You have no idea about my research. We met last week. You know nothing of what I have done and nothing of what I learned. You have absolutely no basis whatsoever to make your claim.

SnakeLord said:
I would love to be 'schooled'. When you gonna start?

It has already happened. You are kinda slow so you missed it.

SnakeLord said:
P.S I do actually commend you for at least trying, even though you were on the wrong track. Better luck next time.

Ya. That's right. Slither on back to your tank.

You plainly say you will not do any thinking on your own. You say you will only accept some proof from someone you approve of. When I tell you there are no such people, in your small mind that settles it. If someone in authority has not verified it, then it cannot be true.

You are a droid. You are programmed to only believe people in suits, uniforms or with a degree on their wall. You have no capacity for independent thought. You disregard the pictures because you know that there is a chance I could prove myself right.

And if I did that would mean you would be wrong. In front of everyone.

So you slither away, shouting over your shoulder, "He is wrong, I, Snakelord, Command all of you that he is wrong. Heed my warning from on high".

The problem is, everyone is looking at you on the ground slithering away. They can see what a liar you are by constrasting your physical position on the ground with your grandiose statemets of superiority from on high.

Nice try coward. I win.
 
I love it. Exact same reaction I get on every board.

About 20 haters and blowhards are all shouting about how I am wrong. They all shout they need proof. I lead them along to fully expose their hate and close mindedness. Then I post some corroborative evidence.

Just like all the other boards, it suddenly goes dead quiet. Everyone that is certain I am wrong just kind of ignores the scientific study connecting the penis, thru erectile dysfunction, with the heart. They just kind of ignore that I said masturbation can cause heart attack among many other symptoms.

So predictable. Instead of being strong enough to admit a mistake, they run away, hoping no one saw they were wrong.
 
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